حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Connor Bible]

But not remotely original. I appreciate an Arnold movie reference as mush as the next man, but please, at least try to be clever about it. Copypasta is not your friend.

Remember when I promised I wouldn't make blatant references?

I lied.

 

[Meowthkip]

Oh my fucking god, this is hilarious!

Does that mean it's not canon?

 

[Abby]

Good job writing stuff. It's already better than all of Redesigning Eva. You need to do some proof-reading though, or get someone to proof it for you.

Also, had to re-read this sentence a few times.

Last year, the Gillespies embraced each other in their seats at Janus Challenger Stadium during a playoff between the Angels and the Chicago Bears.

I nearly thought you didn't know the difference between football and baseball and had the Bears playing the LA Angels.

 

[lolwut]

Remember when I promised I wouldn't make blatant references?

I lied.

Freeze in Hell, Fatman!

 

[Ruin]

Do we get an apology for the "go fuck yourselves" last time you showed up?

 

[BriarHeart]

Well, hey there, @Connor! Just curious: what did you think of my assessment of you a few pages back? Think I got it right?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Uh, @Connor, you gonna post, or what? Shit, I thought I was going to miss everything because I had to guard the front door for my elderly schizophrenic roommate so she could take a shower without fear of ISIS breaking in to behead her,
(I really wish I was joking about that)
but, hell! Now I have time to make some sammiches!
EDIT: Nevermind, it's in a different thread, isn't it.

 

[Connor Bible]

Good job writing stuff. It's already better than all of Redesigning Eva. You need to do some proof-reading though, or get someone to proof it for you.

Also, had to re-read this sentence a few times.



I nearly thought you didn't know the difference between football and baseball and had the Bears playing the LA Angels.

Sorry, I get the Cubs and Bears mixed up. Also, the Janus City team is fictional, as is its home city.

 

[Smutley]

Uh, @Connor, you gonna post, or what? Shit, I thought I was going to miss everything because I had to guard the front door for my elderly schizophrenic roommate so she could take a shower without fear of ISIS breaking in to behead her,
(I really wish I was joking about that)
but, hell! Now I have time to make some sammiches!

*cough*

Dear... love...

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alphaboy.8891

LINK IS KILL THREAD IS MERGED

 

[ASoulMan]

Hello @Connor!

Welcome back for the umpteenth time!

 

[Sanic]

Freeze in Hell, Fatman!

@lolwut

Your heart is as cold as ice sometimes. ;_;

 

[Connor Bible]

If you guessed that Joe is ex-Special Forces, I will give you feels.

 

[lolwut]

@lolwut

Your heart is as cold as ice sometimes. ;_;

If @Connor is going to start a cheesy Arnold quotes shitpost war, I'm not going to not participate.

I'm the party pooper.

 

[Connor Bible]

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE.

 

[lolwut]

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE.

Stop being such a pussy.

 

[DN 420]

A single day's worth of writing does not warrant it's own thread.

Imagine if you wrote that much everyday.

 

[Abby]

If you guessed that Joe is ex-Special Forces, I will give you feels.

Wow, spoilers, bro!

 

[Hat]

FUCKY YOU, ASSHOLE.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Connor Bible]

Wow, spoilers, bro!

C'mon, it was obvious. The guy has a lion holding a knife in its teeth on his deltoid.

 

[Hat]

If you guessed that Joe is ex-Special Forces, I will give you feels.

You already revealed this in Wrong Planet.

Here's the gist of the plot. I also took the liberty of "casting" some of the characters!

Sean Gillespie is a 14 year old boy who has Superman-like powers. He's modeled in appearance after Henry Thomas from films like E.T. and Cloak and Dagger, with a voice and smirk similar to Bruce Willis. Raised by his loving adoptive parents, ex-Special Forces operative/handyman Joe and ER nurse Mary (Keanu Reeves and Molly Ringwald), Sean has grown up ostracized because of his abilities, and is encouraged to live as normal a life as possible. Little do the Gillespies know that Sean has attracted the attention of the superhuman terrorist cult known as Legion, led by the diabolical Zauzer (Jean-Claude Van Damme). Zauzer intends to turn Sean over to the Dark Side, in exchange for the identity of his birth parents. Sean, a white hat if there ever was one, flat out refuses, and in retaliation, Zauzer launches a series of terrorist attacks throughout Janus City and its various suburbs. Donning a suit of technologically advanced armor left behind by his birth parents, Sean becomes Alphaboy. Aided by Joe and Mary, Sean realizes its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and he's all out of gum!

RATED PG-13!