Gabriel Sickel / ThisIsGabe / KhordKitty / KhordiKit / Khordz / PianoKat / Xyniroz / Ghörfn / yiffyiff123 / Deborah Kay Butler / Buttercuppedbun - Deadbeat Wannabe-Actor MGTOW Pedo-zoophile - Divorced father of 2 sons. Tried grooming them as infants to be cub furries. Tried to groom a 17yo into sex. Ex-wife cucked him for a pedo. She took the kids. He fucked the family dog. His mom likes horse cock

Is Gabe the new SnakeThing?

  • Yes

    Votes: 65 12.2%

  • No

    Votes: 37 7.0%

  • He's going to be the new Prison Meat

    Votes: 430 80.8%
  • Total voters
    532
TANK JESUS said:
I have attached an instrumental for anyone who would like to perform this masterpiece of a song. I advise you to turn your volume down before opening.

edit: I would've made an actual instrumental but I've not touched any music making software. My loss, good luck to the feller who wins
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Paul Barker! said:
You guys were gonna make midis? I decided to just go full exceptional into my phone... Enjoy the a capellla ear rape!
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Machoke Me Daddy said:
A few seconds on Audacity later...
Sorry, I suck.
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The digital age is quite an exciting time to be alive. When I posted the bounty I had not accounted for the possibility that the response would be a collaborative work created by three individuals all working independently of one another.

When I specified that the awarded entry would have music, I also failed to account for the sheet music lacking any accompaniment, so the fact that an accompaniment track, a voice track, and a compilation of the two were submitted complicates things a bit. I have every intention of resolving said complications and I am confident I can do so to the satisfaction of all parties, but I first wanted to confirm that the submitted work can be said to fulfill the terms of the bounty. I will leave that to the thread.

Does the performance of “Say No to Cyber-Bullying” submitted in parts as “enjoy it.mp3” and “nancyreagan.mp3” and composited as “wtf.mp3” fairly represent Gabriel Jeremy Sickel’s artistic talent and personal character, as documented in this thread by various individuals and Gabe personally?

Vote via reactions on this post:

:optimistic:: “Yes”
:dislike:: “No”

Icons chosen because I don’t give a shit about my reaction score. Poll closes at 5:30 PM CST.

E: Voting is closed at 7 votes for "Yes" and zero votes for "No."
 
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Machoke Me Daddy said:
So we can have someone make the melody as well? How about someone makes the actual melody and then we mix the results together? I'd like something that sounds like a terrible children's song.
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I won’t get too high-effort. Posting a bounty was done based on a shower moment and I acted before coffeeing up for the day, so it wasn’t perfect and I fully expected the result to be shitty, much like the results of Gabe’s life choices. Quality control would have required too much effort (both in this instance and in the instance of Gabe’s decision making, obviously).
 
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I bestow this consolation prize to @Machoke Me Daddy @Paul Barker! & @TANK JESUS
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I'm trying to find a way to convert the sheet music I was given to a file that can be read by MuseScore. But Khord forgot to leave a download for a MIDI, so now I'm stuck here trying to get a playable version with whatever I can use.
 
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Catch Your Breath said:
I bestow this consolation prize to @Machoke Me Daddy @Paul Barker! & @TANK JESUS
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To clarify, I fully intend to follow through. Placing the bounty was stupid but I do not consider that an excuse for reneging on a promise that involves money. Privacy.com is being shitty and requiring additional verification steps (possibly because I'm using a burner email) so it'll be a couple days before they even let me get things arranged, but I promised this retardation and I will make it happen.

E: Voting is closed.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
To clarify, I fully intend to follow through. Placing the bounty was stupid but I do not consider that an excuse for reneging on a promise that involves money. Privacy.com is being shitty and requiring additional verification steps (possibly because I'm using a burner email) so it'll be a couple days before they even let me get things arranged, but I promised this exceptionalism and I will make it happen.
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Oh you're good. Do you lol
 
Pizdec said:
I'm genuinely at a loss for fucking words, good god that's their first impression of western civilization: playing with FUCKING GABE.
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I mean, if I was a refugee and that was my first impression of the west, I would seriously be considering that for the safety of my children I'd get on the first flight back. Another question is raised is what did Khord do to those small children who didn't speak a word of english. Some of those middle east cultures practice boy play so Khord might have taken advantage of that for his own perversions.

That music was ummm... I regret listening to it get it off my HDD.
 
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wopirish said:
I mean, if I was a refugee and that was my first impression of the west, I would seriously be considering that for the safety of my children I'd get on the first flight back. Another question is raised is what did Khord do to those small children who didn't speak a word of english. Some of those middle east cultures practice boy play so Khord might have taken advantage of that for his own perversions.

That music was ummm... I regret listening to it get it off my HDD.
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I doubt those parents let their children be alone in a foreign land (at least I fucking hope not) so I'm not TOO concerned for their physical safety. Just their health. Given what we know, Gabe probably fucked in that suit. I mainly posted it because it's just so fucking creepy.
 
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Catch Your Breath said:
Quoting my own messages so that this stuff can all (sorta) be kept in one place.
I posted about this in the PK / Eevee thread but Nick was rooming with them at AC2008.
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I also missed out on a daily " art " gallery of his which I have entirely archived here. Warning. It's more CP-related shit. Very gross. Going to go back to the PK thread and see if they recognize any of the names of those who contributed to his site.

Btw, since I know Nick is watching this thread now, allow me to show you the image that has aged like fucking tard cum:
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Yeah, I think A LOT of people dislike you for being a child diddling dog dicker, you cross dressing freak.
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Kalu join the Farms when
 
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Why the fuck does the thread’s poll exist? It’s really stupid. Nobody who’s not involved in a bunch of underground child and animal abuse rings is gonna come close to Snakething. I don’t see why it’s even a question.
 
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This thread, boy howdy.

I want to bring this up before I forget. In one of the message dumps, khord mentions a furfag named "vappy". He's not talking about vappy as in the degenerate furfag who managed Vinesauce's YouTube uploads, put Vinny (vinesauce) in the background of his faggot animal porn and just recently died of chink flu, is he?
Might be worth looking into idk.
 
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