Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[Pukebucket]

Disappointing. I wanna see his onion's cum drop. I wanna see his pee hole stretched, the texture around the head! Has he got crust? I wanna see. How swollen his manhood get? Can I smell it through the image? Is it warm? I jus wanna kno. How do his balls sag? Do they prickle with the hairs or are they smooth? Are they heavy with his seed? How many wrinkles we talking about? I wanna see the pulse in his veins, does his length twitch? Don't be a pussy show us your full cock. Smother the lens with your balls, bust your nut on the camera. We would like to see it. How much sweat he produce down there

Does his skin dent slightly as he grips it? How tight does he squeeze? Is he wet at the tip? Is the cum white thick globs or a flow of clear discharge? What it taste like? Salty vomit or bitter water? He's cut? Let's see the scars? Any blemishes? Bumps and ridges share it all no matter how small...

Joined: Today

Okay, Onion Boy.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

You guys think this is Gurg or one of his groomees sent here to defend his honour?

Probably a bored corona-faggot who thinks that "Kiwi Farms" means "edgy memelord shitposting all the time".

I would almost guarantee that a bunch of those OF comments are Anti-Os who think they're doing something sooper clandestine by being le dubble agents. Hence why "masturbation video" won - they knew that Greg couldn't make a convincing video with a fake penis. However, they're still paying money to see this pervert's true-crime nudes, so they're just as big of idiots as the real ones. (except @heatboss / their source ofc)

 

[CatharticShitHead]

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please stop, this is so bad

"God that cock beating was nice"
"Daddy beat me like u beat ur cock"
"Such I tease, making me drip "

Get some fucking help you degenerates.

Neither, someone looking to troll for neg ratings and a reaction.

Joined: Today

Okay, Onion Boy.

Probably a bored corona-faggot who thinks that "Kiwi Farms" means "edgy memelord shitposting all the time".

I would almost guarantee that a bunch of those OF comments are Anti-Os who think they're doing something sooper clandestine by being le dubble agents. Hence why "masturbation video" won - they knew that Greg couldn't make a convincing video with a fake penis. However, they're still paying money to see this pervert's true-crime nudes, so they're just as big of idiots as the real ones. (except @heatboss / their source ofc)

Guys guys guys. Think about it. "Nip"? High levels of degeneracy and pure. without shame speaking about Gurg's tiny spurg? It's obvious this is Greg trying to get us to say some shit about him that he can bitch to people on twitter about.

As with tips of icebergs, this is the Nip of the Greg.

 

[Nip]

I wonder? How long he last while balls deep? Can he make the pussy squelch? Or does it like he's slapping dough? How many thrust it take? What the shaft circumference? How wide does it go? Does the raw friction ever create bruises on the meat rod? Show us? In the asshole does he feel the tear of flesh? What he lacks in size does he make up for it in motions? What is his unique shade of flesh red? Does he bruise easily? How far it bend? Can he made the pussy clap? He be grunting? Does he leak frequently? How far his shootin range? Bottle that shit up. Send us a pic bearing all, no layers. How about take a pic down low with your asshole showing? Send some penis milk? Does it stick to the back of the throat like briny snot? Can his full size even reach the back of the throat? Show us? Don't let us down

 

[Lone MacReady]

He takes after amazing atheist I see.

 

[CashMoney!]

Nip it in the bud, dude.

 

[NoFeline]

Onision taking inspiration from the feet pix pls guy?

 

[Beelzebub's Gate]

I wonder? How long he last while balls deep? Can he make the pussy squelch? Or does it like he's slapping dough? How many thrust it take? What the shaft circumference? How wide does it go? Does the raw friction ever create bruises on the meat rod? Show us? In the asshole does he feel the tear of flesh? What he lacks in size does he make up for it in motions? What is his unique shade of flesh red? Does he bruise easily? How far it bend? Can he made the pussy clap? He be grunting? Does he leak frequently? How far his shootin range? Bottle that shit up. Send us a pic bearing all, no layers. How about take a pic down low with your asshole showing? Send some penis tard cum? Does it stick to the back of the throat like briny snot? Can his full size even reach the back of the throat? Show us? Don't let us down

This is an honestly a great copypasta but at the same time I want a confusion rating.

 

[DumbDude42]

i feel so sorry for this dudes child

imagine that kid a few years down the line, going to school, and the other kids keep taunting and bullying them about videos of daddy stroking his tiny dick on the internet

 

[_0methadonius0_]

You'd think he'd ride punking out Chris Hansen like a tidal wave. But nope, he goes right back to be a sad, degenerate creep.

WARNING: LONG-ASS COMMENT INCOMING
Greg didn't punk out anyone, I'm failing to see what you mean. When Hansen contacted him originally about an interview, he requested 350k. When Hansen showed up to his Swamp Trailer, he hid and called 911. Shortly after that, Patreon removed him, and his played-up reaction to that gave him a very brief spike in views. Seeing dollar signs, and being the low IQ waterhead he is, he immediately began pumping out more garbage videos with the exact same theme.
-scream
-shirtless
-pretend crazy
-pour things on self
-LE EPIC TROLL OF ANTI-Os XD

Greg thought he was really putting one over on everyone, probably imagining himself like some mad genius like the Joker, conning everyone into believing he was truly unhinged and unpredictable. But really, no one fell for it. People watched because he was humiliating himself and making a fool of himself in the biggest way possible. Other YouTubers covered it, not because they were shocked at how UNHINGED Greg had become, but because he's a bloated, mid 30s has-been dinosaur of YouTube who had stooped to pouring fermented tea on his moobs, all the while believing himself to be a galaxy-brained puppet master. What a joke.

He made dozens of videos like this, yeah? Obviously, it wasn't long until people stopped caring enough to bother watching. And his views quickly tumbled back down to normal. That's when Greg tried his hardest to bait Hansen into paying attention to him again. And boy, did he pull out allll the narc tricks trying. For a moment, it seemed like Hansen was considering trying to schedule an interview. But as soon as that seemed like it may happen, Greg only turned up his baiting. Thanks to his better judgment (and possibly the girls agreeing that Greg would never do a genuine interview) Hansen disengaged all contact with Greg.

Not giving them a moment of your attention is the worst thing you can do to a narcassit like Greg while they're in the midst of a narc-rage. I can imagine him pacing his greasy hentai dungeon, furious that he's been unable to get a reaction out of Hansen. No Hansen means no views for Greg. In a narc-rage, he decides to begin lashing out and baiting others. With gallons of water violently sloshing against his skull as he seethed, he began a tirade. He tried baiting Jeffree (remember the blog where he told that same god damn studio lie for the hundredth time,) Shane, Shiloh, Sarah, Billie, Ayalla. Nothing!

And now his views are back down where they belong, not even cracking 20k for the most part on a good day. And he's stooped to trying to earn money off of his nonexistent sexual attractiveness (gag.) But he can't even do that without significantly misrepresenting his baby carrot with angles, extenders, and lighting. Greg is an expert at misrepresenting himself, as we know. He's done it for years. When the court photos came out, we were all reminded of the bizarrely proportioned genetic monstrosity he truly is.

Also, men aren't shy about their dicks. There's not a single fucking guy alive who would be so dodgy about posting a regular fucking dick-pic after creating an Onlyfans unless he was insecure about what's in his pants.

TL;DR
Greg didn't get one over on anyone, can't get his views back up since Hansen moved his focus elsewhere, and has a tiny dick

 

[heatboss]

Help.

 

[Snusmumriken]

"God that cock beating was nice"
"Daddy beat me like u beat ur cock"
"Such I tease, making me drip "

Get some fucking help you degenerates.

"Making me drip" has got to be the nastiest phrasing ever, and not nasty in a hot way. If I got that in response to a sext I think I would vomit.

 

[ZapThePickle]

Well that was disappointing....but I am sure he is used to hearing that. It's not even a hand full of dick, and whats honestly more embarrassing he's over there slapping it off of shit like he actually believes it's big.


Thats a texas 10-4 sized oof.

 

[floatingtrinkets]

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Help.

Let them go nuts. Let this be the 'sexy' hill Onion dies on. All his years of berating girls and promiscuity for him to be cheap whore in the end. Since Lainey is such a trendy twat I hope she berates him behind the scenes for being a small dicked onlyfans thot. Grounds for a divorce I say. I doubt her Grandma will ever want to go clean the Onion Shack again.

 

[4Macie]

Personally, I love how THIS is what he’s doing instead of taking care of the wetlands he destroyed.

He’s taking thousands of photos a day so he can pic the ‘best’ one and post it online. For what? He’s not gaining fans from this. He’s not gaining popularity with this. Anyone talking about him right now are the same people who were talking about him during Hansen.

 

[heatboss]

I'd don't know if I added this last night, but Greg is really in uwu mode.

 

[floatingtrinkets]

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I'd don't know if I added this last night, but Greg is really in uwu mode.

An da nile is a river in Egypt.

 

[The giant penis of doom]

I see a tip of a small dick.

So, this is what the girls were into?

It doesn't hurt!

 

[bgc]

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I'd don't know if I added this last night, but Greg is really in uwu mode.

Can't tell if he knows he's bullshitting or if he's genuinely in denial that he won't be attracted to his wife after she chops her tits off and starts sounding like a man, and is trying to rationalize it.

Anyway remember that galaxy brain theory of sexuality he had? His reasoning for this is probably "I'm attracted to females with brains of every gender so that means I'm pansexual" lmao

 

[_0methadonius0_]

I see a tip of a small dick.

So, this is what the girls were into?

I believe this is another reason Greg the Creepy Predator prefers girls so young. They're typically very sexually inexperienced and unsure yet of what they like. You sorta have to figure that out as you go along through good ol' fashion practice. At 18, I hadn't yet even BEGUN to have genuinely good, earth-shattering sex, despite probably thinking I had at the time.

So when Greg shows up with his tiny baby carrot and unwillingness to do anything to make the experience enjoyable for her (Greg himself stated more than once how gross wet vaginas are,) they probably understand it to be completely normal as they don't have much to compare it to yet.
...

In the words of Jo to Kail "you don't even deserve to be outside enjoying the sun. You should be in a cave."