Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I do hope she holds out a little longer on the full-out-mukbang phase. It's really funny when Chantal "diets" for a few days and think she's better than everyone.

Chantal getting a bath bomb named sex bomb when she hasn't gotten laid in years... Chantal getting bath bombs when she can't even fit in the bath.
 
The complex she lives in has already been found you dumb niggêrs.

Na. That wasn't it. The roofs don't match the area just outside her patio. Same building design, or very similar to it, as was the one posted today, but it's not her complex.

Regardless, it doesn't much matter where she lives. We know her building is a cookie cutter development that was mass-produced as cheap suburban housing.
 
Maybe I'm trash, but I do hope Chantal and her ilk eventually succeed at weight loss in some fashion. I like success stories. Unfortunately she probably wont be one, but leave me to my delusions for a little while

Why get bath bombs when you don't fucking bathe regularly. And as others mentioned, no way she a) fits in the tub, or b) can get in and out of the tub without an engine block hoist
 
It's super obvi that she hasn't been banged in like, a looong time because she keeps "casually" saying stuff about traveling and having "many romances" in her life lol she genuinely doesn't get that her best fucks are behind her. What will she do when she runs out of black countries to import boyfriends from? She also has pay double to have a private room in this supposedly upcoming trip "in case I want to bring someone back to my room"
 
Maybe I'm trash, but I do hope Chantal and her ilk eventually succeed at weight loss in some fashion. I like success stories. Unfortunately she probably wont be one, but leave me to my delusions for a little while

Why get bath bombs when you don't fucking bathe regularly. And as others mentioned, no way she a) fits in the tub, or b) can get in and out of the tub without an engine block hoist

I'd be more sympathetic if Chantal actually seemed like a decent person but she's not, so, her failure is enjoyable.

Hell, a big reason I enjoy it can be summarized in this video: once again, Chantal deflects responsibly and blames her haters. She refuses to recognize that the hate she gets is almost entirely tied to the fact she manipulates, lies and gets on her high horse every time she diets. It'd be much easier to cheer for her if it wasn't the same song and dance every time.

All Chantal needs to be is honest. She'd find being honest neutralizes a lot of the hate. But she never is. Worse is that Chantal gets preachy, attacking those who offer even valid criticism. She then gets angry when called out on her constant lies and goes back to reiterating how her channel isn't a weight loss channel. Fine, then stop talking about your weight.
 
Clotso is back after a having a break because being without fast food has been "very, very hard mentally" for her, which is especially hilarious given the timeline our amazing @Dutch Courage laid out for us that proved Chantal has most definitely not been denying herself anything. But alas, she's been "hating the world and didn't feel like talking to anybody". That part I can actually believe.

She lets us know that she is SERIOUS this time you guize by informing us that she's made a new intro, then immediately starts whining about how hard this is because FOOD IS UNAVOIDABLE and alllll her favorite youtubers eat on camera! Her life is an endless struggle, and she needs support right now for her mentuhlz!
She's not blaming the haydurs, but they are triggering her to binge and it's so unfair!

We're at the point in the cycle where once again our Queen of Poutine is at a loss to what kind of content to make without sitting in car shoving fast food in her Arby's-hole. She rambles on about filming her travels, having "many different romances" and "many different encounters with people" and loving herself.

As predicted, to garner sympathy and ward off criticism, she has suddenly developed a "flu bug" and is feeling unwell.

I give it another week before a defiant tic-filled Arby's Mukbang.

(Edited to link my previous prediction about Chantal coming back w/ a new health issue- just call me Clotstrodomus! Although I'm fairly confident a blind chimpanzee could've seen this coming from a mile away, I was right about it being somewhat worrisome without being too serious -but sadly it wasn't a cheese-related incident. You win some, you lose some! )
 
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I'd be more sympathetic if Chantal actually seemed like a decent person but she's not, so, her failure is enjoyable.

Hell, a big reason I enjoy it can be summarized in this video: once again, Chantal deflects responsibly and blames her haters. She refuses to recognize that the hate she gets is almost entirely tied to the fact she manipulates, lies and gets on her high horse every time she diets. It'd be much easier to cheer for her if it wasn't the same song and dance every time.

All Chantal needs to be is honest. She'd find being honest neutralizes a lot of the hate. But she never is. Worse is that Chantal gets preachy, attacking those who offer even valid criticism. She then gets angry when called out on her constant lies and goes back to reiterating how her channel isn't a weight loss channel. Fine, then stop talking about your weight.
I totally get it, and I'm kind of pissed that I care about it. She's not a good person at all, but I still do love a good turn around story
 
Maybe I'm trash, but I do hope Chantal and her ilk eventually succeed at weight loss in some fashion. I like success stories. Unfortunately she probably wont be one, but leave me to my delusions for a little while

Why get bath bombs when you don't fucking bathe regularly. And as others mentioned, no way she a) fits in the tub, or b) can get in and out of the tub without an engine block hoist

I understand where you're coming from - people like Chantal (and lolcows in general) are fun to watch, but ultimately it's sordid and depressing to watch a person (even someone as greedy and selfish as Chantal) waste their life in such a manner. This being so - yes, ideally, I'd like to see Chantal improve. But let's face it, the chances of that happening are somewhere in the region of a billion to one. Better, therefore, to hope the slow-motion car crash we're watching concludes with as big and impressive an explosion as possible. Because if Chantal is selfish enough to do something as mediocre as say, just die in her sleep - then I'll be really disappointed.
 
Can't sit in the kitchen anymore cause the possibility of food is too triggering?
Liked how she shut off the camera before going downstairs to feed the cats because she didn't want us to see her bump down the stairs on her ass like the exceptional toddler she is....
 
New video

Ahhhhh the soft little girl 'feel sorry for me' voice.
I'm having a hard time.
I couldn't deal with you-tube.
I'm adjusting.
Blah, blah, blah.

Yup, this time is THE time it will work. But she still needs to go back to the apartment to get her scale. That broken scale so she can convince all of us she's really 380 pounds.
Because she won't even be honest about her weight, she already failed.
And lord, leave Bibi alone. Whatever you left there, you left there.
There's certainly no reason to go back for a scale of all things.

Lush bath bombs for a woman who can't fit in a tub. I honestly have no idea how she plans to get out of a slippery tub, but I hope the EMT's in Canada ate their Wheaties -cause going in to help her is going to take a lot of man power.

I'm thinking that one of her fast food mukbangs will be with some kind of loaded fries. I thought Poutine, but I'm not sure if she lives near the place she always loved anymore. So I choose loaded fries & chicken strips.

Place your bets -Chantal is hungry & that baby voice won't last much longer.
 
This is an epic chantal video. It has poop content, absurd travel fantasies where she's a skinny minny, moronically dumb statements like "invest in new furniture" and "I'm not going to force myself to eat" and "I can be an inspiration to others" -- all delivered from her barren bedroom in a fake ass baby voice as she huffs and puffs just talking to the camera.

new admitted high is 390lbs, or higher she says...
 
I'm not sure how much of a help it would be to bring back the old scale from her previous apartment. If I recall correctly, that scale is accurate up to 400 pounds. The accuracy was shaky at the beginning of the year when she was at her previous "highest recorded weight" of 386.0 pounds as of January 6th's "DAY 1 WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE 2020: WEIGH-IN AND INTENTIONS".
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According to the beast Herself, she has a new highest recorded weight. It was recorded "a few months ago" at "a doctor's office" at 390 pounds "maybe even more".
While it is entirely predictable and almost certain that she is moving the goal posts, it is astounding to see how little she is budging. It is no surprise to anyone that our Chantal is packing on mass like a dense celestial body, but how little she is willing to accept that she is gaining is more noteworthy. While everyone is (rightfully, imo) predicting a gain of 50+ pounds, she is willing to admit a gain of 4 pounds.
Another highlight of today's footage is the multiple times she references Toad's documentary on her. The expose still hurts her today as much as it did in November. That single video by Toad, and all of his subsequent ones regarding Chinny's escapades, will provide her with infinite excuse and fodder for all future self-imposed failures and shortcomings. It's Toad's fault that Chantal enjoys fast food, not because she is a gluttonous unintentional cosplay of Penguin from Batman Returns.
ETA: Chantal also mentions how the bathtub at her new apartment is slightly larger than the old one and how it is not a true "soaking tub". I cackle at the prospect of her having a "romantic evening with someone" in the bath using up one of her "Sex Bomb" bath bombs from Lush. I can only imagine Chinny floundering in the tub, limbs aimlessly flailing about, soaking in cheap perfumes and splashing the greasy stink water all over the bathroom causing water damage to the floor and ceiling beneath her. Now imagine that combined with the body of some desperate and unfortunate-looking man trying to mount a water buffalo. You're welcome for that image. Now here is another.
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