Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

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  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%
  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%
  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%
  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%
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    Votes: 212 30.8%
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    Votes: 179 26.0%

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It starts there and you can clearly hear that PPP is quite surprised.

PPP giggling when rejoining.
Okay but if Leo was supposed to STFU why did PPP agree to dip out? Why didn't he remind Leo of the agreement that he was a silent host? So what if Leo gets pissy and asserts authority. PPP could have, if Leo objected to being reminded of the agreement, left him to twist in the wind. He didn't. Which is why I suggest that either A. PPP is a giant pussy who is only strong when cutting promos unchallenged, or B. The "disagreement" on Leo's participation was bullshit. They only told Jim that Leo would stay silent because that's the only way Jim would participate, when in reality the plan was always for Leo to take his shot if PPP failed.
 
I think the Gamergate thing is just Jim bait, since it's well known to get under his skin.

I think Leo is a true believer.

Regardless, the problem with using that tactic to get under Jim's skin is that it gets under a lot of people's skin. Including disinterested parties enjoying the dumpster fire. GG is almost universally regarded as cringe now. They engineered this to have as many people listening as possible. Leo blew it because he couldn't keep the GG spaghetti in his pockets.

If I were PPP, I would have slapped the shit out of Leo as soon as the call ended.
 
Jim was making him look like a jackass, LeoPirate saved him and shared the humiliation so PPP didn't have to suffer alone.

Looking back, I think the problem in that stream was expectations. We were all hype for Righteous PPP and Furious Jim and weren't expecting (and many hadn't even met) Waiting for Surfer to Cook PPP and Bemused Jim.

We wanted Bloodsports With The Champs and got Jim playing "are you sure about that?" with David Stay over a conspiracy that everyone knew was bullshit but coming out and saying it would ruin the fun
 
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This thread will serve as a proper TL;DR for those who are wondering whats going on and don't want to hop in between multiple threads to get full details.

I still have no idea what the fuck is going on. This is more or less what I understand:

It appears that Dick wants to fuck some guy Jamie. I have zero idea who the fuck Jamie is. It appears that Dick is gay or bi or whatever, but no idea how is this simping. Some guys try to make drama out of this, Dick's friends (? I don't know who most of those fucking guys are) try to clumsily shield him from the drama, people suspect that those people are on his payroll because of new project 2.

How is this story such a big deal?
 
Does anyone have a video recording of the stream ralph flagged down? Specifically, one with him in the chat?

Dame's calling it fake, and Ethan's currently playing dumb.
 
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Does anyone have a video recording of the stream ralph flagged down? Specifically, one with him in the chat?

Dame's calling it fake, and Ethan's currently playing dumb.

 
Okay but if Leo was supposed to STFU why did PPP agree to dip out? Why didn't he remind Leo of the agreement that he was a silent host? So what if Leo gets pissy and asserts authority. PPP could have, if Leo objected to being reminded of the agreement, left him to twist in the wind. He didn't. Which is why I suggest that either A. PPP is a giant pussy who is only strong when cutting promos unchallenged, or B. The "disagreement" on Leo's participation was bullshit. They only told Jim that Leo would stay silent because that's the only way Jim would participate, when in reality the plan was always for Leo to take his shot if PPP failed.
You can hear that he tried to stop him but just said fuck it and let Leo go because it would make a good trash fire. PPP was never serious about the whole Metokur thing to begin with, it was only to get more attention on this.
 
Does anyone have a video recording of the stream ralph flagged down? Specifically, one with him in the chat?

Dame's calling it fake, and Ethan's currently playing dumb.

Yeah, Dame's full of shit. Ralph got CAUGHT. Go back a couple of pages, the proof is posted there.
 
You can hear that he tried to stop him but just said fuck it and let Leo go because it would make a good trash fire. PPP was never serious about the whole Metokur thing to begin with, it was only to get more attention on this.

There was also getting "PPP won" and "Ethan Ralph is a fag" to come out of Jim's mouth, for the seething
 
There was also getting "PPP won" and "Ethan Ralph is a fag" to come out of Jim's mouth, for the seething

Pure beauty and the only funny thing Jim has done lately.

this started off with a lot of intrigue, but suddenly devolved into total nonsense, but the nonsense is fun.

If it involves two fat angry autistic speds slamming gunts together until one of them dies it will be the best season of IBS.
 
this started off with a lot of intrigue, but suddenly devolved into total nonsense, but the nonsense is fun.
this. when i started i really cared about who was in the right and now i just want to see where this rabbit hole goes just for shits and giggles.

PPP gets points for making me realize i was taking it too seriously.
 
Any idea around what time this happened? searching for it now.



Give me a bit and I'll make it concrete that he did it.
Around 47 minutes in. I checked multiple times during the stream to check if it was actually him and not a troll. It appears to really be him, I'm unsure how you would fake it but it being so blatantly obvious blows my mind and reeks of trolling. That being said Ralph being belligerently drunk and doing shit like this has happened many times, it's just a lot of people caught him this time. Look no further than the Vaush stream for where Gunty's mind goes when he's pissed.

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Dick really has nothing better to do now that Maddox offically fucked off to the shithole he came out of
I mean his entire show's foundation was more or less built off of making fun of maddox and his bootleg wack pack shit isn't really working out as well due to that, so yes maddox fucking off probably does mean he needs something.
when i started i really cared about who was in the right and now i just want to see where this rabbit hole goes just for shits and giggles.
I just hope by the end of this we can get a Patreon clone not run by a complete sped, heck even patreon itself is run by some failed punk rocker I think.
 
The people who care about this are somehow gayer and more fucking exceptional than the people having this autistic goddamed slap fight over nothing. Dick really has nothing better to do now that Maddox offically fucked off to the shithole he came out of
Somehow? Somehow implies mystery, as if there is some confusion about why getting emotionally involved in a dumpster fire is gayer than Richard Simmons fucking Roy Horn's room temperature corpse.
 
PPP called out Leos low IQ gamergate reference. He was only supposed to host the stream for him because PPP's laptop sucks and he can't host on his phone. PPP rightly called him out for interrupting him and being a faggot.

As I understand it Leo has been excommunicated from the Church of PPP.
 
It starts there and you can clearly hear that PPP is quite surprised.

PPP giggling when rejoining.
Just to sum up a 2+ hour video succinctly:
PPP: Hey Jim, can you come on stream so can I suck your dick?
Jim: Sure, my balls are dry
PPP: BTW, can you or someone with a bigger sub count make a video on this? Arent Ralph and Dick such lolcows?!
Jim: Nah, I'm good. You can do it yourself.
LeoPirate: James, remember goobergate? Dont you think its like this?
Jim: Uh no (laughs in Leo's face)
LeoPirate: See I knew you weren't cool. You're just like everyone else, not the leader of Goobergate.
Jim: Get me something concrete, and I'll see about it.
PPP: Isnt Flagging gay? *Concern Trolls for JF being flagged by Ralph*
Jim: Flagging is pretty gay, but bring me proof, and I'll see about it.
 
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