Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

[HypeBeast]

I wonder what it's like to smoke weed with Springtrapp.

 

[Wolf Fetuses]

I wonder what it's like to smoke weed with Springtrapp.

Probably the same as smoking with any edgelord kid. As in, they'd take one hit and then spend the next month telling everyone about it.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

 

[Bugaboo]

How DARE they use they/them, a totally neutral pronoun that doesn't presume any gender!

 

[lolwut]

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Intimate details aren't intimate if you're telling the whole goddamn world, Spergtrapp. Someone's never heard the phrase 'never kiss and tell.'

 

[Boundman]

How DARE they use they/them, a totally neutral pronoun that doesn't presume any gender!

So edgy they're not even on the spectrum of gender. Which I assume means they identify as objects. I like how they're trying so hard to go against the status quo that they refute even being human. Yet continue to be kin of characters who are human.

Spoiler

Inb4 jokes like "if they don't identify as people, can I do whatever I want because they aren't people!"

Spring said before that her kins are extensions of her, though I did have to hold her hand a little to get her to reach that conclusion. Yet if she's not human, how can a human be an extension of her? She really does make it up as she goes along and will delete any ask you send to her questioning that.

 

[seagull]

What?

I don't know if it's even worth mentioning, but it was only a little over two weeks ago that Spergtrap was a panromantic bidemisexual, and Jeremy was probably not asexual.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

What?

I don't know if it's even worth mentioning, but it was only a little over two weeks ago that Spergtrap was a panromantic bidemisexual, and Jeremy was probably not asexual.

i guess that is true but it seems pointless to have sex with another person under those circumstances, especially considering the costs associated with a relationship (financial, emotional, etc.)

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Breaking news: tumblrina doesn't know that words have definitions.

 

[Bugaboo]

What would happen if springaling's headmates came out in public.
Of course it wouldn't happen because she's full a shit but imagine it did

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What would happen if springaling's headmates came out in public.
Of course it wouldn't happen because she's full a shit but imagine it did

I think it's likely at some point, if it hasn't already happened, that she might try to use her headmates to intimidate someone like Vade did with Tero. Imagine some poor guy at McDonald's gets her order wrong, and suddenly Purple Guy starts "fronting" and she threatens to stuff the guy into a furry suit.

 

[CrispyBacon]

Aren't there enough other labels out there for Spergtrap to ruin without latching onto asexuality too?

 

[Meowthkip]

Aren't there enough other labels out there for Spergtrap to ruin without latching onto asexuality too?

If Springtrap could get away with claiming to be black and quadriplegic, she would.

 

[Ca Ira]

What?

I don't know if it's even worth mentioning, but it was only a little over two weeks ago that Spergtrap was a panromantic bidemisexual, and Jeremy was probably not asexual.

Wouldn't being a hypersexual asexual be a bit like adding 1 and -1?

"oh ny God hell" almost sounds like Chris-chan swearing.

"Oh my God and Hell."

 

[CrispyBacon]

If Springtrap could get away with claiming to be black and quadriplegic, she would.

Maybe she should just start calling herself transblack and transquadriplegic. That's how that works, right?

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Spoiler: Big ol tumblr dump

Not to put too fine a point on it, but tldr it's all pretty pathetic. Although I do like the blatant bragging about self-harm.

Also if you imagine her posts being spoken by Lawrence, I find it helps, especially if he's chained to a wall.

Gnight gentle kiwis

 

[lolwut]

Maybe she should just start calling herself transblack and transquadriplegic. That's how that works, right?

Unfortunately, that's exactly how it works on Tumblr. Except they call it 'transnigger,' with the hard 'r' and everything.

 

[harvey dirdban]

"Hypersexual asexual" and "aromantic sexual" are the two ends of the bullshit sexuality horseshoe that practically touch. Both mean "I'm a dumb edgelord who wants to bone you without having any feelings toward you and I want the world to know it."

 

[ZehnBoat]

"Hypersexual asexual" and "aromantic sexual" are the two ends of the bullshit sexuality horseshoe that practically touch. Both mean "I'm a dumb edgelord who wants to bone you without having any feelings toward you and I want the world to know it."

i don't get the romantic bit being attached to sexuality
they are connected, but it's not a part of sexuality
just like how height and width are connected but aren't the same
saying aromantic is your sexuality is like saying up is your handedness

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Asexuals by definition prefer not to have sex, but this doesn't include masturbation. A hypersexual asexual would logically be someone who just masturbates a lot. So, she's calling herself a wanker.