Dramacow Alyssa Coon / Catholic Queen - Wishes the US was a catholic monarchy rants about homosexuals, pretends to be catholic.

BirdOfAFeather said:
She be online sayin "there's no evidence" of abuse.

Maybe not but there's evidence that you're a fucking loon and keep exposing your child to a guy that tried to murder you.
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If it is true that her family is reporting her to CPS, they need to keep those phones ringing off the hook.

This is one of those situations that foster care would be better for this baby (if her family isn't able to take him).
 
Didn't think there would be a thread with a worse parent than Melinda but Lolcows are always good with surprises. I don't know know if going down on wrinkled penises is worse than Marshall's micro penis though. Not sure if it's been mentioned yet but her ex is engaged to a woman his age.
 
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it's britney bitch
 
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She shaved her head again? Looks like she deleted the post. She must be trying to clean up her profile since she is, no doubt, still monitoring this thread. The posts about Santa Claus poisoning her with a curly dock plant are gone but, that also probably has to do with the fact that she seems to be back with him, at least temporarily. Looney Cooney never fails to surprise with her insanity.
 
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BirdOfAFeather said:
View attachment 1274984it's britney bitch
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I didn't know herpies made you bald, or does she suffer from genital herpies and taking meds for it? (one of which will make you bald) Does she now have syphilis?

I've never seen such a young woman look so bad that wasn't suffering from some form of terminal illness. By the time she's 35 she's going to look 80.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
I didn't know herpies made you bald, or does she suffer from genital herpies and taking meds for it? (one of which will make you bald) Does she now have syphilis?

I've never seen such a young woman look so bad that wasn't suffering from some form of terminal illness. By the time she's 35 she's going to look 80.
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Perfect, she'd finally be old enough to date herself

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PointOfNoReturn45 said:
She now is preaching the best type of men are from the middle east, Seriously how more deranged can this woman be?.
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I'm fully awaiting the "Coon becomes an ISIS bride" saga at this rate.
Also, doesn't she realize hasish and opium come from the Middle East? Or that the ME include places like the UAE, Oman, and Qatar, which are ludicrously decadent? (Or for that matter that rape and the keeping of concubines/mistresses, depending on social strata, is depressingly common?)
 
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Trouble in Paradise... again?
 

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GoingGrink said:
Trouble in Paradise... again?
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I dunno, Alyssa... maybe your 17-year old ass shouldn't have been putting out to a 65-year old pedophile? Aren't you supposed to be a good Catholic girl and wait for marriage? Oh, wait, you're a hypocrite who pretends to be a pure and upright woman while living the kind of lifestyle you yourself decry.
 
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Senior Lexmechanic said:
I dunno, Alyssa... maybe your 17-year old ass shouldn't have been putting out to a 65-year old pedophile? Aren't you supposed to be a good Catholic girl and wait for marriage? Oh, wait, you're a hypocrite who pretends to be a pure and upright woman while living the kind of lifestyle you yourself decry.
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Alyssa be like ...

"When other girls have sex outside of marriage? Sluts.

When I have sex outside of marriage? It's true love and you can't judge me!"
 
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Shouldn't God have warned her about this man? Failing that, wouldn't him stealing your money and telling you he wanted nothing to do with your child be a big enough sign to get away from him? Before he allegedly tried to poison her to death?

She's probably searching for a new man in a nursing home or hospice at this point.
 
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