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Lucas reviews his girlfriend history. Wernologists can break it down.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Lucas reviews his girlfriend history. Wernologists can break it down.
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Is there actually any doubt Lucas is a pedophile? He constantly harps about 18 but whenever he does I just get TCAP flashbacks of all the men who'd immediately say the girl was 18 without even being asked the age. It would be interesting seeing Lucas getting a black eye from pissed off Danes when he tries hitting on kids and yells that 15 is legal
Nobody believes you Lucas, it's very obvious you're making this up, and at best they were sexless relationships that you poorly interpreted due to your autism, no woman other than Suzanne will ever be able to stomach your ugly face in person long enough to date you. 18-24 may be the most fertile, even though a year or so ago it was 18-26 so already you're full of shit and don't actually know what you're talking about, but you are 40, morbidly obese, and diabetic, you are very likely not fertile, no matter how many videos you make autistically screeching about it, you're not going to conceive a child. The only way you're going to have sex again is either a desperate prostitute, or more likely for you rape, it's just not in the cards for you Lucas.
Dunno if he already removed it, but he uploaded a video titled Greedy and I've never seen someone actually project all their problems onto others as much as Lucas. He even ends it saying he sees no redeeming value of Christians, and of course "where the women at?" He really is going to die alone, I don't see how anyone believes he'll get better, he's learned absolutely nothing from being kicked out of his apartment for trying to blackmail people for sex. He should never leave Washington, no Dane or other nationality deserves to be groomed/manipulated by someone like Lucas
Nobody believes you Lucas, it's very obvious you're making this up, and at best they were sexless relationships that you poorly interpreted due to your autism, no woman other than Suzanne will ever be able to stomach your ugly face in person long enough to date you. 18-24 may be the most fertile, even though a year or so ago it was 18-26 so already you're full of shit and don't actually know what you're talking about, but you are 40, morbidly obese, and diabetic, you are very likely not fertile, no matter how many videos you make autistically screeching about it, you're not going to conceive a child. The only way you're going to have sex again is either a desperate prostitute, or more likely for you rape, it's just not in the cards for you Lucas.
Dunno if he already removed it, but he uploaded a video titled Greedy and I've never seen someone actually project all their problems onto others as much as Lucas. He even ends it saying he sees no redeeming value of Christians, and of course "where the women at?" He really is going to die alone, I don't see how anyone believes he'll get better, he's learned absolutely nothing from being kicked out of his apartment for trying to blackmail people for sex. He should never leave Washington, no Dane or other nationality deserves to be groomed/manipulated by someone like Lucas
Thank you Rescuetoast for looking into it. Now we know why Denmark.
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I mean, really a lot of Europe (and the US) have age of consent Lucas would like better than 18. I'm still trying to wrap my mind around why Denmark exactly.
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Low age of consent or he got the Danish mixed up with the Dutch (weed and hookers) because he’s so stupid and has such a tiny world view.
ETA: I just remembered Lucas mentioned Denmark in the chat log with ‘Emilia’:
[29/04/2019, 01:07:05] Emilia: Yea
[29/04/2019, 01:29:00] Lucas Werner: I wish I could go to Denmark.
[29/04/2019, 06:00:21] Emilia: Awe
[29/04/2019, 07:37:01] Emilia: Why Denmark?
[29/04/2019, 13:45:06] Lucas Werner: They have a better healthcare and education system than here.
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I don't think he is. By the strict definition, he's sexually attracted to teen girls... but then 99% of males would be pedophiles and the word would have no meaning.
If a teen girl approached Lucas for sex, he would accept it. Which will obviously never happen except for TCAP wannabes. Beyond that, I doubt Lucas would do anything. Therefore, I don't consider him a pedo. Just a creep.
He posted child porn to his facebook, said 4 yr olds want to have sex, 11 yr olds come up to him at the mall, yea he's a pedo. A pedo that doesn't want to end up in prison so he goes for the youngest he thinks he can legally get.
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If he's not a pedophile, he's definitely a creep. He starts off saying he likes kids and older people as in some type of reverse Freudian slip he forgets to mention people his own age. Then compares cats to Vegetables to explain why he'd be able to take care of a child. As well as saying he'll go back to school should he meet a lady willing to date him on his terms. I hope this is wernology approved.
IGTV: Only when you're not single
IGTV: Only when you're not single
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There is no dispute Lucas Colby Werner is a creep, pretty much everyone who's met him would agree he's creepy, hell he is the creep of Olympia/Spokane. I think Lucas is more of a sexual predator towards women of all ages, but has a disturbing fetish for younger women he can manipulate based on their lack of life experience compared to him that borders on pedophilia. But I have no doubt he would have sex with a child if he thought he could get away with it. Either way he's a vile garbage excuse for a person and should never be alone with anyone vulnerable
EDIT: So now he's spamming videos on Instagram in full damage control mode denying he has mrsa and claiming he has evidence he has no diseases but will only share it with a woman after she's willing to date him, kinda suspicious there Lucas, blaming other people for his domestic violence charge and omitting the no contact order that came as a result, which he ignored and went to jail for, and denies his mother admitting he has schizophrenia. We're just making "mountains out of mole hills". More of "you're not being forgiving for me being a violent sexual predator", women are property for men to give away to him, and how he doesn't worship money like the other guys, but has $1000 for any zoomer babe to date him (come full circle with the $1000 for a date offer already huh creep). So yeah, if you had any faith he's gonna change or improve, it ain't in the cards for 2020
EDIT: So now he's spamming videos on Instagram in full damage control mode denying he has mrsa and claiming he has evidence he has no diseases but will only share it with a woman after she's willing to date him, kinda suspicious there Lucas, blaming other people for his domestic violence charge and omitting the no contact order that came as a result, which he ignored and went to jail for, and denies his mother admitting he has schizophrenia. We're just making "mountains out of mole hills". More of "you're not being forgiving for me being a violent sexual predator", women are property for men to give away to him, and how he doesn't worship money like the other guys, but has $1000 for any zoomer babe to date him (come full circle with the $1000 for a date offer already huh creep). So yeah, if you had any faith he's gonna change or improve, it ain't in the cards for 2020
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Why are we splitting hairs over whether he technically fits the definition of a pedophile when we all know he can and will rape a child if given the opportunity?
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He's rattled, spells out at length the ages of his multiple exs, and also says he isn't "weightist"
cliffs : - I'm no pedo or creep - episode 1324403
He's at it again...
cliffs : - I'm no pedo or creep - episode 1324403
He's at it again...
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Once again, Lucas masquerades as a comic, but the funniest impersonation he performs is a man with a romantic history.
This pathetic video is sonewhat illuminating on the subject of what constitutes a "relationship" to Lucas, and the kind of unfortunate women he's associated with.
Even if we assume that Lucas is telling the truth, the following things make you a girl friend of Lucas Colby Werner:
1) talking to him for a few weeks
2) being hugged by Lucas at a bonfire
3) taking a bath and not fucking
4) letting him spend money on you
It is obvious that these women, if they did exist, did not recognize that they were dating Lucas at the time. Quite the memories for a 40 year old man.
This list also contains well known fabrications, such as the black 18 year old that Lucas lied about fucking. She didn't exist. Lucas has amended his claim: now he pleasured her, but they lost contact somehow.
Another major point: when recounting his imaginary history Lucas stresses that he is not "ageist, ableist, weightist" etc, suggesting the Bride's of Werner have universally been old, fat and crazy.
He offers this, along with a general statement of how he'll fuck anyone, to prove the thesis that he is a good person. His libido shows he's moral, guys!
Anyway, Lucas has only had one relationship that could be characterized as a girlfriend: a much older woman, crazy fat and vulnerable, that he subjected to domestic violence 8 years ago
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He seems to have gotten stuck in the end of high school (right about when schizophrenia symptoms show up like SURPRISE and kick you in the dick), I’m curious how much of this “I love teen girls” thing is him trying to make up for all the girls who rejected him in high school- the last time he probably felt anything close to normal.
ETA he’s obviously a pedophile, it doesn’t matter why, I’m just making an observation because it’s interesting.
ETA he’s obviously a pedophile, it doesn’t matter why, I’m just making an observation because it’s interesting.
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“We’re doing a thing here. Please stay focused.”
Imagine getting to your seat for a 10+ hour international flight and finding this guy making a video in the seat next to you:
Imagine getting to your seat for a 10+ hour international flight and finding this guy making a video in the seat next to you:
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This post is from page 90 of this thread, Lucas' pedophilia is well-established.
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We share a theory regarding Lucas's stunted development: he's still trying to ball the kind of girls that eluded him during High School. His justification for "age gap love" may have changed, but 40 year old Lucas wants what 16 year old Lucas wanted: a "smart pretty interesting girl" to mother him and obey him, let him do deviant sex shit to, and show off to all those higher status males.
As to the why, it's only interesting to the extent it illuminates aspects of Lucas's character. That his sexual predatory nature is connected to his broader failings as a man is interesting. It goes to the hearts of his pathology: why he is such a mockable, ruined fat fuck.
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For those still arguing if Lucas is a pedo, here's a reminder. No Lucas, I'm not forgiving of sexual predators, and neither is anyone else when it comes to this subject. You're going to continue to be shamed about this because you haven't changed. You're just uglier, debatably fatter, and have less hair
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He is lying through his teeth from the start. None of it happened. Look at his body language, how he is talking and what hes doing with his eyes while he is talking. and funny how he has never, ever mentioned a name other than suzanne
Also funny how he gives all these imaginary girlfriends traits he has. One is morbidly obese and another is schitzo, yet he doesn't have any issue with it (translation: I don't have a problem with it therefore nobody should have a problem with dating me either)
Its another attempt at manipulating people into buying into his bullshit. Likely because hes seen people say he's lying about ever having a bunch of ex's here several times
Also 'we went to a bonfire together and I held her in my arms...it was sweet'
Yeah that doesn't scream imaginary incel fantasy at all
and some of the highest taxes in the world. Also, that education is given in danish. Clearly lucas didn't think that part through
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He has talked about girls at least as young as 11. That isn't a teen. That is flat out pedo territory. He also had that recent slip up with mentioning four year olds. There is also the fact he has been banned from facebook several times for posting kiddie porn and having delusions of kids coming up to him in public like the mall as mothman96 pointed out
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The worst of it likely hit after high school but both lucas and his mother have made it very clear he was fucked in the head to some degree or another as early as elementary school. Hence the other kids avoiding him like the plague
Ohh by all means, let him come to Europe. A continent whic hates people like him to the point, where they are beaten to a bloody bulp in prison by other prisoners. Furthermore, he would land in prison especially in UK. The no pedophile policy is so strong here that simple siting at the bench near school premises etc. might caught atention of police. Let alone his stupid rants. In UK children are so protected (which is a material on the other story) that you would have bigger problems while defending from the asault by teenagers, than they ever would. by attacking you
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