Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Shaka Brah]

And, still, Ashton maintains employment

I have to assume his employer doesn't know about his, uhh, proclivities.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I have to assume his employer doesn't know about his, uhh, proclivities.

Must work in a slaughterhouse or as a sewer inspector.
There are jobs IRL that still don't care about everyone seeing your brown starfish.
Getting more scarce every day, tho

 

[DirtyOldish_pol_tard]

From what I've seen so far I think PPP is actually a troll, but he's very entertaining. He's managed to press a lot of the right buttons and got a real shitshow rolling and that's good enough to keep me engaged.

what the fuck, have you actually seen any of his streams? he's an autistic a-log. I have no fucking clue how users on the site dedicated to laughing at cringy spergs and self-important assholes see him as anything more than a sped who humiliates himself every time he streams. if this faggot is a masterful troll, then so was Chris during the Liquid Chris saga.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

This thread is the burden PPP bears on his shoulder gunts for us all, and though you toss a stone with each blasphemous post, and though you string him up higher and higher as the thread grows higher he does this for all of us and for you. Yea even for the Kiwiees and the Ralpharisees does PPP climb Golguntha

Amen, brother. Amen.

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READ A BOOK JERSH!! READ A BOOK!!

It's correct in British English, though for some reason I feel this fact may not be entirely welcome

https://www.thepunctuationguide.com/british-versus-american-style.html

The above examples also show that the American style places commas and periods inside the quotation marks, even if they are not in the original material. British style (more sensibly) places unquoted periods and commas outside the quotation marks. For all other punctuation, the British and American styles are in agreement: unless the punctuation is part of the quoted material, it goes outside the quotation marks.

 

[GameDevAnon]

but not because he flaunted his brown asshole

That is very clearly the pinkest asshole I have ever seen in my life. Do you not know the difference between pink and brown, @Superman93? Fix this shit.

Great thread. If Dick is able to get a spot on Internet Famous with an OP of 27 words, this is more than passable. This'll 100% be cited by him as an example of "the cover up" in his next stream, and Pastor Bubbles will accuse Null of some bullshit solely for allowing this thread to exist.

I think you should lock the thread for 48 hours to show everyone how "fair" you are, Janny Jewsh.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

So I have to admit, I know very little about Canadian accents; It seems like PPP's got a heavily put on "Smarmy showman" affect. It seems like its a pretty big part of his act, and I love it, (or love to hate it, I suppose), but I can't be certain if his accent is a part of it. For comparison, when I first heard Surfer, I thought he was black out drunk every day or some sort of burnout, but apparently that's a put on affect for Canadian salesmen or something? I've heard a lot of people say they can't stand PPP's voice, but if you watch some of Godwinson's more recent videos, you can see that he's starting to pick up on some of PPP's mannerisms. I just wonder how much of it is an act for his audience, and how much is just an artifact of his accent/autism.

his accent is pretty standard for someone from east side with the oouts and aboouts. The way he says fuck/fucking reminds me of trailer park boys.

 

[Liber Pater]

It's correct in British English, though for some reason I feel this fact may not be entirely welcome

Josh's hosting company is literally called 1776 Hosting. Of course we don't uphold UK grammatical rules on this site. We fought a war for this, damnit!

 

[big ups liquid richard]

these guys raided a Spencers Gift store, and I like it. Reminds me of being a stoned teenager when I look at their ceiling.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

what the fuck, have you actually seen any of his streams? he's an autistic a-log. I have no fucking clue how users on the site dedicated to laughing at cringy spergs and self-important assholes see him as anything more than a sped who humiliates himself every time he streams. if this faggot is a masterful troll, then so was Chris during the Liquid Chris saga.

You can be an effective troll and a complete spergy wreck at the same time. In fact, I'd venture so far as to say the two tend to go hand-in-hand. You make it big right up until people see through whatever your schtick is, then the slow, gradual slide into irrelevance begins. Why do you think e-celebs all follow the same rise and fall damn near beat-for-beat?

This dude is an unusual case of a rising e-celeb who tanks barely 24 hours after getting his big break.

 

[DecimatedFerret]

This is overdue. I don't necessarily think Ashton is a cow, I lean more heavily (haha) towards him being a really effective troll who doesn't care about getting splashed with his own piss filled balloon. Definitely interesting enough to talk about and follow

That said, we need a place to discuss him because until now the best fit has been the Ethan Ralph thread and many people there just want to talk about that from the "Ralph is a a pill popping slob, Gator is an omega, Flamenco is cripplingly autistic" angle

This nigga spread his cheeks so everybody could see his asshole live on stream, I dont care if he's a hilarious 400 IQ master troll, this man is 100% grade A lolcow. Its why this is so entertaining, people who really shouldn't care about anything that's coming out of this fat bastard's mouth are fucking quivering before the might of his gunt.

 

[instythot]

This nigga spread his cheeks so everybody could see his asshole live on stream, I dont care if he's a hilarious 400 IQ master troll, this man is 100% grade A lolcow. Its why this is so entertaining, people who really shouldn't care about anything that's coming out of this fat bastard's mouth are fucking quivering before the might of his gunt.

Discussions of Ashton's body of work will be quite interesting even after this dies down.

Should Surfer be part of the title? The two are relatively inseparable and I imagine many people will want to speculate exactly how gay they are

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Discussions of Ashton's body of work will be quite interesting even after this dies down.

Should Surfer be part of the title? The two are relatively inseparable and I imagine many people will want to speculate exactly how gay they are

Surfer his 100% heterosexual life partner who is not ga with him not at all should absolutely be a part of this thread.

 

[Theodorus]

PPP waxes theological on the pro and cons of asshole spreading and whether or not famous men of God throughout history would have spread ass.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-dick-masterson-simp-conspiracy.69432/page-30#post-6433493

"Maybe you can renovate your parish"

"Hmm yes. Hmm yes"

LMAO

Thank you for reposting that here. One of his GREATEST HITS! Someone needs to send THAT to his church so they'll take him back!

 

[Miller]

How long before his IBS Star burns out? It’s only a matter of time before he does something truly exceptional, it’s the fate of pretty much every tard who has stepped into this ring.

You mean something like this?

 

[Guntleman]

The rest of them arent on youtube but i got an archive of all of them.

Please put them on MEGA or something. And does anyone have PPP's original videos? The ones with him and Surfer preaching?

 

[plattschwanz]

This nigga spread his cheeks so everybody could see his asshole live on stream, I dont care if he's a hilarious 400 IQ master troll, this man is 100% grade A lolcow. Its why this is so entertaining, people who really shouldn't care about anything that's coming out of this fat bastard's mouth are fucking quivering before the might of his gunt.

His style in general is a welcome change, PPP doesn't hide or play pretend. Everyone is used to cloak-and-dagger operations cooked up by people who think that they're smarter than they actually are. And then, like you said, a fat Canadian bursts through the door, pulls down his pants and proudly displays his anus. They have no chance.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Thank you for reposting that here. One of his GREATEST HITS! Someone needs to send THAT to his church so they'll take him back!

He doesn't need to go back to his old church. He needs to start his own church. His own religion.

 

[Guntleman]

I doubt this is the right place for this but I'm gonna give a quick tutorial on how to archive entire YouTube Channels.

1. Be using GNU/Linux
2. Install youtube-dl
3. Create the following 4 files:

yt.conf

-o "%(uploader)s/%(title)s-%(id)s.%(ext)s"
-w
-c
-i
-v
--download-archive archive.txt
--username=yourusername@yourdomain.com
--password=YourPassword
-a channels.txt
-f 'bestvideo+bestaudio'
--write-description
--write-info-json
--write-annotations
--write-thumbnail
--all-subs
--merge-output-format mkv

archive.txt

This file should be left blank

channels.txt

list all channels or videos you want to archive.

yt.sh

youtube-dl --config-location yt.conf

After this is all done, run the script with following command:

bash yt.sh

You can also set up a cron job to archive stuff automatically every however often you want.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

 

[GaryGrey]

Not sure where this is coming from but Dick has been informed that Chad 'PPP' Thundercuck may have made predictions on the fight. Clips or stream would be great for some fun sound bites.
https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1260039496583675906
https://archive.is/hfXFN