Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

I know this is only tangentially related, so my apologies, but I'm getting so fucking sick of these hot take masters who keep bleating about how everyone who wants the country to reopen just wants to get their hair cut or go to a restaurant, hurdurhur. It's significantly more complicated than that, and someone who is reducing everyone with valid concerns down to "idiots who are willing to die to get they nails did" is someone just proving that they have no arguments worth listening to.

Though, of course, I am in the Zach thread, so I can safely say we all already knew that about him.

 

[afternoon_tea]

Living under the threat of air raid bombings is difficult. Being paid to stay home and fart around on the internet all day (like he does every day anyway) is not scary. Besides, I thought troons were super protected by that estrogen they take?

And maybe all those people at the restaurants just wanted to get out of the house -- you know like Zach and Heather did just driving around aimlessly even though they are supposed to only go out for necessities. (And I don't think a birthday shirt from target counts as a necessity, either.) What if they get in an accident and they expose good Samaritans and first responders to danger because of their little joy ride? They could be asymptomatic carriers for all they know. Why are they leaving the house? Do they want to kill someone's grandma?


That's odd. He has listed he's the partner of the beautiful Penny Robo, but there is no mention of his lovely wife, Heather. The mother of the children he "adores". The woman who is paying his way through fake community college classes. Surely, she deserves a mention.

I'm just amazed the Target was even open, what with all the employees dying of the 100% fatal bat flu that instantly strikes down anyone who steps foot outside. Amazing.

 

[HonestJohn2376]

I know this is only tangentially related, so my apologies, but I'm getting so fucking sick of these hot take masters who keep bleating about how everyone who wants the country to reopen just wants to get their hair cut or go to a restaurant, hurdurhur. It's significantly more complicated than that, and someone who is reducing everyone with valid concerns down to "idiots who are willing to die to get they nails did" is someone just proving that they have no arguments worth listening to.

Though, of course, I am in the Zach thread, so I can safely say we all already knew that about him.

Of course. Ridiculing Trump supporters is fun and all, but then people take one-sided narratives seriously, which kills the joke.

 

[Positron]

Drug fiend tells people to knock it off:


Zach's fame continues to spread:

The tweets included are the infamous "locker room porn" tweet and a 4edgy5me tweet about beating up transphobes:

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Once again, troons resent being labelled as rapists:

How about "no means no but you must learn to say yes"?

And once again, junior-high math blows Zach's mind.


How did the two moms celebrate Mother's Day?


Still Heather didn't expect a surprise gift: a ray of hope!


True to form, Heather turns Mother's Day into an excuse to shit on men:




Don't mock Gray Cat (it is not his fault that Zach loves him); mock the books instead.

 

[Pope Fucker]

Drill sergeants regularly call their charge "ladies" unless they demonstrate enough manliness to impress.

Wait, now that you bring that up, could this be why soldiers troon out?

 

[AnOminous]

zach is reading the thread again; months without removing penny from his stupid website, it's mentioned on the farms, finally removes it. what a loser lol

Also he compares himself to Stalin erasing one of his own murder victims from history. Stay classy Zach you sick fuck.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Once again, troons resent being labelled as rapists:
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How about "no means no but you must learn to say yes"?

I would be interested to know Penny’s opinion on this issue. I’m just gonna say that if it was a cis man trying to minimise the language of consent in order to justify making women feel uncomfortable in a vulnerable situation, that would be a one-way ticket to Canceltown.

 

[HonestJohn2376]

Fur dads don't count, Heather.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Fur dads don't count, Heather.
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I wonder how she feels about men who pretend to be women and make Mother's day all about them? She basically admitted that this year she just gave up on Mother's day and ordered take out because usually it involved her doing a bunch of stuff for her spouse. I imagine it must be infuriating to have to share the day with the person who a) didn't even actually give birth, b) isn't even related to your own kids anyway, c) does not behave like a mother or even consider the kids' feelings ever. But, sure, let's all pretend that this is what is upsetting her this Mother's day.

 

[Paul Barker!]

Fur dads don't count, Heather.
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I dunno, maybe it’s because of selection bias, but even having two exceptional parents, I see the same shit going around SM around father’s day as I do about mother’s day. Has heather considered that this is less of a gendered issue and more of an “everyone now airs their private grievances” issue? Hell, I know multiple people that choose not to celebrate one holiday or the other. I think it’s just somewhat common.

 

[Positron]

Shit totally happened.


Zach is mad at something or someone; the fact that he censored the name suggest it might be Nick "Contrapoints" Parrott.


Stealing music:


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There seems to be a widespread belief that migraine is associated with sexual arousal. I can find no serious literature on that.

Spoiler: NSFW "Straight to the Ass"

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"I always seed generously."

That's not what yr wife sez

 

[Spastic Colon]

Shit totally happened.
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Zach is mad at something or someone; the fact that he censored the name suggest it might be Nick "Contrapoints" Parrott.
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Stealing music:
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There seems to be a widespread belief that migraine is associated with sexual arousal. I can find no serious literature on that.

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Spoiler: NSFW "Straight to the Ass"

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I will never understand how explicit stuff like this is allowed on a platform like Twitter. I know I'm old as dirt and all, but why can't they just keep it to pornhub or other actual adult sites?

And Zack doesn't have to worry about his beach nightmare coming true. His family doesn't want to take him anywhere in public. Ever.

As for the migraine, doesn't it generally get triggered by sexual arousal rather than cause sexual arousal? Maybe he's just been jerking off too much. And, if he's got the kind of migraine where he can even entertain the idea of sex -- he's freaking lucky. Migraines make me seriously think about cutting my head off to stop the pain. A bad headache is not the same at all as an actual migraine.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

I will never understand how explicit stuff like this is allowed on a platform like Twitter. I know I'm old as dirt and all, but why can't they just keep it to pornhub or other actual adult sites?

And Zack doesn't have to worry about his beach nightmare coming true. His family doesn't want to take him anywhere in public. Ever.

As for the migraine, doesn't it generally get triggered by sexual arousal rather than cause sexual arousal? Maybe he's just been jerking off too much. And, if he's got the kind of migraine where he can even entertain the idea of sex -- he's freaking lucky. Migraines make me seriously think about cutting my head off to stop the pain. A bad headache is not the same at all as an actual migraine.

Hardcore tranny porn is okay, but if you call Yaniv a man then FUCK YOU
- twitter, 2020

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Shit totally happened.
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Funny how Heather always gets complimentary just after one or other of them unwittingly reveals how miserable their relationship is.

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There seems to be a widespread belief that migraine is associated with sexual arousal. I can find no serious literature on that.

I assumed by “you know what that means,” he meant, “I’m going to scream at my wife until she leaves the house.”

I guess it’s derived from the fact that sexual arousal increases blood flow, which can trigger or worsen headaches (cluster headaches are often triggered by orgasm). But if you’re even thinking about sex while you have a migraine, that’s not a migraine.

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Zach’s porn tweets could be replaced with a bot, I swear. “Is there such a thing as [NORMAL SEXUAL ACTIVITY], but [THINGS GO UP MY ASS] instead?” Kinda sad when you think that the closest thing he’s got to sex in the last year has been trying to coax an erection out of his ruined weenie while watching Penny’s old videos and crying.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Heather: "You're so sexy"
Zack: "Great, but I'm still not going to fuck you"

 

[Mr Snoid]

Sure, we know "what that means." It means his pain is self-inflicted.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

God I hope he has a brain tumor.

 

[Baloney Face]

And Zack doesn't have to worry about his beach nightmare coming true. His family doesn't want to take him anywhere in public. Ever.

It just hit me. To live in Florida and never go to the beach.

That fits in with this next bit:

Sure, we know "what that means." It means his pain is self-inflicted.

Not just the migraines.

ZJs whole life is about the warm feeling of being right about everything while self-inflicting one horror after another (with collateral damage to those around).

 

[sperginity]

God I hope he has a brain tumor.

while I don't wish he has a fatal brain tumor, I certainly hope he has the kind that can stop sexually inappropriate behavior once its removed.