Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

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  • Mister Metokur

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  • Warski

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  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

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Popper Whiting said:
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I have evidence in the for of the scene of this horrendous crime. Well, maybe not that horrendous crime but trust horrendous things have happened here.
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LMFAO.
If you look really closely, there's a human shaped discoloration on the floor. Head is touching the tub, shoulder touching the toilet, right arm somewhat pointing towards the sink. Ralph has definitely passed out on that floor.
 
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ClipBitch said:
Does this mean PPP using Fullblasts channel to stream-snipe ralph will come true?
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I think so. Fullblast sent PPP a stream key to the channel on Twitter earlier. Could explain why Ralph is getting extra unhinged. On top of him clearly not fucking sleeping. I'm half surprised that he's even planning to stream tonight. But then again, he has to do something to distract right now.
 
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DAME NOOOO!!!!
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Gold Star Commissar said:
So, help me understand, even Ralph says the one with the X is his account. And when you search PunishedRalph, there are only two that show up. What am I missing and why is Ralph flagging some rando?
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Because he is an idiot and an alcoholic with absolutely no self control I've kept up with Ralph since they shat on Baked Alaska the man has absolutely no control over his anger.
 
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Perspicacity said:
Lol human shaped discoloration is called a shadow.
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THAT is not a shadow. It's a discoloration on the floor. First of all the light coming in through the window would push the picture-taker's shadow behind them, not in front of them. Outdoor (natural) light is 5600K, whereas indoor light is 3200K. The outdoor light will overpower the indoor light.
 
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I just got home from visiting my Mom out of town. This thread has grown almost 100 pages since I left. What did I miss?
 
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Homo Demens said:
And like a gardener, he is pulling out the weeds. CLEAN IT UP!
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Give me hats. I hate drunks who know they're drunks but knowingly impose on others. I'm not tech savvy enough to know if it's his stupid avatar. Could be fake. Cleaning up after drunks who won't ever return the favors is pathetic, and being the kind of drunk who requires shielding makes you pathetic and worthless.
 
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GameDevAnon said:
THAT is not a shadow. It's a discoloration on the floor. First of all the light coming in through the window would push the picture-taker's shadow behind them, not in front of them. Outdoor (natural) light is 5600K, whereas indoor light is 3200K. The outdoor light will overpower the indoor light.
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Maybe that's where Gunty passes out drunk? The alcohol and grease coming out of his pores literally stained the tiles and porcelain.
 
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