Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[Tard Repository]

Pretty funny how Greg offers "hairy guys" as a choice at all since he has this weird correlation that a completely shaven body = cleanliness. We all know he'd never grow it out even for thot shekels, it'd make his dongle look even smaller and he loves looking like a razor-rashed tard baby.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

I mean, if someone had an agreeable measure of what counts as small, I might take my own advice and post with a ruler, then again, I don't think I need to put my dick on the intertubes to prove anything.

Spoiler: powerlvl

I won't claim to have a huge dick, 16cm/14cm is average though and now I feel like a dumb shit for biting this bait.

It's fine, laugh at onion all you want, I just wish the fun had more khantent that's all.
Anyway keep on trucking mates.

I get that you think roasting a dude for having a weird dick is low-hanging fruit but A) nothing about this particular fruit is "low-hanging" if you catch my drift and B) anyone who has ever gone camping knows how hard it is to properly roast a small weiner without the entire thing turning into charcoal.

 

[heatboss]

Greg is now attempting to make the fake dick move to make it look real
EDIT: ADDED NEW PHOTO TO SPOILERS

Spoiler: Greg's carrot moves like a puppet

 

[Cyber Goose]

I absolutely despise Greg; however, I think most of these "lol small dick" comments come from Porn-pilled people.
Reality check: most people do not actually have that porno BBC; and since you don't have a ruler next to his peen you cannot exactly tell how much it measures - but it doesn't seem to actually matter; hint hint, considering he got all the girls to do fucked up shit for him.

I think there are plenty of personality flaws and such to laugh at greg with, while yes considering he is a sex fiend in that manner his cock I guess matters, but honestly, if someone wants to call him a baby carrot they should post a selfie with a ruler of their own if they wanna talk shit lmao.
Most cocks are average.

Idk, just tired of penis shaming people; body positivity crap should be for men too, equality n shit.



Come on, he doesn't have a fucking micropenis. do you even know what the ""requirements"" for that is?


I'll say it again - Greg is absolutely scum of the earth piece of shit and there is so many things to ridicule him for and what not, but lets not be silly, it'll just make us look kinda dumb as a community or something.

Sounds like something someone with a small dick would say...

Edit: damn y'all beat me to it

 

[4Macie]

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Greg is now attempting to make the fake dick move to make it look real

Spoiler: Greg's carrot moves like a puppet

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He legit has a vibrating/motor toy in his pants.... that's not how a dick moves naturally. I'll say it again... if Greg had an impressive dick like he says; he'd have shown it by now.

That tub hasn't been cleaned since the last groomed child was there to play maid..and he's sitting in ankle deep water playing with a dildo in his wet underwear. Gross.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

All this benis talk is getting old but I wanted to say that I think some folks in the thread are severely overestimating the amount of people who think the average dick size is 9 inches because they're coomers.

 

[Dong Schlong Phil]

All this benis talk is getting old but I wanted to say that I think some folks in the thread are severely overestimating the amount of people who think the average dick size is 9 inches because they're coomers.

This is basically what I wanted to convey except said more intelligently.
In any case lol fuck greg and his coomer clan, dunno how he pulls those people in its pretty sick, worse than DSP paypigs.

 

[Lady Pigroach]

The average dick isn’t 9 inches, but it also isn’t 3 or 4 inches. That’s small.

 

[Purgatorium]

For fuck sake ppl, the statistics about average penis sizes has been posted already. If you want to nitpick about the things we laugh at at this thread, maybe make an effort and make a dedicated white knight thread for the genetic waste-onion.

 

[multiverse]

The average dick isn’t 9 inches, but it also isn’t 3 or 4 inches. That’s small.

Concur.

5-6" is the average. Going by all photo evidence, including the video stills where he wore skintight outfits with no packing, Onion is working with around 2-3" floppy and around 3.5" hard.

This is below average and small. If a laughing at a cow's small dick upsets you, maybe this isn't the place for you.

 

[heatboss]

Good citizen records released a new document regarding onision

Edit: added second document.

 

[biozeminadae1]

finally, someone smaller than me

 

[grim darque]

This is basically what I wanted to convey except said more intelligently.
In any case lol fuck greg and his coomer clan, dunno how he pulls those people in its pretty sick, worse than DSP paypigs.

No... Purble is saying the opposite of what you're harping on about. What you have been saying is that everyone in the thread thinks the average dick is 8+ inches. What he/she/it is saying is that 'some people' are severely over-estimating the amount of people who believe what you're claiming, and that most people are, in fact, aware that the norm is 5-6" for a wang. (I mean, Clockwork Purble can correct me if I'm wrong, but that seems to be the gist)

That aside, Onision has a pathetically undersized penis. And I do not feel bad for mocking it. And he seems to be bringing in less cash than not-yet-ravaged crack whore does.

 

[heatboss]

Looks like the school does know about Greg's shitshow.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Good citizen records released a new document regarding onision

Edit: added second document.

Looks like the school does know about Greg's shitshow.

From the look of it, someone sent the principal one of Onion's videos, who found cause enough to turn it over to police. My take is the living conditions depicted were likely the things he/she decided were actionable.

 

[multiverse]

Good citizen records released a new document regarding onision

Edit: added second document.

The school principal, the counselor, and the police concluded that there was no active crime being committed at the time of investigation. But what is interesting about all this is that the Onions have had SIX CPS open cases. CPS said the home conditions were "satisfactory", but the teacher report says that they tell Troy to fend for himself as far as food goes, to "grab food from the pantry" because "he's a picky eater".

I'm sorry, you don't monitor or control what your six year old eats? You just assume he's grabbing an adequate amount of food for himself from the pantry and that's good enough?

This is child neglect, just as Cecily did to Tory when she said the kid could feed herself from the drawer of pop tarts.

 

[dfranki723]

It's this kind of shit that drags down my amusement of taking the piss out of the situation, (I'm not going to stop anytime soon but you get my point) the kids who are probably suffering more than anyone else in this whole thing and I don't think it'll get better for them.

Same goes for the pets to be honest, Lainey and Greg should be forcefully isolated together forever. No outside contact with family, teenage girls, animals and plants. Stay away from the wetlands Greg.

 

[longjohn]

Spoiler: weighing in on the dick

5 and less is shortest end of avg-below avg and there's nothing wrong with that...unless you're Greg (or any other thin-skinned pervert really). Don't LARP as a Chad Thundercock Sex God while harping other people's insecurities only to cry when people point out your very short-comings. Feel bad, Greg. Feel very, very bad.

More relevent: Is the principal stuff new or is this in reference to the last time the school got involved over complaints? CPS is pretty hit and miss (as pointed out throughout the thread). Even if they found nothing noteworthy in the investigation(s), doesn't mean the kids are being cared for adequately imo even if Greg would brag about not "committing any crimes". It's awful.

I agree that "fend for yourself", especially where nutrition is concerned, is highly negligent in most life stages for children because it's the core of a kid's physical health and development. Lack of proper nutrition contributes to everything from obesity to stunted growth to bad teeth, all life-long issues. I'd, personally, outwardly call it abuse that they don't feed Troy and just let him graze through the pantry on his own. That fucks you and your eating habits up forever. You encourage/condition your child to stop being a picky eater. It isn't hard. You don't let him live off junkfood because he prefers the sweets to real food. All kids do, and as a parent, you need to invest a sliver of authority and push them to try new things for their own wellbeing. These two selfish tards of course can't do the bare minimum to raise their own kids and they will grow up with so many issues even if we didn't include the negligence that led to the baby falling out the window, the negligence of letting their toddler sit in on them fucking each other, the negligence of them not talking to the kids, and so on and so on. It's really, really fucking sad and I feel so bad for those kids. In a perfect world, they would have been removed from that home ages ago.

 

[Happy Fish]

I try not to make fun of another's physical shortcomings, but posting this on the internet shows many mental shortcomings.

 

[sperginity]

The school principal, the counselor, and the police concluded that there was no active crime being committed at the time of investigation. But what is interesting about all this is that the Onions have had SIX CPS open cases. CPS said the home conditions were "satisfactory", but the teacher report says that they tell Troy to fend for himself as far as food goes, to "grab food from the pantry" because "he's a picky eater".

I'm sorry, you don't monitor or control what your six year old eats? You just assume he's grabbing an adequate amount of food for himself from the pantry and that's good enough?

This is child neglect, just as Cecily did to Tory when she said the kid could feed herself from the drawer of pop tarts.

while that is true, CPS only tends to care if you don't have enough food around to feed the kids or if the food is rotten.

re: dick size debate. There are ridiculous critiques of peoples tits/asses/vaginas all over this forum. If you don't mock greg's dick you're a misogynist