Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%
  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%
  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%
  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%
  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%
  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%
  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%

  • Total voters
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Ralph is a vanilla basic bitch too. He dosent have any principals or positions.
The man dosent have one poltical opinion in his body like the morpheus blob he just shapes in to what his guests and chat thinks.
Matt just like ralph only puts in the most basic work to have a functional channel.
If ralph could get 1.5k consistant paypiggies tomorrow for being a communist he would do it in a heartbeat.
It's not about takes. It's about personality. I would smoke weed with Ralph and bullshit. I have no interest in sitting down with Matt, getting high and yucking it up,

Matt openly admitted going to Youtube events to learn how to be a better Youtube Guy. Which screams "fake as fuck". He has no confidence in his personality on its own. Because he doesn't have one.

You can hate Ralphs personality but he has one.
 

BREAKING: THE MANSION JUST GOT ONE ROOM SMALLER
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This probably means they were claiming some room that didn't have a closet as a bedroom.
 
It's not about takes. It's about personality. I would smoke weed with Ralph and bullshit. I have no interest in sitting down with Matt, getting high and yucking it up,

Matt openly admitted going to Youtube events to learn how to be a better Youtube Guy. Which screams "fake as fuck". He has no confidence in his personality on its own. Because he doesn't have one.

You can hate Ralphs personality but he has one.
At this point I'd rather have a beer with Mundane Matt nothing is worse than drinking with someone who is a hardcore alcoholic with anger issues that you eventually have to fucking babysit.
 
LMFAO.
If you look really closely, there's a human shaped discoloration on the floor. Head is touching the tub, shoulder touching the toilet, right arm somewhat pointing towards the sink. Ralph has definitely passed out on that floor.

Probably in a pool of his own vomit.
 
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