DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Satoi]

I decide to tune into DarkDave real quick and what am I greeted with?
"I would still stream even if I had to change my occupation...because I love this!"

We're not losing any steam here on the eternal bullshit train I see. Good to know.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Fuck Math!
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Uhh, does Twitch allow it's content creators to just throw out the term "autistic fuck"? If so big ups.

 

[PutridElephant]

Wonder how sidella feels if he knew Phil was calling people an "autistic fuck".

He'd shoot a load knowing his lord called him out.

 

[TurboSwine]

Uhh, does Twitch allow it's content creators to just throw out the term "autistic fuck"? If so big ups.

Well I won't hold out hope since Phil is twitch's golden goose, but it would be hilarious if he ate a ban. We'd get to see humbled apologetic Phil saying whatever BS he can n to save his income. Then a few weeks later we'd get the, "the trolls tricked me" excuse.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Well I won't hold out hope since Phil is twitch's golden goose, but it would be hilarious if he ate a ban. We'd get to see humbled apologetic Phil saying whatever BS he can n to save his income. Then a few weeks later we'd get the, "the trolls tricked me" excuse.

Swing back to “Twitch bad YouTube good” DSP

 

[RefreshedParty]

Pastor Raped His 14-Yr-Old Daughter For 2 Years, Gets Shorter Jail Time For Being "A Man Of God"

The sentence for a crime of this nature is generally 72 years, but this 'soft' sentence was because he was a 'man of god.'

life.shared.com

Is there a handbook that creepy dudes that prey on much younger women (or girls in this case) look at to get their look or something. Dude looks exactly like phil without muh italian genes.

Spoiler: bruh

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Uhh, does Twitch allow it's content creators to just throw out the term "autistic fuck"? If so big ups.

It really is wild how this guy will get on his soapbox pretending like he cares about minorities or oppressed groups, yet he’s so quick to throw the term “autistic fuck” out. the dude is just so damn fake, he’s the exact type of guy(boomer) to say he’s not a racist because he’s friends with black people, but probably gives every black at the grocery store the dirtiest look when they walk by.

This dude will sit her and say how offensive the cross dressing scene in FF7 is, but casually calls people “autistic fucks” and then calls you sensitive when you point outs a pretty offensive way to refer to people. He’s so damn two faced, this petty attitude of his is kinda why I wish he’d get what’s due to him, I’ve never seen someone so in need of some humble pie.

 

[kebab4you]

Uhh, does Twitch allow it's content creators to just throw out the term "autistic fuck"? If so big ups.

In theory? No. In practice? Yes.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Pastor Raped His 14-Yr-Old Daughter For 2 Years, Gets Shorter Jail Time For Being "A Man Of God"

The sentence for a crime of this nature is generally 72 years, but this 'soft' sentence was because he was a 'man of god.'

life.shared.com

Is there a handbook that creepy dudes that prey on much younger women (or girls in this case) look at to get their look or something. Dude looks exactly like phil without muh italian genes.

Spoiler: bruh

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My god it's like a mix between the Pigroach and James Elsworth.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I popped in an illegal restream and Phil has $2 after prestream. Phil needs to concoct some new drama ASAP. Phil owns drama and it is his entire business.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I popped in an illegal restream and Phil has $2 after prestream. Phil needs to concoct some new drama ASAP. Phil owns drama and it is his entire business.

He doesn’t need to adjust shit when he still has whales dropping in at the last minute dropping $50+

 

[actually]

I popped in an illegal restream and Phil has $2 after prestream. Phil needs to concoct some new drama ASAP. Phil owns drama and it is his entire business.

He doesn’t need to adjust shit when he still has whales dropping in at the last minute dropping $50+

Safe to assume that amac dumbass will probably be back with another $100.

 

[JimiHendrix]

I woke up to the sound of an ass beating. Phil is getting SLAPPED around by Rufus right now in FF7R, the only reason he isn't rage quitting is he's chugging mega potions every second. entire fight was him getting slapped around until Phil's limit gauge filled and he one shot the boss. got slapped around for over ten minutes, and when he finally "won" chat accused him of playing on easy.

Phil is literally eating every single hit on The Arsenal boss right now, every single one and has just discovered that magic, lightning magic specifically, is the weakness of mechanical enemies much to his surprise.

Boss sits there charging up a 20 second laser cannon beam, phil stands infront of it holding guard, for the full 20 seconds. Attack goes off ofr 9999 damage "oh instant kill. i guess i was supposed to know that"

also something that tickled me, phil just said "so barret is its weakness, the element of barret" yeah the robot fuckin' hates black people.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[Fallgout Boy]

I woke up to the sound of an ass beating. Phil is getting SLAPPED around by Rufus right now in FF7R, the only reason he isn't rage quitting is he's chugging mega potions every second. entire fight was him getting slapped around until Phil's limit gauge filled and he one shot the boss. got slapped around for over ten minutes, and when he finally "won" chat accused him of playing on easy.

Phil is literally eating every single hit on The Arsenal boss right now, every single one and has just discovered that magic, lightning magic specifically, is the weakness of mechanical enemies much to his surprise.

Jesus Christ, he's not done with the FF7 Remake yet?

How many times has he called either of them "puzzle bosses"? Actually, even though they both have gimmicks, it sounds like he hasn't figured them out and he's going with the classic DSP strategy of slamming his face into it until it works.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Jesus Christ, he's not done with the FF7 Remake yet?

How many times has he called either of them "puzzle bosses"? Actually, even though they both have gimmicks, it sounds like he hasn't figured them out and he's going with the classic DSP strategy of slamming his face into it until it works.

I woke up late so I missed some of the Rufus fight, don't know if he called it a puzzle boss, but he hasn't said it about the robot so far. I'll keep yeh updated, I'll prolly watch this entire stream since I smell salt.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Fuck Math!
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Phil accidentally acknowledging the fact that his paypigs only donate to meet the goal and that he knows certain paypigs would donate whatever amount necessary to meet the goal

This would have given him the perfect out to stop the vest streak. He was so put off with the request for a live DSP tries it for the 100 streak reward.

Oh, I have to get in the car and drive, line up, buy the food, pay, drive back, by the time I get back it will be cold, microwave it, sit on my loveseat, start the stream, eat the sandwich.

Poor, poor Phil.

On the other hand, it would be pretty pathetic to acknowledge that your cashcow streak was ended because of your inability to do basic arithmetic

 

[Paladin Derich]

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AlopeciaSydePhil is almost as horrifying as regular Phil.

Literally the human thumb
He looks like a sex tourist.

Fuck Math!
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>"We're going to be pahsitive, but I'm gonna to spit venom"

 

[JimiHendrix]

"The Whispers are just plot contrivances at this point. they don't make any sense"

This man is as dense as a fucking boulder. they've literally explained by this point in the game what the fucking Whispers are.


His depth perception is so fucking bad, he's swinging his sword wildly 4 feet away from this boss and not understanding why he isn't hitting. This is like in DMCV where he was just flailing as Dante across the room and didn't know why he wasn't landing hits.

 

[BlakkPillip]

isnt calling people in your chat “autistic fucks” a twitch tos violation?