Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

This talk about Chantal cooking seafood reminds me of the salmon she made last year when she was on her keto kick. Each fillet had an enormous chunk (or as she called it "a little piece") of butter on top, probably 3 tablespoons each.
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It is one of her more laughable attempts at healthful cooking imo. A meal absolutely cannot be low in fat, salt, AND carbs. That's ludicrous. It has to have a huge amount of at least one of those three things for her to stomach it.
 
I have a feeling the reason Chantal went from constant food buying and binging to this weight loss change is because she ate all of her rent money. Isn't rent due today?

Well see what happens when she gets her YouTube check. If she starts mukbangin' again on the 20th, she may have run out of food funds and rent money before payday.
I’m certain rent is due at the end of the month, that’s how it goes here (unlike mortgages which can be negotiated).
 
She's going to quit faster than she quit on George. If that guy couldn't change her (and he worked with her in real life), I'm not placing any bets on this homeless looking guy doing any better over the internet where she can lie about her progress. When you're dealing with someone like Chantal in person it's easy to see if they're making progress or just making shit up.

Hopefully this won't be a repeat of the above where she kept lying and doing boring videos for 2 months before coming clean. The only two things that are for certain are that 1) she'll slowly start to introduce mukbangs back starting with "healthy meals", and 2) she'll be fatter by the end of the year.
The long and short of it is this: even if she had the willpower to put the effort in (which of course she does not), she has literally eaten herself into a corner. Only unhealthy muckbangs generate views, and views generate the only "income" she has.
 
That is Facetune. She admitted it too, and there's a post a lil further back that goes into detail about it, but all I'm going to say is hair doesn't move like that, she doesn't have that much hair and there is no angle to make those chins disappear.
Speaking of hair, don't they have Rogaine in Canada? It seems like a much better solution for someone like Chantal than coloring your scalp with eyeshadow or dumping Toppik on your head. Rogaine is perfectly safe for females.
 
Speaking of hair, don't they have Rogaine in Canada? It seems like a much better solution for someone like Chantal than coloring your scalp with eyeshadow or dumping Toppik on your head. Rogaine is perfectly safe for females.
UHM Excuse me sweetie, but Chantal is a holistic earth GODDESS, and plebs like you should know that filthy, wester medicine Rogaine poison will never come near her ORGANIC, NON GMO, built body!!!1!!!! UGgh
 
Speaking of hair, don't they have Rogaine in Canada? It seems like a much better solution for someone like Chantal than coloring your scalp with eyeshadow or dumping Toppik on your head. Rogaine is perfectly safe for females.

Chantal has let the problem go on far too long for Rogaine to be much help and, on top of that, Rogaine has to be used twice a day, every day, for months before any kind of progress is shown. Chantal doesn't even shower or brush her teeth so I find it impossible to believe she would follow the regiment required for Rogaine to work.

@Dog Prom 3D has posted a few times in the thread about the possibility of Chantal using Rogaine and has done a better job expanding on the topic than I can.
 
This talk about Chantal cooking seafood reminds me of the salmon she made last year when she was on her keto kick. Each fillet had an enormous chunk (or as she called it "a little piece") of butter on top, probably 3 tablespoons each.
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It is one of her more laughable attempts at healthful cooking imo. A meal absolutely cannot be low in fat, salt, AND carbs. That's ludicrous. It has to have a huge amount of at least one of those three things for her to stomach it.


that is enough salmon for 6 people at least...did she eat all 3 pieces?
 
You would think that she, at least, would be interested in cooking.
No, I wouldn't. She's massively obese, so even the mildest physical effort is difficult and exhausting. She's impulsive, has a nonexistent tolerance for frustration, and loses interest in anything that doesn't provide immediate rewards. And she has absolutely zero curiosity about anything, including cooking; she could easily make all kinds of hypercaloric deathchow at home for a lot less money than she spends on takeout and fast food--all she really has to do is abandon any restraint when it comes to using salt and fat--but she doesn't even care to try.

As a self-proclaimed foodie (sic) it would be so rewarding for her to be able to cook nice food at home.
Chantal doesn't want "nice food." Nice food doesn't give her the massive rush of endorphins she's after, so it wouldn't be "rewarding" for her to cook it. She wants greasy, salty crap that sets neurotransmitters in the pleasure centers of her brain ablaze. And maybe it tastes good for the fleeting moment it's in her mouth before she swallows it mostly unchewed, but it's all about the dopamine for her.
Not saying that she would stop going at Arby's, but as a food lover...
She's not a food lover; she's a food junkie. There are wine snobs, and there are guys who piss their pants and sleep behind dumpsters in between bottles of Thunderbird. Chantal is the equivalent of the latter. Thinking she's a foodie, gourmand, or any kind of actual lover of good food is like calling the wino an oenophile. There is no substance behind her use of the word "foodie"; she's just a dumb bitch who thought "Foodie Beauty" sounded cute, without having the first clue what a foodie actually is.

...she could expand her palate, learn about the basic tastes, try exotic food that aren't sold in fast food places, and what else.
It hardly matters. Look how fast she shovels food into her gob. She's not really tasting anything she eats, and she doesn't savor a damned thing. She eats ultra-processed crap with the most hamfistedly crude sugar-salt-fat flavor profiles because it's fleetingly tasty in the few seconds it passes over her tongue, and gives her the buzz she's craving.

But it's Chantal we're talking about and she has no intention of even being able to cook anything else than what you can throw in a pan an put at 350°F for 45 minutes. Luckily enough for her, this allows for a semi-decent meatloaf, but not much else. She burns every veggies, overcooks every fish and seafood... no wonder it's easier (and tastier-ish) to just drive to McDonald.
Agreed. And I'm convinced that the only reason Chantal ever bothers to cook anything is because she's dimly aware of the cultural expectations that she should. It's a given that you shouldn't eat fast food and takeout for every single meal, especially if you're trying to be healthy; only lazy, fat slobs do that. So she occasionally cooks, despite having absolutely no interest in doing so and obviously taking no pleasure in the food she comes up with--because she thinks she should, and so she can prove to her haters that she doesn't just eat fast food.

It's all performance for her, and just as stage props only need to look like the real thing from the audience's perspective, the same goes for her "home cooking." Except she's a shitty propmaster who can't make food that can convince the audience that it's palatable, and a shitty actress who can't even pretend the food she's made is delicious or satisfying, .

Chantal is barren not only when it comes to her uterus, but also her brain. She lacks all kind of intelligence : practical, emotional, logical, interpersonal, and mostly intra-personal. She doesn't know what she wants for herself and is not interested in finding out. She has just enough brain cells to eat, shit and breath.[
Yeah, and this fascinates me about her. She's just so empty. There's absolutely nothing in there. Maybe she really is just an astoundingly perverse NPC, thrown into the game for maximum revulsion and comic relief, programmed to run on a predictable cycle.
 
You would think that she, at least, would be interested in cooking. As a self-proclaimed foodie (sic) it would be so rewarding for her to be able to cook nice food at home. Not saying that she would stop going at Arby's, but as a food lover she could expand her palate, learn about the basic tastes, try exotic food that aren't sold in fast food places, and what else. But it's Chantal we're talking about and she has no intention of even being able to cook anything else than what you can throw in a pan an put at 350°F for 45 minutes. Luckily enough for her, this allows for a semi-decent meatloaf, but not much else. She burns every veggies, overcooks every fish and seafood... no wonder it's easier (and tastier-ish) to just drive to McDonald.

Chantal is barren not only when it comes to her uterus, but also her brain. She lacks all kind of intelligence : practical, emotional, logical, interpersonal, and mostly intra-personal. She doesn't know what she wants for herself and is not interested in finding out. She has just enough brain cells to eat, shit and breath.

Oh no wait, she can't even breath on her own at night.
For some reason, Chantal simply does not get the same high from fast food cooked at home like she does when it is from a restaurant. Whether it is because she has conditioned herself mentally to only get excited if it is from Arby's or because food made at home does not have the same amount of salt, fat and carbs, it is hard to say. Like when she goes to visit her family for events, she will eat copious amounts of food but she still needs to hit multiple drive-thrus to get her fix on the way home.

It would be fun if it was possible to try some blind experiments where for example she gets served a plate of homemade fast food and a plate that actually came from a restaurant. She then gets told that the homemade plate came from the restaurant and vice-versa. Her reaction would be interesting.
 
Chantal has let the problem go on far too long for Rogaine to be much help and, on top of that, Rogaine has to be used twice a day, every day, for months before any kind of progress is shown. Chantal doesn't even shower or brush her teeth so I find it impossible to believe she would follow the regiment required for Rogaine to work.

@Dog Prom 3D has posted a few times in the thread about the possibility of Chantal using Rogaine and has done a better job expanding on the topic than I can.
Nah, you explained it perfectly. Daily use for most, patience during the shed and rejuvenation cycles, and you can never stop. Chantal had a temper tantrum when a doctor recommended she count the number of strawberries she eats. No way she will properly use Rogaine. She'd be one of those people who grow tons of hair on the hand they use to apply it because they don't use gloves or wash their hands thoroughly afterward.

It's too late anyway. Best she could do with Rogaine is possibly prevent new hair loss. Her follicles aren't inactive - they're dead and nothing will bring them back.

This is just another example of how it's going to be so much work for her to ever look the way she wants. She won't put effort into wigs, she won't take care of her hair, and there's no way that fucking powder will remain in place when she's at the beach, swimming or even just sweating. Her image of herself prancing in a bikini in the Caribbean doesn't include all the fat, lose skin, stretch marks, discolored thighs and armpits, and it certainly doesn't include her increasingly bald head.

The only reason she wants to change anything about her body is because she wants to be hot, not because she's missing out on life and would like to be able to walk and talk, or even talk and breathe. CPAP machine, hemmorhaging money on food, destroyed relationships with men, inability to engage in the most basic human movements like bending at the waist to tie her shoes, inability to work even low-effort jobs, constant shitting due to lack of gall bladder, tooth decay, lack of money for nice furnishings, ruining and outgrowing clothes every six months or so, inability to keep herself properly clean - none of that matters. If she can't be a hot bitch at the beach, giving all the men hard-ons and making all the girls jealous, and if she can't achieve that in two weeks or less, she's not going to do it.
 
Yeah, and this fascinates me about her. She's just so empty. There's absolutely nothing in there. Maybe she really is just an astoundingly perverse NPC, thrown into the game for maximum revulsion and comic relief, programmed to run on a predictable cycle.

So the tics are just glitches, then?

I like this theory. If she starts complaining someone stole her sweetroll, I guess we'd have confirmation.
 
They should just use the boxes to sit on their asses and slide down the stairs. Yeah, at some point they'll have to haul em back up, and Chinny's would disintegrate rather quickly, but it's a stopgap measure and gives them a legit reason not to bother throwing them away.
 
They should just use the boxes to sit on their asses and slide down the stairs. Yeah, at some point they'll have to haul em back up, and Chinny's would disintegrate rather quickly, but it's a stopgap measure and gives them a legit reason not to bother throwing them away.

What's the count down till she sues the building owner and gets one of those mobile stair climbers installed for her to ascend/descend the stairs.

So the tics are just glitches, then?

I like this theory. If she starts complaining someone stole her sweetroll, I guess we'd have confirmation.

Doesn't she own a black cat? Seen it twice?
 
Chantal has let the problem go on far too long for Rogaine to be much help and, on top of that, Rogaine has to be used twice a day, every day, for months before any kind of progress is shown. Chantal doesn't even shower or brush her teeth so I find it impossible to believe she would follow the regiment required for Rogaine to work.

@Dog Prom 3D has posted a few times in the thread about the possibility of Chantal using Rogaine and has done a better job expanding on the topic than I can.
Okay, one last ditch effort! She could use the HairMax laser. You only have to do it 3 times a week and it is independent of what times you wash your hair. However it would not work over Toppik or eyeshadow. The scalp can't have cosmetics on it.
 
Chantal is barren not only when it comes to her uterus, but also her brain. She lacks all kind of intelligence : practical, emotional, logical, interpersonal, and mostly intra-personal. She doesn't know what she wants for herself and is not interested in finding out. She has just enough brain cells to eat, shit and breath.

Oh no wait, she can't even breath on her own at night.

Controlling her output seems to be a problem, too.
 
Reposting some spitballing from the chat earlier, Chantal is short and fat, which means, according to one user of Obesity Help "at my highest weight=292 I could not take care of my personal cleanliness business. "

In summary, that ass is swampy and shit caked.

Ya welcome

(link: https://www.obesityhelp.com/forums/amos/3788428/Too-fat-to-wipe-Indelicate-subject/)
Good lord that was a lot to take in.:
"I invented a solution to my problems and it has helped me immensely. I bought a set of wooden spoons. I took the longest spoon and attached a small amount of the hard sided Velcro to the top end of the spoon making sure the entire circumference was covered. This is to assure that the baby wipe stays on the spoon. When I need to use the bathroom, I put a baby wipe around the spoon and from the front area of my ladies parts I can reach my front section and my back part,too. Merely, shake the spoon vigorously over the toilet and you'll never have to touch the baby wipe at all. It usually lands in the toilet."

Between Fat Amy keeping one in the Crappermobile to beat her children with, Chantal using one to shovel food in faster during mukbangs, and this nightmare, oversized kitchen spoons might just be the most versatile cooking utensil the world has to offer.
 
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