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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
struggling to keep the roof on with their failing Alpaca ranch....
Buy 22 more sheep.
Like the fuck? I mean alpaca yarn farming is pretty exceptional but at least it’s niché and probably gets some sales from esty but now they want to compete with sheep wool? Yer go on. Out price and out quality sheep’s wool.
struggling to keep the roof on with their failing Alpaca ranch....
Buy 22 more sheep.
Like the fuck? I mean alpaca yarn farming is pretty exceptional but at least it’s niché and probably gets some sales from esty but now they want to compete with sheep wool? Yer go on. Out price and out quality sheep’s wool.
AFAIK a lot of sheep wool trade is conducted via Gentlemen's agreements between already established parties. As with most industries, it's very difficult for a newcomer to get in. Besides, 22 sheep won't even provide a high enough volume of wool to sell to anyone except hobbyists whom you can't really depend on to make a steady income.
Maybe, if they supplied good quality at a reasonable price - better quality than the rest of the suppliers at the same price or quality comparable to the rest of the suppliers at a lower price - they'd have a lot of sales, but if their long months of clearance sale is any indication, they aren't selling much.
Congrats Bon-Bon, just add another 15k (edit, thank you guy made of bees) to your ever increasing debt. Maybe he and Kevvie can tool around Colorado looking for more cult members. That thing could haul a lot of children's toys and "stuffies."
Can't wait for the we need new tires go fund me. I've learned many things following this thread. I had no idea the amount of Tranny/Redneck crossover I would see.
what the fuck are they gonna do with just 22 sheep, their Alpaca wool hardly sells and they are constantly begging for money for necessities.
Ruby Ridge 2.0 soon.
Congrats Bon-Bon, just add another 50k+ to your ever increasing debt. Maybe he and Kevvie can tool around Colorado looking for more cult members. That thing could haul a lot of children
Tinfoiling here: the solar panels were never fucked, they found a picture of some that already were and used it to fund the sheep purchase.
From what I remember that has been the only photo of the basement so it's difficult to pin down if those pics were from the ranch or a different building.
Sheep apparently cost 200 - 250 which would put this purchase somewhere between 4400 and 5500, plus transportation.
Edit:
So do the solar panels work fine and they have power or no? This tweet would have been around 9 yesterday after sundown, wasn't the issue that they had no power at night?
I don't know American trucks well enough, is that a brand new truck or an older model? I ask because if it's new, they can't start a GFM for 'muh truck broke' until after warranty surely? Be interesting to see what excuses they come up with, especially after seemingly buying sheep with their 'fucked solar panel' money.
I don't know American trucks well enough, is that a brand new truck or an older model? I ask because if it's new, they can't start a GFM for 'muh truck broke' until after warranty surely?
As @SqueakyClean suggested, they're going to set up "gibz new tires plzkthx" soon. Looks like a 3rd gen pre-facelift Chevrolet Silverado Heavy Duty to me, at least according to the marking on the front doors.
These examples have different rims, side mirrors, side markings, and neither of them have the bull bar added.
Anyway, the rims could easily be 18" in diameter, and tires start getting quite expensive around that mark, especially off-road tires, which they could easily need for the ranch.
I don't know American trucks well enough, is that a brand new truck or an older model? I ask because if it's new, they can't start a GFM for 'muh truck broke' until after warranty surely? Be interesting to see what excuses they come up with, especially after seemingly buying sheep with their 'fucked solar panel' money.
I'm not entirely sure, I'm not a car sperg. But Autobahn Autobody is pretty much next to Central Autos in Castle Rock CO.
Took a quick look at the sitearchive
I can't be sure, but seems a fit. They still have their old trannymobile, so they didn't get money shaved off by turning that in. Also that butch car is also a girl, seems fitting.
Edit: I'm stupid, bonnie has the exact same photo of the listing on his twitter. So this is the same car they've bought. archive
And for the people who thought Bonnie looks like a serial killer, this isn't helping. archive
They have to beg for car repairs, solar panel replacement and roof renovation. Then they go out and buy a 15K car on top of the one they own and 20 sheep for 5K each at the very least, so Google informs me.
They have to beg for car repairs, solar panel replacement and roof renovation. Then they go out and buy a 15K car on top of the one they own and 20 sheep for 5K each at the very least, so Google informs me.
Does the government assist businesses at all, when they're still not making much? My tin-foiling would be they're living a hobby - running a ranch in a nice place with a bunch of animals, and going through the motions to "run a business" so Daddy Government can pay for their lifestyle?
With buying that few animals, either the troons are completely clueless about starting a farm, or it's an intentional grift/hobby disguised as a business. As for the power being knocked out by a nearby lightning strike, that's just the result of their power system not being grounded, it seems wiring a ground wire to a metal rod in the ground is beyond our hardworking farmers.
Wool farming in general is very much a dying industry right now. The development of synthetic fibres and the popularization of materials such as hemp for cloth has made it impossible to make money off wool unless you have an established property, complete with wool cutting and sorting infrastructure, a few farm hands to help and thousands of sheep. You might still be able to make some money if you have very high quality animals, but even then it's more of a hobby or specialty than a business. Most smaller wool farms near where I live moved to growing meat animals more than a decade ago.
Time will tell whether or not the troons are truly clueless and naïve, or if this is some money laundering scheme runs by a troon mafia.
With buying that few animals, either the troons are completely clueless about starting a farm, or it's an intentional grift/hobby disguised as a business. As for the power being knocked out by a nearby lightning strike, that's just the result of their power system not being grounded, it seems wiring a ground wire to a metal rod in the ground is beyond our hardworking farmers.
Wool farming in general is very much a dying industry right now. The development of synthetic fibres and the popularization of materials such as hemp for cloth has made it impossible to make money off wool unless you have an established property, complete with wool cutting and sorting infrastructure, a few farm hands to help and thousands of sheep. You might still be able to make some money if you have very high quality animals, but even then it's more of a hobby or specialty than a business. Most smaller wool farms near where I live moved to growing meat animals more than a decade ago.
Time will tell whether or not the troons are truly clueless and naïve, or if this is some money laundering scheme runs by a troon mafia.
I vote for money laundering scheme by troons mafia based solely on how much it made me laught...
Also, growing around the Narco wars in México teached me that if it sounds like money laundering, works like money laundering and is run by shady perverts there's a 99.99% probability of it being a money laundering scheme.
My guess is they're running a weed farm or meth lab and the animals are a front. Every now and then they run a gfm for whatever they can think of and customers "donate" to pay for drugs without attracting suspicion. Plus they'll pick up free money now and then from gullible tranny chasers.
Uh, Kevin? There's a big difference between implied dislike of dyslexic people, and directly insulting a dyslexic person for specifically being dyslexic and then immediately retracting your fake apology the same sentence you make it, and insulting them again for the sentence after.
That isn't a "microaggression." That's a pretty macro aggression. I don't know how else you can make it more obvious beyond blurting out "golly, I sure hate dyslexic people."
But that's a very Kevin approach. Oversimplify until you can beat the strawman you created, and refuse any further dialogue when people point out that has nothing to do with anything.
To any Alpacawaco Ranch members lurking. Have you thought about Alpaca Trekking to make your weedfront more profitable? Most alpaca farms in the UK do this and it's pretty popular, you can also sell yarn via exit through the gift shop.
You could even do troonspecials. 'See thee bearded lady tour' 'Crack an egg - tour for gender confused youth'. The ranch looks like it's in beautiful country. Hell, I'd be tempted to pay for a two hour walk around the locale with a tenacious unicorn wackpaca.
