Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[cowisnow]

God I hope he has a brain tumor.

Zach is a tumor.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Sure, we know "what that means." It means his pain is self-inflicted.

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Hmm ... it's almost like testosterone was good for him or something.

 

[AnOminous]

God I hope he has a brain tumor.

He has a brain tumor for breakfast every morning.

 

[Positron]

So whatever happened to the One Course I Must Absolutely Take To Graduate?

Damage control! Crossover with Dr. Adrian Harrop.

 

[Opposite Time Nomad]

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So whatever happened to the One Course I Must Absolutely Take To Graduate?

Damage control! Crossover with Dr. Adrian Harrop.
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If hes "applying" to transfer he still can get "rejected".

Also, generally applying to transfer out for Fall semester usually happens earlier in the year. Doing it now is.. rather late. I don't know all the transfer application dates for Florida colleges, for ones Ive checked they say to apply 6-9 months before the term. Considering most schools start in August or September he's missed the mark to apply for Fall. Makes me kinda suspicious and doubt he really applied for anything.

 

[OttoWest]

If hes "applying" to transfer he still can get "rejected".

Also, generally applying to transfer out for Fall semester usually happens earlier in the year. Doing it now is.. rather late. I don't know all the transfer application dates for Florida colleges, for ones Ive checked they say to apply 6-9 months before the term. Considering most schools start in August or September he's missed the mark to apply for Fall. Makes me kinda suspicious and doubt he really applied for anything.

If Zach is attempting to transfer to University of Central Florida, the deadline is July 1st. Because he’s an AA student at either Valencia or Seminole State, he can use a program called DirectConnect to transfer as both schools have a guaranteed admission to UCF if requirements are met.

 

[Opposite Time Nomad]

If Zach is attempting to transfer to University of Central Florida, the deadline is July 1st. Because he’s an AA student at either Valencia or Seminole State, he can use a program called DirectConnect to transfer as both schools have a guaranteed admission to UCF if requirements are met.

Ah thank you, I didn't know that. Still, I have my doubts that he's actually in community college and transferring to somewhere. Just lots of stuff doesn't add up and a severe lack of evidence... I guess all we can do is wait and see what he says. Which if he repeats anything you just said that tells me he reads this thread and it solidifies that he never really was goin to college. Y'know?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I've been a huge doomer fag about Corona-chan from the start, so I kinda sorta agree with ZinZin here. Emphasis on "kinda," as anyone with a few wrinkles in their brain knows that those chafing under the lockdowns are more than boomers who want to dine inside the Denny's & Karens wanting to go back to getting their roots dyed.

But what really gets me is that everybody in (mostly) lefty circles that are freaking out about keeping the country shut down, Zach included, were the same ones crowing about how you should let Chinamen spit in your mouth or you're racist. It wasn't until Orange Man said it was just the flu bro that these disingenuous fucks did an about-face. That's my point of contention with all of Zach's drama-mongering, not necessarily the principle of what he's saying.

To get back on topic, has he ever addressed why he's Zinnia online but chose Lauren as his legal name? Does he really think that'll throw people who try to dig into his personal life off the scent, so to speak?

 

[GenitalFetishist]

But what really gets me is that everybody in (mostly) lefty circles that are freaking out about keeping the country shut down, Zach included, were the same ones crowing about how you should let Chinamen spit in your mouth or you're racist. It wasn't until Orange Man said it was just the flu bro that these disingenuous fucks did an about-face.

Somebody on the TES thread mentioned this weird dichotomy - righties are all for reopening the country but against foreign travel, while lefties are anti-reopening but pro-travel. People who are unthinkingly partisan are hilarious. It has always amused/infuriated me how a person's opinions can be so heavily influenced by who presents the information in the first place. I am far from immune to this mental sand trap, but still. Lolsob.

It's kind of like global warming. GW shouldn't be partisan - it should be a fairly straightforward matter of looking at the data presented and deciding if you are convinced or not. But because Al Gore was the one who initially attached his name to the assertion to the American public, he basically ensured that one half of the country rejected global warming out of hand and the other half accepted it without question.

 

[OstREEEch]

To get back on topic, has he ever addressed why he's Zinnia online but chose Lauren as his legal name? Does he really think that'll throw people who try to dig into his personal life off the scent, so to speak?

I believe Zinnia is his porn name.

edit. Im dum, Santana is his pr0n name.

 

[Positron]

To get back on topic, has he ever addressed why he's Zinnia online but chose Lauren as his legal name? Does he really think that'll throw people who try to dig into his personal life off the scent, so to speak?

I think it is just for fun and edginess (Zinnia sounds like "sinner"). Heather regularly calls him Lauren on twitter so he is not fooling anybody.
His porn name is "Satana (the female Satan, get it?) Kennedy"

 

[cowisnow]

I think it is just for fun and edginess (Zinnia sounds like "sinner"). Heather regularly calls him Lauren on twitter so he is not fooling anybody.
His porn name is "Satana (the female Satan, get it?) Kennedy"

Zinnias are a type of flower. So...does Zach think he's a delicate flower?

I'd say he's a titan arum.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think it is just for fun and edginess (Zinnia sounds like "sinner"). Heather regularly calls him Lauren on twitter so he is not fooling anybody.
His porn name is "Satana (the female Satan, get it?) Kennedy"

And he makes no effort to hide the connection between any of them, so it’s all pointless.

 

[GenitalFetishist]

Zinnias are a type of flower. So...does Zach think he's a delicate flower?

I'd say he's a titan arum.

I refuse to let Zach ruin zinnias for me. They are beautiful flowers and quite hardy, unlike Zach.


Edit: I looked up titan arum. It DEFINITELY looks like something Zach would stick up his ass:

Bonus: it smells like rotting meat.

 

[Mr Snoid]

I'd say he's a titan arum.

Bonus: it smells like rotting meat.

Heather gags immediately. Zack isn't fazed at all.

Anyone surprised?

 

[Positron]

Who needs mnemonics on that? Just observe how the functions change from 0° to 90° (I don't suppose he does radians) and you can divine their definitions.



It is always instructive to compare Zach's mood to Heather's at the same time:

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

One thing Zach shares with buxom redhead Jake Alley is the totality of his ingratitude, and his failure to acknowledge the stresses and difficulties he adds to the lives of the people who love him.

He takes it totally for granted that he's just supported while not having a job. When someone withdraws a source of support they were in no way obligated to give (like when Penny/Lane - oh hey I just got that - fled in the night), he's outraged because he feels a sense of overwhelming entitlement to the earnings of others. The only thing he's mad about is that they're not making more for him to mooch on.

Heather's been on a spiraling, downward career trajectory for years as Zach's activities and his attitude toward her make it increasingly clear that she couldn't work outside the house without him spending all day exchanging porn pics with other wannabe traps, and probably doing things that could jeopardize her custody of her kids if it was found out. She has to stay around him all the time, and can't let him out of her sight, and her world is getting narrower.

Meanwhile, he's excited! His life is getting bigger. To Heather, all this transfer will mean is mounting student debt (half of which will be hers if they split), and driving 15 minutes south instead of 15 minutes north to take him to classes. Zac gets new opportunities. Heather gets a new commute. And he won't even thank her for it.

 

[wabbits]

Searched the thread for this but couldn't find a post about it:

The 2018 dissertation by Nicole Erin Morse, the current Director of Florida Atlantic University's Center for Women, Gender, and Sexuality Studies featured a number of references to Zach's selfies and their communicative properties: Selfie Aesthetics: Form, Performance, and Transfeminist Politics in Self-Representational Art. Tightly pursed lips noted.


You might say, well, Fladah university wutevah, but Morse's PhD was bestowed by the University of Chicago.

When one academes on selfies, one is equipped to go forth and make advanced self-representational art in all the bathroom mirrors.


Important work:

“The Monster by the Pool: Frankenstein’s Monster and the Posthuman Potential of Selfie Aesthetics,” SymbioticA, University of Western Australian, Perth, Western Australia, October 2018.

“Whose Self in the Selfie?: Posthuman, Networked Selves in Selfies and Self-portraits,” Arts of the Self: Selfies, Self-Portraits, and Contemporary Art, The Association for the Study of the Arts of the Present 9, Berkeley, CA, October 2017.

“Captioning the Selfie: Image and Text in DarkMatter's Online Activism,” Co-Chair and Panelist: Know Thyself(ie): Image, Self, Representation, Society for Cinema and Media Studies annual conference, Chicago, IL, March 2017.

“Selfie Seriality,” & Media Conference, University of California at Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, September 2016.

“Borders, Boundaries, Frames: Posthuman Intimacies in Selfie Aesthetics,” Visual Culture Workshop, University of Notre Dame, South Bend, IN, September 2017.

“The Image of Life and #LifeItself: Porous Boundaries and Posthuman Intimacies in Selfie Aesthetics,” presentation at the Sound and Society Workshop, University of Chicago, February 2018.

“‘Because of You, I Know that I Exist’: Doubling in Selfie Aesthetics,” presentation at the Mass Culture Workshop, University of Chicago, May 2017.

“Selfies at Play: Activism & Identity Exploration in Zinnia Jones’ Self-Portraits,” presentation at the Gender and Sexuality Studies Workshop, University of Chicago, October 2015.

 

[Positron]

"Department of Cinema and Media Studies". I hope they teach how to clean up coffee spills.

But I must concede higher education on Humanities has its role. Consider this passage from p.84-85

Your mom can teach you how to clean up, but only a professor of postmodernism can teach you how to use one whole page to explain the concept of "double coding" and "inside joke".

 

[AnOminous]

Heather gags immediately. Zack isn't fazed at all.

I'm surprised he didn't try to shove it up his ass right there and then.