Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Sheryl Nome]

PPP is fat he's fatshielding himself.

 

[buying gf]

Someone in chat just pointed out, he put his shirt on inside out. PPP scholars, what does this mean?

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Someone in chat just pointed out, he put his shirt on inside out. PPP scholars, what does this mean?

Jesus is coming to Toronto to bless PPP tomorrow then

 

[New to the autism]

HAhaha I stole this from his chat but Sweepie Squad gave me a chuckle

 

[Rotollo]

Jesus is coming to Toronto to bless PPP tomorrow then

so jesus is the 777th man?

 

[New to the autism]

so jesus is the 777th man?

Nah fam Jesus is and always will be the 1st man

 

[Theodorus]

PEAK GUNT

The utter lack of shame, the completely open fly. SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN!

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

>Ralph has bs stipulations
>PPP Adds some like it has to go a full round or no cash

Yep. I knew he'd never show just to piss people off.

 

[ClipBitch]

Someone in chat just pointed out, he put his shirt on inside out. PPP scholars, what does this mean?

You wouldn't understand.

 

[Guntleman]

I doubt this is the right place for this but I'm gonna give a quick tutorial on how to archive entire YouTube Channels.

1. Be using GNU/Linux
2. Install youtube-dl
3. Create the following 4 files:

yt.conf

-o "%(uploader)s/%(title)s-%(id)s.%(ext)s"
-w
-c
-i
-v
--download-archive archive.txt
--username=yourusername@yourdomain.com
--password=YourPassword
-a channels.txt
-f 'bestvideo+bestaudio'
--write-description
--write-info-json
--write-annotations
--write-thumbnail
--all-subs
--merge-output-format mkv

archive.txt

This file should be left blank

channels.txt

list all channels or videos you want to archive.

yt.sh

youtube-dl --config-location yt.conf

After this is all done, run the script with following command:

bash yt.sh

You can also set up a cron job to archive stuff automatically every however often you want.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

I Just bought adobe premier pro. Lads what shitpost could I construct to throw at the gunt? Possibly a Gunt comparison essay?

 

[Coffee Anon]

"Just rip off his shirt and give him a dirty liver shot"
God bless Surfer.

 

[Disheveled Human]

PPP flexing his gunt.
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Ralphs the fat kid at the swimming pool hides his shame with a shirt. Beta move Ralph.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

I Just bought adobe premier pro. Lads what shitpost could I construct to throw at the gunt? Possibly a Gunt comparison essay?

Matt flagging stream audio with Ralph flagging Phantom visual

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

Someone in chat just pointed out, he put his shirt on inside out. PPP scholars, what does this mean?

This signifies the reversal of fortune; how a man once mocked for his performance in the Jim stream became the pinnacle of IBS content.

 

[Crystal Golem]

PPP: I've already damaged ralph by taking FBF from him.

 

[Guntleman]

Ralphs the fat kid at the swimming pool hides his shame with a shirt. Beta move Ralph.

I knew a skinny kid who would do that. Very weird

 

[Lards and Lasses]

I need this to become a reality.

PPP joins the Killstream. He's finally squirmed his way onto the show and Ralph believes he's gonna shit all over him.
Ralph: *takes shot of whiskey* Alright you faggot, you're finally on, what do you want you sack of shit? *takes shot*
PPP: I have a surprise Ralph. The 579th man i have yet to reveal!
Ralph: Oh this shit again? Alright whatever, who is it?

Spoiler: SO SPEAKETH THE MAN

ETHAN RALPH, IT'S ME, GATOR!

It would be hilarious. Please PPP, deliver us unto the best timeline.

 

[New to the autism]

The chad pale smooth hairless seemingly stretch mark free gunt of PPP
vs.
The virgin diseased necrotic misshapen gunt of Ethan Ralph

You may not like it but this is what peak gunt looks like.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

It's the same shit he pulled a couple days ago when he claimed some exceptional individual who'd pissed him off in the past was behind the flagging.

Actually that guy Erik Wong is kinda known in TDS for being a kill joy gay op fag and Dick, Dicks wanna be e celeb Jannies, and Ralph all ran spin for the guy.

I see some serious mopping ahead for this thread.

It would prove PPP right and ruin NP2

Real talk? That might be the most sad thing in this thread and that includes shellys coping and "trolling".

I don't read very much

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Jesse isn't that competent. He's done gay ops like that before but he always fucks up BAD. LIKE CRINGE BAD. This isn't that. Then again Ralph could always just show his report history and make it all go away live shot his screen, F5 as well as live enter the URL, etc.

If it makes you mad Dick you could just not read the thread, oh what am I saying, cows can't help themselves.

Dick doesn't get that him trying to get out in front of this and spin the narrative is what made this so bad. Honestly he should of just taken a break from the internet after the leaks and just said "this is deeply embarassing for me, I will be back once I collect myself. I am disapointed Jamie has chosen to go this route."