Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[2021Murder]

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Takes fresh from the oven, careful, they're hot! UCB education paying off.

its hilarious thinking how much money he gave those people. He must have been so fucking insufferable, it must have been like that scene in the Office where Michael is in improv, but imagine a Tuvix of Michael Scott and Todd Packer.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Reminder that Mersh picked up the broom for Dick 6 months back when he and Jesse had a spergy fight on twitter about this interview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTKr5jcDLlU

Jesse and the ROTC were friends until they wouldnt let him on to confront Dick or something.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

While I'm looking through Jesse's videos, here's a longer cut of his Mothers Day video that just premiered:

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

its hilarious thinking how much money he gave those people. He must have been so fucking insufferable, it must have been like that scene in the Office where Michael is in improv, but imagine a Tuvix of Michael Scott and Todd Packer.

If Dick is Tuvix, we know how this plays out.
His right to existence is in the process of being revoked by his soon-to-be executioner, Captain PPP

 

[Unog]

I agree, but I don’t think Ralph is capable of the level of attention and content consumpion he appears to have - we got a close look at his energy levels and potential for productivity during the Miami saga.

It is much more likely he has outsourced the majority of tracking mentions of himself and his content to his janitors.
Instead of just fulfilling the role of the jannie, his orbiters act as literal internet trash(burger) collectors, scouring the proverbial roads and likely locations for any content taking shots at Ralph or the killstream. Anything found is brought to Ralph for direct consumption, and longer shows are probably clipped (Gator’s primary domain) so he doesn’t have to watch the whole thing.

This is how Ralph appears to be paying so much attention while still sleeping 16 hours a day and spending another 4 trying to get OBS set up for the killstream.

So you're saying instead of having Google Alerts for his name like Matt Jarbo...


he has Gaytor Alerts?

 

[2021Murder]

While I'm looking through Jesse's videos, here's a longer cut of his Mothers Day video that just premiered:

Remember that Seinfeld episode where Jerry breaks it off with a girl once he realizes he's getting Newmans sloppy seconds. Dick is perfectly fine knowing the sort of woman willing to humiliate herself in these pics with Maddox is with him.

 

[Kulee Baba]

its hilarious thinking how much money he gave those people. He must have been so fucking insufferable, it must have been like that scene in the Office where Michael is in improv, but imagine a Tuvix of Michael Scott and Todd Packer.

No that really is one of the most bizarre quirks of Dick. He runs a podcast that has listenership across the world, but he lamented being banned from that shitty clown college for the longest time.

Here it is for all you lovers of cringe, Dick dressed as a My Little Pony for UCB. He should have given Maddox a bottle of wine for getting him banned, this nerdshit hackery wouldn't even make it on goddamn reddit much less SNL.

Dick I still honestly like you, but take this fuck up and realize you can't walk with a chip on your shoulder. Especially when you associate with a moron like Ralph.

 

[Niggernerd]

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Time to join the NP2 and start dickshielding.

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

PPP showed us the meaning of kino, the path to salvation, and a photo of his asshole all in less than a week. IBS has never been this funny or gay or based.

 

[TittyMcGee]

While I'm looking through Jesse's videos, here's a longer cut of his Mothers Day video that just premiered:

While the video is funny Jesse's stinky desperation is even funnier

 

[Guntleman]

Besides a nose job, what other plastic surgery has Dick had?

 

[Niggernerd]

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While the video is funny Jesse's stinky desperation is even funnier

You'd have to post/send it everywhere even to his parents.

 

[The Marineer]

Besides a nose job, what other plastic surgery has Dick had?

Face reduction?

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Besides a nose job, what other plastic surgery has Dick had?

You can't say that without posting a hilarious before and after. When did that happen? Or is it just a joke about him being half jewish?

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

400 pages.... and what a roller coaster those pages have been. I doubted the leaf from the start, but he ended up delivering by far the most pure, concentrated entertainment to come from this sphere of lolcows in a long time.

We are truly blessed to have witnessed this dumpster fire of an IBS revival.

 

[Tukadu]

On the off chance that you read these threads, Dick, you need to put a baby in 80's girl or do the right thing and let her go now that she still has time to have a child with someone else.

That DM where she was despairing cause the man she loves wouldn't have babies with her as she gets older and older hurt to read.

 

[Guntleman]

You can't say that without posting a hilarious before and after. When did that happen? Or is it just a joke about him being half Trump's Chosen?

My proof is that someone in this thread said it. Like a real man, I don't have any proof.

On the off chance that you read these threads, Dick, you need to put a baby in 80's girl or do the right thing and let her go now that she still has time to have a child with someone else.

That DM where she was despairing cause the man she loves wouldn't have babies with her as she gets older and older hurt to read.

More people like Dax and 80's girl don't need to exist. Let them both die childless.

 

[Theodorus]

After God's Chosen Champion, PPP, lays down God's Awesome Retribution unto Seethan Ralph. There is another who should feel the weight of his gunt.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Funny, when I archived that search I checked and the one without the x read "PunishedRalph" just fine.

So yeah, this is a gayop to make this look like a gayop. Classy, fags.

What if Dame made the first fake Ralph, flagged the stream, and as soon as everyone starts reeeeeing he proves that it can be done. I'm calling gayops-ception.

 

[Several Goats]

Daily reminder that Ethan Ralph flagged Phantom Organization