Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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How did you arrive at 160-170 in 30 days? I ran some numbers & it showed an initial loss of 3 lbs. a day & unless she moved a lot more, that would drop off a bit over time.

She could seriously go on a full fast for months as long as she drank lots of water & took LOTS of vitamins, under doctor supervision of course. We all know it's been done but man she'd be unbearable to live with.
 
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Kikomobi said:
Off-topic but I calculated how much weight she would lose if she fasted for a month and she would be down 160-170 pounds in 30 days.
Idk if you can legally pay to get fed through an IV but if she does that (and it ranges from 2000-1500 cal a day) she would be at her ultimate goal weight (170) in less than 6 months.
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Fat chance, she just said on live that she wouldnt even do Dr.Nows diet because its not safe since its low carb (1200 cals). 1 day of fasting would cause her to have a catastrophic meltdown.
 
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Soynificent said:
This is a dumbass question, but economically speaking could she even afford to lose a lot of weight? Many of us are here for the entertaintment, feeders for the fetish, and other whales relate to her.
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No and she knows it, that's why she refuses to actually do anything. No one is rooting for her to succeed at this point. If she somehow magically lost 300 lbs she'd lose all of her viewerbase since literally nothing about her is interesting besides the fact she's a r!etarded fatass. Making quick effortless money is more important to her than her life
 
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Kikomobi said:
Off-topic but I calculated how much weight she would lose if she fasted for a month and she would be down 160-170 pounds in 30 days.
Idk if you can legally pay to get fed through an IV but if she does that (and it ranges from 2000-1500 cal a day) she would be at her ultimate goal weight (170) in less than 6 months.
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Not quite. If you calculate the Basal Metabolic Rate with a little exercise, her BMR at 500# is 4,066 calories (female, 5'3"). However, it decreases as her weight decreases. For 400#, it is 3,442, at 300#, it is 2,819, at 200#, it is 2,195. I calculated using a linear formula and for her to lose weight to 450# (50 pounds), at 1,500 calories per day, it would take her 2 months 10 days, and 2 months 28 days at 2,000 calories. To reach her goal of 175 pounds by following this diet, it would take her 27 months (2 years, 3 months) at 1,500 calories or 53 months (4 years 5 months) at 2,000 calories.

How many believe that she can maintain a 2,000 calories diet for over 4 years? I do not. Heck, she could not maintain it for one week.
 
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If Amber would go on a fast as in no food for 30 days the health benefits are pretty extraordinary, fasting is very common in Buddhism as it keeps the mind centred. Monks especially have pretty long lasting healthy lives and research thinks its due to this as it theoretically detoxes and cleanses the body for long periods. Also oddly in cancer treatment and things like type 2 diabetes.

All she needs to do is mix salt with lo salt as that basically makes a solution similar to IVs take some vitamins and away you go. I have fasted for 30 days out of curiosity and it is pretty hard but it teaches you to respect your body also I lost 5 stone, After though you need to incorporate a pretty healthy life style as the body will gain a lot very quickly however it was a very unique experience.

I feel she has already quit weight watchers as she has gone dark over the last few days and soon we will easily be 510. Classic Amber nothing has changed at all.
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
How did you arrive at 160-170 in 30 days? I ran some numbers & it showed an initial loss of 3 lbs. a day & unless she moved a lot more, that would drop off a bit over time.

She could seriously go on a full fast for months as long as she drank lots of water & took LOTS of vitamins, under doctor supervision of course. We all know it's been done but man she'd be unbearable to live with.
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Aye man, I trust your numbers.
She'd be fine doing it though, the longest fast ever recorded lasted for a year and the man weight less than her, he survived on nutritional yeast and multivitamins alone. She once said she would die if she didn't eat for a month straight... yeah ok.
 
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Kikomobi said:
Aye man, I trust your numbers.
She'd be fine doing it though, the longest fast ever recorded lasted for a year and the man weight less than her, he survived on nutritional yeast and multivitamins alone. She once said she would die if she didn't eat for a month straight... yeah ok.
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While I think that she could lose a massive amount of weight if she was fasting for a month or so, as Phalanx as done, it would not change the basic issue with Amber, namely that she has terrible eating habits. As soon as the fast is completed, she would go to eat at buffets and fast food places at a speed hardly seen by a human being. She would gain all the weight loss and some more. It is great to speculate, but for Amber, the only long term weight management method that would work is psychotherapy followed by bariatric surgery.
 
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