PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

[Gunt Nut]

Wherever they fight, people better be throwing half eaten burgers at both of them during

 

[Smooth Calculator]

Would love a nice back ally brawl if they both wer serious about it!

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I hope that if these two fat fucks were to fight, they would at the very least have the sense to invite some space researchers. This way they can use their massive bodies colliding as a frame of reference for a meteor crashing into Earth

 

[2021Murder]

Odds are even if the fight is even. A broker would not make the odds on this 50/50.

thats why you don't get a legit bookmaker. just have some independent 3rd party, preferably one named Josh who runs a forum and has had a long track record of integrity. i'm sure if you asked Ralph about odds he would put it at an even fight and would demand you make the odds 50/50

Also i remember reading up on the early MMA, and the state with the worst fight laws was Lousiana, so a battle on the bayou in new orleans might be their best bet. especially if they want Ethan drunk off his ass before the fight

 

[The Last Stand]

What's the deal with this?

 

[Tukadu]

What's the deal with this?

What generally happens when one party constantly says "Fite me irl" to everyone until someone says "sure".

 

[Sammich]

I really hope this happens, it would be wonderful to see PPP rain down blows on the fat felon manlet, roll him over and sodomize his bulbous ass. I only pray PPP puts in him a camel clutch while he's fucking him bloody.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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Cross-posted from the main thread; we might have 2 fights if Godwinson and Gator confirm this.

I don’t know if he could handle the man who fistfucked Zoom. Godwinson tread carefully, the Puerto Rican sex god might smother you with his fat rolls.

 

[The Wokest]

A convicted felon fighting a leaf

 

[Overcooked Raccoon]

Whoever wins this fight, gains the right to devour the other for sustenance.

 

[2021Murder]

Since he brought it up, What would this forum put the odds at? when the betting first started for Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor it was about 1/4 odds for Conor. I put this it about 1/100 odds personally.

 

[Kamikaze]

I love that a mongoloid like PPP succeeded where Donga failed - applying the full wrestling mentality to bloodsports.

Edit:

My money is on PPP because unlikely Ralph, he actually has to get up to go to work regularly along with the height difference. Ralph sits at home all day getting drunk, PPP is fat but at least he has working muscles.

Do we know anything about PPP's job? Is it blue collar?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

God just imagine if everything is set up, contracts signed and notarized, stage ready and Ralph pulls a Tonka and doesn't show. After all the shit talking talking he's done over the last... Shit, almost two years? Fucking amazing.

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

In this case Ralph is turning into the very thing he hated and criticized from the start

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Why has no one thought about bringing this fight to Japan and making it a sumo match?

 

[Cemila Mandes]

Now watch them give each other the coronavirus.

 

[DonBorrego]

IRL fighting over Edrama is still gay tho.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I haven’t even been following this streamer drama and yet I want this. Two fat idiots beating the shit out of each other on livestream sounds amazing.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

It's a damn shame that Kimbo Slice isn't still alive to serve as a guest referee.

 

[Aurora]

He would have to get permission from his probation officer you mong. They wouldn't even let him leave to see his wife. What makes you think they would let him leave to go get in street fight.

Wasn't aware he was still on probation. Looks like domestic then.

 

[SpergPatrol]

I hope this doesn't turn into a Tonkasaw situation where they talk mad shit then try everything to avoid the fight