Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I played with photo filters. I found a possible future role for Lucas. I present to you, Quasimodo:
That's pretty unfair. Quasimodo was ripped as fuck and had a job.

There really isn't much to do in Airway Heights for a homeless person. He can't roam around like he does downtown because the main street is a highway where people drive between 45-60mph. People are regularly hit by cars and die in that area as well. It's basically like a long ass street of strip malls. Not walker friendly at all.
This answers my question of how he's been walking around screaming 'NIGGA' without getting his ass kicked. No one is there. Interesting how he still has the presence of mind to avoid getting his ass kicked by the good homeless folks of Spokane.
 
Probably saw his videos screaming about women and yelling nigga in public and just wanted the creep to hurry up and leave. I doubt anyone actually enjoys having Lucas show up at their work regularly. I'm all for weed legalisation and enjoying the occasional narcotics, but should they actually be selling drugs to an unmedicated schizo? I know it's not illegal, even if it should be since it's not doing Lucas' swiss cheese brain any help, but it can't be a good combination with mental illness like schizophrenia and bipolar. Least the fat bastard finally changed his shirt and isn't yelling about his involuntary celibacy, yet
His lips look busted because they are dried out and cracked.

The girl was no smiles, all business, looked at him like he was already high. I'd say what was going through her mind was something like this-- "Crap, the psycho creep is back".

Does anyone know what filter on Instagram, he now claims it's an Instagram filter he likes, that he uses for his photos? I know people have said before about apps but is there any filters on Instagram that creeper can use that horrible fake deaging effect with?
 

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Probably saw his videos screaming about women and yelling nigga in public and just wanted the creep to hurry up and leave. I doubt anyone actually enjoys having Lucas show up at their work regularly. I'm all for weed legalisation and enjoying the occasional narcotics, but should they actually be selling drugs to an unmedicated schizo? I know it's not illegal, even if it should be since it's not doing Lucas' swiss cheese brain any help, but it can't be a good combination with mental illness like schizophrenia and bipolar. Least the fat bastard finally changed his shirt and isn't yelling about his involuntary celibacy, yet


Does anyone know what filter on Instagram, he now claims it's an Instagram filter he likes, that he uses for his photos? I know people have said before about apps but is there any filters on Instagram that creeper can use that horrible fake deaging effect with?

it’s not like they know his medical information. It’s recreationally legal, that means he can buy it. Sure it’s not a good idea, but no one asks people if they’re an unmedicated cirrhosis patient before they buy alcohol. It’s legal? You over 21? You can buy it.
 
Probably saw his videos screaming about women and yelling nigga in public and just wanted the creep to hurry up and leave. I doubt anyone actually enjoys having Lucas show up at their work regularly. I'm all for weed legalisation and enjoying the occasional narcotics, but should they actually be selling drugs to an unmedicated schizo? I know it's not illegal, even if it should be since it's not doing Lucas' swiss cheese brain any help, but it can't be a good combination with mental illness like schizophrenia and bipolar. Least the fat bastard finally changed his shirt and isn't yelling about his involuntary celibacy, yet


Does anyone know what filter on Instagram, he now claims it's an Instagram filter he likes, that he uses for his photos? I know people have said before about apps but is there any filters on Instagram that creeper can use that horrible fake deaging effect with?
Lucas is a lying liar who abuses the beauty/smoothing tool on his phone, THEN runs his pictures through an Instagram filter.
Gotta look shiny smooth for his future Zoomer bae that someone will yeet down to him, cuh.
I’m gonna go kill myself now.
 
Probably saw his videos screaming about women and yelling nigga in public and just wanted the creep to hurry up and leave. I doubt anyone actually enjoys having Lucas show up at their work regularly. I'm all for weed legalisation and enjoying the occasional narcotics, but should they actually be selling drugs to an unmedicated schizo? I know it's not illegal, even if it should be since it's not doing Lucas' swiss cheese brain any help, but it can't be a good combination with mental illness like schizophrenia and bipolar. Least the fat bastard finally changed his shirt and isn't yelling about his involuntary celibacy, yet


Does anyone know what filter on Instagram, he now claims it's an Instagram filter he likes, that he uses for his photos? I know people have said before about apps but is there any filters on Instagram that creeper can use that horrible fake deaging effect with?

Technically speaking, if they're aware he has a legit mental illness like being schitzo they shouldn't be selling weed to him and i'm sure there is some legal technicality in there somewhere saying they can't, for the simple fact its well known that schitzos can have severe reactions to it because of their abnormal brain chemistry. That said, if by chance it ever did set him off and he harmed someone as a result I can see it leading to a legal shitshow when the victim found out they sold drugs to someone they had to know had clear mental issues, even if they didn't know what specifically. Its one of those things that falls well into the the whole legal 'may lead to reasonably foreseeable incidents' territory

Not that I expect him to go off like that as a result of smoking weed. At least not in his current mental state. Granted you never really know what might happen with people like lucas. He absolutely shouldn't be anywhere near it and they shouldn't be selling to someone who is clearly fucked in the head. But if he ever does it could certainly lead to questions being asked about the necessity of having an explicit legal requirement for not selling such products to mentally ill people in the name of public safety. Even if lucas never goes psycho cause of it who says someone else won't at some point

it’s not like they know his medical information. It’s recreationally legal, that means he can buy it. Sure it’s not a good idea, but no one asks people if they’re an unmedicated cirrhosis patient before they buy alcohol. It’s legal? You over 21? You can buy it.

Ehh they don't really need to know his medical information to recognize him as being mentally ill. Given the product they sell has known potentially very serious side effects for people with abnormal brain chemistry its their legal responsibility to be aware of what they are selling and to who. Pharmacists can get in serious legal shit for giving opiates to people who are showing signs of being a junkie even with a prescription, gun store owners can get in even bigger shit for selling guns to people who later go off and shoot a bunch of people when it gets out that they were showing signs of questionable behavior in the store and you can bet if a liquor store sold booze to some guy with yellowing eyes and skin and it ended up killing him shortly after, the family would sue for selling him booze when they should have recognized obvious signs of liver failure, given the nature of their business.

Point being, nothing good will come to a business selling mind altering substances to someone with blatantly obvious mental health problems, and as a business its their responsibility to know who they are not supposed to be selling to. Its one of the reasons i'd never even consider getting into that particular business. That entire business is a liability lawsuit waiting to happen. Too much is sketchy about it legally speaking and its only a matter of time before somebody gets high from a something one of these places sells them, gets in an accident that kills a bunch of kids and claims there was something wrong with whatever they gave him. By the same token, selling anything to somebody like lucas - hell especially someone like lucas is a bad situation waiting to happen for everybody involved
 
Can you imagine the meltdown Lucas would have if a store refused to sell him weed? He would be screeching and mooing and reeing. Absolute chimpout! Probably like when he threw that glass of Pepsi at the wall in the restaraunt. The store owners would probably know that and just want to get the smelly ragman out of there and back on the streets. Liability for a place like that is kind of a thorny legal issue. I guess it could be similar to a bar being held liable if someone leaves drunk and gets in their car and kills themselves or someone else. I think it would be tough to blame a place like that for it, but I suppose it is possible. But it would be an absolute scene if they refused to sell to Lucas.

Technically speaking, if they're aware he has a legit mental illness like being schitzo they shouldn't be selling weed to him and i'm sure there is some legal technicality in there somewhere saying they can't, for the simple fact its well known that schitzos can have severe reactions to it because of their abnormal brain chemistry. That said, if by chance it ever did set him off and he harmed someone as a result I can see it leading to a legal shitshow when the victim found out they sold drugs to someone they had to know had clear mental issues, even if they didn't know what specifically. Its one of those things that falls well into the the whole legal 'may lead to reasonably foreseeable incidents' territory

Not that I expect him to go off like that as a result of smoking weed. At least not in his current mental state. Granted you never really know what might happen with people like lucas. He absolutely shouldn't be anywhere near it and they shouldn't be selling to someone who is clearly fucked in the head. But if he ever does it could certainly lead to questions being asked about the necessity of having an explicit legal requirement for not selling such products to mentally ill people in the name of public safety. Even if lucas never goes psycho cause of it who says someone else won't at some point



Ehh they don't really need to know his medical information to recognize him as being mentally ill. Given the product they sell has known potentially very serious side effects for people with abnormal brain chemistry its their legal responsibility to be aware of what they are selling and to who. Pharmacists can get in serious legal shit for giving opiates to people who are showing signs of being a junkie even with a prescription, gun store owners can get in even bigger shit for selling guns to people who later go off and shoot a bunch of people when it gets out that they were showing signs of questionable behavior in the store and you can bet if a liquor store sold booze to some guy with yellowing eyes and skin and it ended up killing him shortly after, the family would sue for selling him booze when they should have recognized obvious signs of liver failure, given the nature of their business.

Point being, nothing good will come to a business selling mind altering substances to someone with blatantly obvious mental health problems, and as a business its their responsibility to know who they are not supposed to be selling to. Its one of the reasons i'd never even consider getting into that particular business. That entire business is a liability lawsuit waiting to happen. Too much is sketchy about it legally speaking and its only a matter of time before somebody gets high from a something one of these places sells them, gets in an accident that kills a bunch of kids and claims there was something wrong with whatever they gave him. By the same token, selling anything to somebody like lucas - hell especially someone like lucas is a bad situation waiting to happen for everybody involved
 
He posted a black & white Insta-fliter version of this on Instagram. Probably to make his skin look smoother for Zoomerbaes. I noticed he changed his shirt today. GOOD ON YOU, LUCAS! We might be able to teach you good hygiene yet! Next, we need to work on showering daily. We'll get through this together, bud.

 
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He posted a black & white Insta-fliter version of this on Instagram. Probably to make his skin look smoother for Zoomerbaes. I noticed he changed his shirt today. GOOD ON YOU, LUCAS! We might be able to teach you good hygiene yet! Next, we need to work on showering daily. We'll get through this together, bud.

Changing his shirt, even showering daily won't change the fact he's an insane pedo.
 
Learn to Insert Media ya agephobic classist! lel

But seriously, this new deadpan delivery is funnier than usual somehow.
And he learned a new word! Agephile!
Gee Lucas, that couldn't possibly describe anybody you know, huh?
I'm sorry! I'm still learning this newfangled technology. 😭

Must be because I'm not Gen Z.
 
Learn to Insert Media ya agephobic classist! lel

But seriously, this new deadpan delivery is funnier than usual somehow.
And he learned a new word! Agephile!
Gee Lucas, that couldn't possibly describe anybody you know, huh?

Lucas may be a nutjob but he still has the ability to understand context. He is speaking calm and quietly because he is in a shopping mall or similar public space so he knows not to bring attention to himself. When he is on the street by himself he knows he is free to rant, until there are others around, then he throws his jacket over his head. He hasn’t lost that inner censor or situational awareness. He understands what is acceptable and not acceptable in social contexts. I’m interested in when Lucas either loses this ability or decides to override it. That is when the real predatory behavior will break out.
 
Learn to Insert Media ya agephobic classist! lel

But seriously, this new deadpan delivery is funnier than usual somehow.
And he learned a new word! Agephile!
Gee Lucas, that couldn't possibly describe anybody you know, huh?
Reminds me of his old (10/2016) "Say No To This Face" video. The comments, No, No, No, No, No, ...........


 
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