Captain Ahab
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She’s thirsting after Swolenormous. Looks like the fat, horny, and desperate saga has begun.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
- Thread starter Strine
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So, she already left this guy a comment on his video and could have messaged him privately, but had to make a video to show all of us that the hot guy totally wants her. Oh and she needs to get rid of her CPAP before her equally totally real vacation to the DR. Got it! Thanks Clotso for the update!
ThisWillBeFun
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Oh good Christ, Chantal thinks this is an upcoming date.
Remember back how giddy she was when she first told us about her trainer George? He was nice to her & she was all giggly when she spoke about him -then look what happened.
She dropped him like a rock. A guy who was seeing her in person & was being paid to help her, she dropped.
Now Thor gives her a shout-out & the giggles are back.
I'm guessing he knows little about Chantal & her track record.
Well, we all have to learn sometime.
As soon as a Whopper walks by, Chantal will drop him quicker than you can say 'extra sauce.'
Belle Ariel
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First of all, her new intro sucks, I miss the old jingle
Secondly, losing weight does not bring in the feeder bucks, which is what her most loyal audience consists of.
Another grand idea of Chantals in her 'reality' part of her cycle.
Secondly, losing weight does not bring in the feeder bucks, which is what her most loyal audience consists of.
Another grand idea of Chantals in her 'reality' part of her cycle.
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The idea of someone being nice to her because, I don't know, it's just the polite thing to do, doesn't even occur to her. There has to be an ulterior motive because this is the way she herself operates. Chantal is only kind when she wants something in return.
Bicassie
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This new storyline with Swolenormous is something I never knew that I needed...a really nice switch up instead of the usual cycle she has been repeating. I’m pretty excited for the impending mess and drama!!
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This is going to be delicious. That "swolenormous" community is not going to put up with the usual Chantal nonsense. I cannot wait.
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- Apr 6, 2019
She really does think this is a date. He posted that video 6 hours ago, she responded 1 hour ago and already filmed and uploaded her response video.
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Chantal with swolenormous?
What is this a crossover episode?
I mean, I don't think its going to last long, but I'm going to enjoy it any other way.
What is this a crossover episode?
I mean, I don't think its going to last long, but I'm going to enjoy it any other way.
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Here's the thing - he's no non-sense and she's full of total and utter bullshit. She used to eat 5 Guys fries last time she had someone 'coach' her. She also can't stand being told what to do or being called out. I don't think she thought this through - which is also consistent with her inconsistency.
Though I'm in it for the lulz and getting popcorn ready if this gains any attention by him.
Though I'm in it for the lulz and getting popcorn ready if this gains any attention by him.
The Real Ann Berlin
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What is with that guy's "Nuts On Chin"(ny) tagline?! This guy is hot Florida white trash in a shithole apartment that probably smells as cat pissy as Chantal's.
That said, I'm here for this collab.
That said, I'm here for this collab.
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I assumed that swolenormous was just an adjective to describe Chantel and not some tard's internet name. You learn something every day.
SituationTypeThing
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More like the florida white trash version of hulk hogan (who is, actually, florida white trash) mixed with dog the bounty hunter.
This collab is going to be fun. Unlike dropping out of an offline/non-youtube program, she can't slink away quietly. I'm giddy for the excuses for dropping out, the drama when she films her first post-swolethor mukbang. Good times ahead.
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Big n' Horny.
The next release in her eternal discography, which I have not been able to keep up with.
Potential tracks:
"Buh-Bye Bibi"
"This Old Couch, It Fits Two"
"Pizza (Not Peetz, Eh)"
"I'll Take All Dicks (But Please, Not Nik's)"
"Hold Your Breath and Think of England."
"At Least It's A Little Bit Shorn."
...and a few more involving a bowl of B'love's buttery shit.
The next release in her eternal discography, which I have not been able to keep up with.
Potential tracks:
"Buh-Bye Bibi"
"This Old Couch, It Fits Two"
"Pizza (Not Peetz, Eh)"
"I'll Take All Dicks (But Please, Not Nik's)"
"Hold Your Breath and Think of England."
"At Least It's A Little Bit Shorn."
...and a few more involving a bowl of B'love's buttery shit.
Organic's calories free
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I'm sorry that I bring up an old clip again, but infamous 2018 (now deleted) journey was truly great.She really does think this is a date. He posted that video 6 hours ago, she responded 1 hour ago and already filmed and uploaded her response video.
Also it shows how incel Cuntal is.
She just sighed up with a personal trainer; he msged her some info and Cuntal (all giggly) started to explain that they don't have an affair.
Pretty lol-sy.
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Not unexpected. When people she considers hot come for her, she does the quiet voice, “Help me” routine. Freelee can call her a pig all day long and she’ll meekly take it, but she nearly stroked out when that fit but otherwise unremarkable woman who recovered from binge eating disorder pointed out why she’s currently doomed to failure. Gaining Grounds, not hot and somewhat annoying, has a decent weight loss “journey” going on, and far more relatable to her current condition, but she’d sooner cut out her own tongue than see what he’s got going on when Discount Thor offers up his abs.
She’s so shallow for a woman who wants absolute acceptance.
Let this new phase begin. All hail Thor, may he succeed where Alan Roberts failed. And when he predictably fails because Chantal is beyond even the assistance of the immortal, may the m.i.l.k. be creamy and full of fat.
She’s so shallow for a woman who wants absolute acceptance.
Let this new phase begin. All hail Thor, may he succeed where Alan Roberts failed. And when he predictably fails because Chantal is beyond even the assistance of the immortal, may the m.i.l.k. be creamy and full of fat.
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while not a full re-branding as of yet - just the intro change... but she's also been moving her video descriptions from: "Let's eat" back to "I need to lose 200 pounds"
LOL the lack of awareness in how "let's eat!" to "I'm 200 pounds or more overweight" never fails to make me giggle. Gee, what could cause the weight struggle? Hmmmmmm I wonder....?!
LOL the lack of awareness in how "let's eat!" to "I'm 200 pounds or more overweight" never fails to make me giggle. Gee, what could cause the weight struggle? Hmmmmmm I wonder....?!
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Wonder if he knows she shits in parking lots...
FutureMrsBecky
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Karatejoe is currently crying tears of jealousy and loss in his mother's basement...She really does think this is a date. He posted that video 6 hours ago, she responded 1 hour ago and already filmed and uploaded her response video.
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moron
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I wonder if her old personal trainer looks at Chantal's videos for a good laugh.
seeing her so excited n optimistic about working out (or at least the idea of being a lean machine). If she had stuck it out with her personal trainer she could've dropped at least 50 pounds by now without even changing her diet. Now she's even heavier and immobile trying again for the 100th time.
Idk it's kind of
seeing her so excited n optimistic about working out (or at least the idea of being a lean machine). If she had stuck it out with her personal trainer she could've dropped at least 50 pounds by now without even changing her diet. Now she's even heavier and immobile trying again for the 100th time.