Amber Baker / Kevin Cade/Lazar / GreaseRoach / DragonPlacenta / Travis Touchdown Cumsock - "Depicting dragons as egg layers is racist and practically blackface!"

[Cultured Vulture]

Amber Baker aka Kevin

Amber Baker is a genetically modified, shamanistic, furry, dramawhore who is triggered by eggs and obsessed with placentas and fetuses. She enjoys yelling at people who don't know about her obscure triggers, disturbing children on the internet with her art, and calling anyone who disagrees with her an abuser. Amber is incredibly easy to provoke and throws massive, autistic tantrums when people call her out.

Here's a few more photos of herself:

Spoiler: Her Selfies

IMPORTANT NOTES:
She has an account here. Last active Mar 31, 2020. If she finds this thread, she may go on a deleting spree.
She's a chronic liar and changes her story to get as much sympathy as possible. Be aware that not everything she says is the truth.
After being called out by @The enigma high, her deviantart and tumblr accounts were deactivated. She mostly confines herself to twitter and discord now.

A Brief Biopsy on Mental Illness:

She believes cbd/thc can be used to treat psychosis, and believes it 'cured' her of paraphilias and mental illnesses (that she still exhibits). While she does seem to exhibit some schizo-effective symptoms, it's difficult to tell how much is mental illness or her garnering sympathy. She believes her work place is trying to sabotage her from getting raises and that her family not wanting her around were simply delusions. The truth of the matter is that her work place keeps her on out of sympathy and her family doesn't want to associate with her because of her autistic outbursts. A co-worker was transferred because he was terrified of her obsessions with him. Any time her work ethic is criticized, she calls her boss abusive.

Spoiler: Caps

Getting high at work. Classy.


Translation: Anyone who doesn't respect her totally real triggers is toxic.

Whenever someone close to her tries to convince her to get help, she claims they've been hacked.

Spoiler: My friends are hacked!

A friend of hers (K) tried to get her help and Amber/Kevin claimed that the friend was one of her “abusers” hacked into K's account:

Amber showed another person the conversation with K and said this:

Many people have been telling her to get help for the past three years.
As further proof that she likes to twist stories to garner sympathy: in the conversations with K, Amber rambled about karma, then later, on both twitter and discord, claimed K was rambling about karma.

Small update: K edited their discord messages to Amber to see if Amber was going back to read them.
These tweets confirm she did.

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Images from the tweets:

Believes she's a Shaman and that her " Shamanistic skills " are making her body more masculine.



Believes Travis Touchdown of No More Heroes possesses her body, which is why she calls herself two-spirit. She also otherkins cockroaches as well as " synpaths " with Rob Swire, Trevor Philips, & Lamar Davis, among other band members & video game characters.

Believes a video game character gave her genetic modification to cure her mental illnesses.

Spoiler: Caps

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On top of these things, she:

• Claims to be a straight cis-female but calls herself butch, two-spirit, and tranny, has an obsession with “females with pseudo-penises,” and draws male characters with boobs and female characters with masculine body shapes.
• Hates They/Them pronouns and had a prior history of harassing anyone who used them. Now she only harasses people who call her They/Them pronouns when they are trying to be respectful, since she acts and dresses like a dude and calls herself Kevin.
• Is a furry but hates being called a furry.
• Is a part time juggalo.
• And more!

Egg Rants

She abhors eggs and is triggered by the mere mention of them.
It began as a gripe that people use eggs in all of their adopts and species lore. Eventually it spiraled into an obsessive disgust against eggs and egg related things. If someone she doesn't like draws or uses eggs in any way, she genuinely believes it's only to spite her.

Spoiler

GreaseRoach FA:

DragonPlacenta Twitter:

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Placenta Obsession

One of the things that can get Amber talking at great lengths is to mention placentas to her. Her entire fantasy universe is based on placentas. She can't have a casual conversation with a person without it somehow turning it into a discussion about placentas or afterbirth.

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She's not above conspiracy theories and going into detail on her sexual exploits.

Spoiler

"Everyone is trying to hack me!"

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"Everyone I don't like is an abuser!"

"Let me put my pseudo-penis in your furry!"

"I fucked myself with a toothbrush."

Furvilla Exploits
She believes Furvilla is run by her "abusers" who she compares to Al Capone and Jeffery Dahmer.

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Furvilla.com is a furry pet website of a similar vein to Neopets. The difference is that you can upload art of your own personal fursonas (called painties) as the 'villagers' who serve as your pets. The site has a PG13 rating, and consists of furry 10yo kids pretending to be 13, all the way up to autistic adults in their mid thirties.

This is where the bulk of her cow-foolery took place.

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Amber spent most of her time creating painties with the sole intent to disturb children and bend site upload rules. She pushed the rules so hard, several times, that the staff had to rewrite the rules, each time. One staff member claims to be traumatized by an extremely gory aborted fetus she drew and submitted to the site. It was rejected, and to this day, it has never been public.
In another situation, she attempted to pass a furry version of Persona 5's Joker off as her own character, which was rejected for copyright infringement. She was so triggered by rejection that she threw a massive tantrum and demanded the staff remove her infractions.
When custom items were open on the site, she commissioned items that pertained to her personal universe in order to push her lore onto the rest of the users, trying to make her fantasy world canon on Furvilla.

Spoiler: Custom Orders

The following was once on her profile:

Domestic Heraclex (Archive)
Hand Pendulum (Archive)
Zeboran Ray Gun (Archive)
Zeboran Space Suit (Archive)
Damaged Zeboran Space Suit (Archive)
Alkahest (Archive)
Dragon's Suit (Archive)
Dragon's Fedora (Archive)
Sovereign Crown (Archive)
Sovereign Robes (Archive)

Below is what remains of the weird/disturbing things that may not be suitable for children before she wiped everything on one of her many quitting sprees. It's pretty tame compared to the peak of her infamy on the site.

Spoiler: Furvilla Villagers

Her character bios were incredibly in-depth and she expected everyone to read them. If you didn't know the extensive background of her characters, she would throw an autistic tantrum.

Spoiler: Example Bio

Furvilla Confessions, also known as FVC, is a tumblr drama blog used to document drama on Furvilla. It's just as full of dramawhores as the site itself.
Archive of every FVC posts about her up to 5/14/20.
There's a lot on each page. It gives a general idea of her behavior on Furvilla if you care to read.

Spoiler

Under the search term "kevin":
Pg1: https://archive.md/9LO9V
Pg2: https://archive.md/BbKwj
Pg3: https://archive.md/jTIcv
Pg4: https://archive.md/u4gfM
Pg5: https://archive.md/Pbyxj
Pg6: https://archive.md/daLNg
Pg7: https://archive.md/pGHVA
Pg8: https://archive.md/UeCj3
Pg9: https://archive.md/otNEa
Pg10: https://archive.md/5Qnfj
Pg11: https://archive.md/LqlTq
Pg12: https://archive.md/vCbsi
Under the search term "greaseroach":
One Page: https://archive.md/oKLfq
Under the search term "pendulum":
Pg1: https://archive.md/DNeg7
Pg2: https://archive.md/FSyiv

Unfortunately, after @The enigma high here on KF called her out in the Personal lolcows thread, she went on a deleting/deactivating spree. So her tumblr accounts, and, subsequently, all of the comments on FVC submissions, are gone.
Archived in case she tries to clear her posts: https://archive.md/cMKjC
Right before FVC banned her from the blog, she went on a psychotic rant in the comments section of one of the posts about how everyone was her "abusers" trying to attack her. The enigma high mentions it in their posts, and I'm corroborating their story.
After she her Furvilla ban, she started posting conspiracy theories on the staff. She believes her "abusers" are running the site and trying to control the users as a hivemind. Any staff member that wasn't openly against her is considered a victim of the conspiracy.

Twitter rants about Furvilla and FursonaPins staff being her “abusers”:

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Spoiler: Last Posts on Furvilla

These were her last posts on Furvilla that got her banned for flame-baiting. Her account was eventually fully deactivated by staff once she started trying to dox users who she framed as abusers.

The "B word" in this context is "Butch." Someone pointed out that she calls herself a butch even though she's straight.

Discord Rants

She is well known for lengthy rants in both public and private discord servers. When people stop interacting with her, she'll go on diatribes about her fantasy universe, sexual obsessions with band members and video game characters, and of course placentas. If left alone long enough, she will start roleplaying with herself.

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Lore on Travis Touchdown's Cumsocks:

Travis Touchdown farts:

Randomly talking about masturbating:

Travis Touchdown roleplay:

She sees demons:

There are two roaches inside of her. One is white and one is black.

She made herself look and act masculine, but now it upsets her when people mistake her a for a man.

Her Artwork
Much of her work can be strange at first but quickly becomes uncanny and eventually disturbing.
She takes inspiration from a lot of sources but if you tell Kevin her art looks like one of her inspirations she gets triggered. Some of her inspirations/triggers are Attack on Titan, Robbie Rotten, and Pokemon.

Her fursona:

Spoiler: character bio

At this point she was actively calling this character her "fursona" then later started being "triggered" by people calling it that.

One of her gender-swapped species:

Spoiler: character bio

Here she admits she designed the character just to bend Furvilla's upload rules.
The pastebin: Link (Clone) (Archive)
Females have pseudo-penises and males have wombs.

A Rob Swire inspired species:

Spoiler: Description

Their dried placentas can cure everything from autism to The Gay.

Spoiler: More Art

She can and will anthropomorphize and sexualize anything, given the chance.

Juggalo Travis

One of her favorite pass-times is putting the faces of video game characters and band members she's sexually attracted to on the bodies of monsters.

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Fetish Art
She has strange and obscure fetishes, and has no qualms about sharing them with anyone mildly interested.
If you tell her it's weird or make fun of her, she calls it a shit post and says you fell for her bait.

Spoiler: NSFW

She likes to draw men with boobs and women that look like dudes. But she's totally straight you guys! I swear!

Fetus Art
One of the things she enjoyed grossing out kids the most with were her fetus drawings. She was especially amused by the visceral reactions of preteens.

Spoiler: NSFW

"Robot Greaser Roach Placenta" combines all of her fetishes.

Spore Obsession

She uses spore to live out sexual fantasies.

She has an obsession with Spore, the 2008 Maxis game, and would talk about the game ad nauseam in the Furvilla discord server. Most often she would recreate band members and video game characters she was sexually attracted to. The Spore community loathes her for her fixations, recreating real people in her games, and of course screaming at people for calling her by he/him pronouns.
As a retaliation, she created even more horrifying Spore creations, including one 'trypophobia monster', and the community members increased their aggression.

Spoiler: Spore Creations

Trypophobia Monster

Legal Name: Amber Baker
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: Currently lives with her mother, Robin Baker, in Vandergrift, Pennsylvania.

Spoiler: Known Usernames + Accounts

Kevin
Kevin Cade
Kevin Lazar
KevinTheRoachWoman
Pedulum
GreaseRoach
DragonPlacenta
Roach-Rebellion
Travis Touchdown Cumsock
i-wuv-travis-touchdown
travistouchboob
Raze
Razerel Pandaus

Discord: travisty#0420 and Kevin Cade#6669
Twitter: DragonPlacenta (archive)
Tumblr: GreaseRoach (Deactivated) i-wuv-travis-touchdown (Deactivated) Roach-Rebellion (Deactivated), Kevin-shows-her-stuff (Deactivated)
DeviantArt: GreaseRoach - Deactivated
Furaffinity: GreaseRoach (Viewable only by logged in users), travistouchboob (It's empty)
Furvilla: Torabisu, GreaseRoach, LolCows - First account was eactivated by staff for harassing users. The other two were deactivated after she tried to get back on the website.
Kiwifarms: Travis Touchdown Cumsock
Facebook: amber.baker.37853 (archive)
Youtube: Oh shit it's her (archive) (video archive)
Toyhou.se: Raze (archive)
Character Bios from Toyhou.se: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

hungnunglung44@yahoo.com - Seems to be the oldest.
kevintheroachwoman@yahoo.com - Connected to her Paypal.

Thank you, everyone, who provided me with discord screenshots and helped archive everything, even if I didn't use it.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

It's a good start but you got a bit of ways to go before this is ready to move. At least you have some of your shit archived. If you know the username for a site btw, you can typically search Wayback for it and see if there's archives. Probably more drama to be found on there. I'd help right now but I'm about to leave for some errands and won't be back for an hour or two

 

[AutismGeorge999]

Like Catch above said, the thread has potential. Maybe also spoiler the bullet points as well since they are pretty lengthy themselves.

 

[Cultured Vulture]

@Catch Your Breath I'm slowly editing it and organizing everything. Most of it should be archived, but critique would be appreciated. I've never done this before.

Edit: Oh! If you're talking about her tumblrs, those were deactivated before I got here. They were deactivated right after The enigma high called her out on the Personal lolcows thread. TEH didn't archive anything that I know of but if they have anything, I'll add it.

 

[TokiBun]

Really interesting so far! This chick is batshit and it’s interesting to find an cow that’s actually schizo and has evidence of being so. I have to wonder what she does for a living? Does she live on disability? I have so many questions. Good start with OP keep up the good work!

 

[Nintendo Switch Engage]

Really interesting so far! This chick is batshit and it’s interesting to find an cow that’s actually schizo and has evidence of being so. I have to wonder what she does for a living? Does she live on disability? I have so many questions. Good start with OP keep up the good work!

From what I know of her via talking to other people, she has a job.

 

[Cultured Vulture]

Really interesting so far! This chick is batshit and it’s interesting to find an cow that’s actually schizo and has evidence of being so. I have to wonder what she does for a living? Does she live on disability? I have so many questions. Good start with OP keep up the good work!

Unfortunately I don't have evidence of her being schizo, and when discussing it with other people outside of KF, we have reason to believe it was never confirmed at all. She lies about her conditions a lot, so it can't really be confirmed unless someone in person confirms or someone provides her medical history. For now I've put it as unconfirmed.

From what I know of her via talking to other people, she has a job.

She once said she had a job at a screen printing shop, but once again, it can't be confirmed directly from her.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

So in her little universe, because of her autism-level fear of eggs (EGGS?!), a mythical creature (not the chinese ones) always depicted as being scaly, coldblooded reptilians have wombs and give live birth? I know with myths they can be/do whatever you want, but... really?

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

I'm laughing at her claims of Turner syndrome. I actually grew up with a girl who had it. People who have it are super short and most if not all have a distinctive neck/shoulders.

 

[Cultured Vulture]

I have to take a sanity break for a while, but I have so much more content to go through.

Thank you all of you beautiful anonymous fucks that have been sending me stuff on Amber. Don't stop! Just because I don't use something doesn't mean it's not funny. Actually, that might be why I don't use it. Mostly though I'm being more selective and will start removing the less entertaining stuff from this post. Just don't go A-Log on me. Remember to have fun!

 

[soft kitty]

Hm. Looks interesting, but if she has an account, can't she see this thread anyway? Or does posting in and seeing prospering grounds have some kind of other requirement?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Holy hell that's a rough 26.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

You got me interested from the first line, good job my dude. What an absolute wild ride.

Also she kins cockroaches (gross), but they lay eggs lmao

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Now that I get a better look at her, facially she looks like she'll be aging into sapphire crimson claw 2 electric boogaloo

 

[Cultured Vulture]

Hm. Looks interesting, but if she has an account, can't she see this thread anyway? Or does posting in and seeing prospering grounds have some kind of other requirement?

I've been moving fast to document her just in case she sees this thread. I think it would be serendipitous if she found out about it just from logging in here. However, she doesn't seem to either care about KF or forgot it exists, because she's been glued to twitter. She updates it every day and it just keeps getting wilder. It's kind of hilarious and it feels like I'm standing directly behind someone and laughing about them without them knowing. I even have twitter up on my second monitor at this exact moment, waiting for updates. Call me an old fuck but this is the funniest shit I've experienced on the internet in a long time.

 

[ScrapBuyer]

Yeah this thread has a lot of potential and is looking great so far. That egg shit is hilarious, and I am definitely interested in hearing more about this conspiracy stuff. Can’t wait to see if they add KF to the mix

 

[The enigma high]

Nice thread! Though I did think of something you missed, how one of her "triggers" is having her OC razerel's name mispronounced.

And she even went off on some random person who accidentally called her Raz.

 

[TokiBun]

Nice thread! Though I did think of something you missed, how one of her "triggers" is having her OC razerel's name mispronounced.View attachment 1299331
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And she even went off on some random person who accidentally called her Raz.

Wow Kevin here seems like such a of sunshine to be around.

 

[Cultured Vulture]

I've hit the 32767 character limit like eight times now.

Let me know what you folks think. I'm honestly pleased with myself, but I want to make sure it's up to community standards before I call it quits!

 

[Nintendo Switch Engage]

It looks good to me, but as a Kiwi noob, I'm not sure I have enough say.