US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
I just asked this in the TDS thread, but this seems appropriate as well.

You think the DNC might prop up Biden and his VP and Cabinet picks to set up a government in exile in a country more friendly to the DNC then to the Trump Administration?
If they were to do that, they would be explicitly saying that the country is no longer a democracy and would require a violent revolution to overthrow. That might fly with the extremist progressives they're intent on courting, but that would alienate practically all independents, who make up about 40% of the population. The democrats might be pants-on-head exceptional, but that would be a negative-IQ level move.
 
Depends if the average democrat voter is rooting more for "Vote Blue No matter who" than "my candidate should be president". it's a unifying rally cry that can turn away the people on the fence or the progressives. I think the faithful will vote for michelle obama, but the bernie bros would probably not.
I would agree generally that in such an election Michelle Obama as a candidate would pull in a good number of votes. But I think they would end up losing more votes than any possible gains and would have a worse chance with the current rules against an incumbent, Trump or otherwise. It's just a bad move.
 
From James Woods.
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I don't think Michelle wants it. She's kept out of the spotlight for the most part. If she wanted to, she could of pulled a Hillary and immediately reentered politics (and as mich as I dislike Michelle Obama, she's more likeable than Hillary will ever be). I think she wants to be a celebrity, and is happy where she's at for now.
 
Oh god, now Trump is openly trolling the conspiracy theory talking point from the left.

By pretending all of Biden's dementia laden gaffs are actually evidence of a vast political conspiracy hiding 720 million cloned women being brought into the workforce, Churchhill being a secret president of the country still alive to this day, and...

Just holy shit.

Trailer (conveniently commerical length):

Actual video:

Holy fucking shit he made a website

 
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What are we going to do when this man leaves office? How do we go back to boring?

To quote Jello Biafra with The Melvins

It always feels weird
When people come up to me, and say I've changed their lives
I say, Now it's your turn
To start a fire
Start your own fire
Bring the world fire

Trump has changed politics. There's an entire generation of GOP shitposters growing through the ranks. Meanwhile, the DNC sacrificed their entire youth movement to the altar of Clinton 2016 because IT WAS HUR TURN and people who tell her no tend to suicide via two bullets to the back of the head, execution style.
 
Oh god, now Trump is openly trolling the conspiracy theory talking point from the left.

By pretending all of Biden's dementia laden gaffs are actually evidence of a vast political conspiracy hiding 720 million cloned women being brought into the workforce, Churchhill being a secret president of the country still alive to this day, and...

Just holy shit.

Trailer (conveniently commerical length):

Actual video:

Holy fucking shit he made a website

Why does Trump deliver such quality comedy?

There's over a dozen interchangeable late night propaganda-masquerading-as-comedy-and-news pundits. ONE OF THEM should have beaten Trump to the punch here, they've had well over a year to do it.
 
Why does Trump deliver such quality comedy?

There's over a dozen interchangeable late night propaganda-masquerading-as-comedy-and-news pundits. ONE OF THEM should have beaten Trump to the punch here, they've had well over a year to do it.
They're no longer court jesters, but now full courtiers playing the political game.

Which is why they're no longer funny. Because you can't have it both ways.
 
Why does Trump deliver such quality comedy?

There's over a dozen interchangeable late night propaganda-masquerading-as-comedy-and-news pundits. ONE OF THEM should have beaten Trump to the punch here, they've had well over a year to do it.
I think you just answered your own question.

The "comedy" shows aren't intended to produce comedy, merely to advance certain agendas. Of course they won't produce any quality comedy on the expence of the DNC candidate.
 
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