DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Qliphoth]

Well, it's your lucky day as during a stream a few days ago, Phil mentioned that he was going to be playing 3 Houses within the next 2 weeks
EDIT: May 21st is when he's planning it

Well, thank you for that. What will it be, Normal Mode Casual or Hard Mode Classic?

I am guessing Hard Mode Classic because he'll overestimates his skills again.

 

[FallGout]

there was a back and forth about Phil playing PS2 games that opened with him insisting there was no way to capture them, getting called out, then saying that cheap adapters cause input lag (not addressing the fact that he just lied), then getting asked about his thoughts on HDMI 2.

All he would need to do is beg for an additional $250 for an OSSC and some retro RGB cables to capture from almost every non-HDMI console excluding the N64. And that would work, he would get the money.

 

[actually]

Well, thank you for that. What will it be, Normal Mode Casual or Hard Mode Classic?

I am guessing Hard Mode Classic because he'll overestimates his skills again.

Lol. It'll be the easiest mode possible, complete with step by step hand holding and shitting all over any romance plot that the game does because he's super mature and mature adults obviously can't get immersed in a game.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Either Daymare glitched on him or Phil is too stupid to figure out how to get out of a save room and he has been stuck for about ten minutes, looking up walkthroughs live on stream. Absolute trashfire.

Edit: After two restarts and several minutes of staring at his phone looking at Youtube walkthroughs, the door opened for him. Not sure if it was the game's fault or Phil. Pretty funny either way.

 

[Shambler]

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A $70 tip from Phil's "very nice supporter" AMAC. Phil did indeed go on to read this out. $139 so far today, but those PS2 HDMI adapters would break the bank.

its one of phils more enjoyable qualities. he never upgrades in a timely manner "what do you mean everyone else is doing direct capture, don't they know they can just point a shitty cam at the TV huhuh idiots" 2 years later "hey guys so im doing direct capture because its clearly the better option" and he'll upgrade the thing to late with no thought to the fact he said he didn't need to ever

 

[tzgnilki]

Either Daymare glitched on him or Phil is too stupid to figure out how to get out of a save room and he has been stuck for about ten minutes, looking up walkthroughs live on stream. Absolute trashfire.

Edit: After two restarts and several minutes of staring at his phone looking at Youtube walkthroughs, the door opened for him. Not sure if it was the game's fault or Phil. Pretty funny either way.

it's just proof that he runs to guides when his brain power is low

 

[DiabeticSP]

The real three houses question is will Phil side with House waifu, black man, or homosexual.

Place your bets now. 3H isnt even close to how waifu spergy Awakening was, its actually pretty tame on that front.

But he'll fucking hate having to level units and doubly so the combat.

 

[actually]

The real three houses question is will Phil side with House waifu, black man, or homosexual.

Place your bets now. 3H isnt even close to how waifu spergy Awakening was, its actually pretty tame on that front.

But he'll fucking hate having to level units and doubly so the combat.

Per Twitter, it's going to be Golden Deer. No idea which one that is, but the person expected him to breeze through the game, especially with the inevitable handholding.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

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This man has had sex. Wrap your head around that one.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Per Twitter, it's going to be Golden Deer. No idea which one that is, but the person expected him to breeze through the game, especially with the inevitable handholding.

Expect a lot of finger biting. Still, even on casual you have to have basic strategy competency. They can hold hold him to broken builds but if he moves an archer into multiple units he's gonna get fucked up and whine.

There's no real way to play the game 'fast' even with handholding. Especially if he starts skipping side story segments/talking to people and pissing his viewers off.

Deer is also a shitshow comprised of the worst characters imo so have fun with that, besides Phil not getting to use his litetal spirit animal the socially incompetent shut in Neet who screeches at everyone for percieved insults.

 

[Kosher Dill]

"So, who were you waiting for here at the Goddess Tower?"
NOBODY, I'm a married man with a full adult wife! God, you're stupid!

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil's adventure with the Merchant's Guild and mostly bow based squishy characters.

What excitement. Someone must have told him Deer is one of the shorter routes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This man has had sex. Wrap your head around that one.

Facts not in evidence.

 

[Gramh]

Facts not in evidence.

2nded. Till Khet produces a child, I won't believe for a second any woman has willingly been naked near this man on the grounds of how they know he'd complain about the sexual experience. "It went off early, there was nothing I could do, bugged dick mechanics dood"

 

[Forbidden Math]

2nded. Till Khet produces a child, I won't believe for a second any woman has willingly been naked near this man on the grounds of how they know he'd complain about the sexual experience. "It went off early, there was nothing I could do, bugged dick mechanics dood"

Reminder that Panda Lee flashed her tits at him live on stream. The guy has no libido but Panda Lee was horny as fuck and you know he took advantage of that. Yes kids, DSP has had sex. This should be a reminder to everyone how easy it is to get laid.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

As for Phil having sex, I'm always reminded of his wedding night where he spent hours debating detractors on Twitter.

 

[Paladin Derich]

2nded. Till Khet produces a child, I won't believe for a second any woman has willingly been naked near this man on the grounds of how they know he'd complain about the sexual experience. "It went off early, there was nothing I could do, bugged dick mechanics dood"

The fact that he only showers once a week is a huge indicator that there's no marital bliss, so to speak.

 

[_XXIII_]

His wheelchairs would lead him through it. The only games I'd love to watch DSP play is something intense like Super Meat Boy that he can't just get walked through.

Look up his Super Mario Maker 2 videos (or better still a detractor compilation of it)- he got stuck on a level for legit fucking ages and nearly lost his mind because he couldn't be hand held through it. I believe it spanned two days on one level?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Look up his Super Mario Maker 2 videos (or better still a detractor compilation of it)- he got stuck on a level for legit fucking ages and nearly lost his mind because he couldn't be hand held through it. I believe it spanned two days on one level?

I'm not sure if this is the one you're referring to, but him dying over 300 times in this level would seem to fit the bill

DSP Tries It: Failing At A Fan Made Mario Stage

DSP goes almost two hours past his stop time in Mario Maker 2 while trying to beat a fan stage. He dies over three hundred times on this stage (not all death...

www.youtube.com

 

[hundredthousand]

Is that AMAC homo new to Phil's streams? Where the fuck do these people come from and how do they all end up finding Phil?

He's like a magnet for losers and maladjusted people.