Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

Why none of those "living Barbies" try to be like the actual one? You know, working as doctors, vets, astronauts, musicians or artists? I thought Barbie was about being a hard working, talented and kind person. Not about living as a mental case with deep rooted self-harm tendencies.

Because they missed the point that Barbie is more than her looks. Then again, these people are all autogynephilic to the nth degree, so it's on purpose they miss that point, they really don't care about anything except getting off to making themselves "sexy".
 
they missed the point that Barbie is more than her looks
no she isn't
it's a cheap and pretty-looking plastic doll for kindergarten age girls to play with, it's not that fucking deep really
feminists for some reason are perpetually obsessed with getting a billion different shades of 'career woman barbie' out into stores, but when you actually look how the audience of 5 year old girls plays with the doll, none of that shit matters because it's just a fucking dress-up doll lol
 
but when you actually look how the audience of 5 year old girls plays with the doll, none of that shit matters because it's just a fucking dress-up doll lol
Barbie has always been about her careers even from the beginning when most women didn't have careers. The playsets are all about her jobs, excluding the houses and cars, which she bought with all the money she makes. Herself. From her jobs. Without Ken. This isn't some icky socjus crap, this is how she has always been and anything else is the projection of others, jealous little boys and men who never matured past 12 who wanted Barbie to be a spoiled stupid bimbo.
 
Oh no
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I've finally looked at all 88 pages to date, and I can finally say a true and honest "What the fuck".

I'm also going to share a pornstar by the name of Sophie Anderson who got popular from a video where she goes "Fuck, it's a Sunday."
the specific video https://twitter.com/SophieASlut/status/1262078102802518018

She didn't get famous for that video, she's famous for the cock destroyer video she did with fellow human blow up doll, Rebecca More.
 
ah, i remember seeing mention of that, but i forgot which came first, thanks for the correction
Rebecca is also fairly well known for this video. I'd actually had some trouble finding this a few weeks ago because I thought it was a video of Sophie. They both look practically identical to me.
 
Rebecca is also fairly well known for this video. I'd actually had some trouble finding this a few weeks ago because I thought it was a video of Sophie. They both look practically identical to me.
The guy with the hood in the background make me laugh so hard, I don't know why.
 
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This really says a lot about our society.
Mon dieu... le gobeline

She didn't get famous for that video, she's famous for the cock destroyer video she did with fellow human blow up doll, Rebecca More.
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That has to be the most anti-sexy dirty talk I've heard in my life. They're 'cock destroyers' in the sense that their voices will cause any nearby male genitalia to wince in pain and shrivel back into the abdomen.
 
no she isn't
it's a cheap and pretty-looking plastic doll for kindergarten age girls to play with, it's not that fucking deep really
feminists for some reason are perpetually obsessed with getting a billion different shades of 'career woman barbie' out into stores, but when you actually look how the audience of 5 year old girls plays with the doll, none of that shit matters because it's just a fucking dress-up doll lol
Off-topic, but Barbie isn't about feminism or being pretty or having a jillion different careers. Barbie exists as a blank slate kids can project onto. That's the whole idea of dolls in general- a little person kids can create a personality for. If you have young kids, watch the way they play with dolls. They make little stories with the toys like they're actors.

That's the true irony of people trying to "be" Barbie in my opinion. By design, Barbie has no defining traits. She's beautiful in a perfectly generic, easy-to-project-onto way.
 
Off-topic, but Barbie isn't about feminism or being pretty or having a jillion different careers. Barbie exists as a blank slate kids can project onto. That's the whole idea of dolls in general- a little person kids can create a personality for. If you have young kids, watch the way they play with dolls. They make little stories with the toys like they're actors.

That's the true irony of people trying to "be" Barbie in my opinion. By design, Barbie has no defining traits. She's beautiful in a perfectly generic, easy-to-project-onto way.

On the other hand, critics of Barbie have called the doll an unrealistic, unhealthy and warped standard of beauty, among other things, basically saying that it is impossible to be like Barbie.

Now we have young women that grew up with that message using plastic surgery trying to achieve what has been claimed to be impossible. It's a really weird rebellion of some kind, they know what they are doing and if they were dumb and ugly in a different way I might call them punk-adjacent.
 
Okay this one's low-key kinda sad but I love some good botched pics so whatever.
This Swedish girl is 20. Yes. 20 years old. What in the fuck:

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She reportedly spends around £14k a year on fillers and other procedures. She first had them at the age of 13. Her mum and aunt are both beauticians so it's more than likely they played a big part in this abomination.
In a 2019 interview she said "she's had her lips, chin, cheeks, brows and jawline altered as well as her smile lines and her teeth." So I'm sure she's had even more since this.


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Imagine thinking this is an improvement. 20. Years. Old. It's ironic but plastic surgery is actually very aging...

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Seems pretty high-key sad imo. She was perfectly pretty teen girl with a uniquely shaped nose.

Why do these people give up the ability to smile naturally? For lips like this? I'll never understand.
 
It's a really weird rebellion of some kind, they know what they are doing and if they were dumb and ugly in a different way I might call them punk-adjacent.

Never thought of it like that, but makes sense given that the one person I know who goes for that type of thing was doing it in a "rebellious" 90s-groupie kind of way.

Slightly off topic but also made me think of ganguro type stuff in Japan : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TA5l2FlnHaI
 
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