Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[BIG_BRAD]

@Theodorus Dax would like you to know that he is a very real and very cool drug user

http://archive.ph/tSMhs

https://mobile.twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1262626738883854336

there's also some fun stuff in the beginning of the new ep that dropped today. I can't be bothered listening past the 10 minute mark but so far it seems like he's still in full on cope mode, making a bunch of shitty jokes about being a chad and fucking married women etc., really cool stuff. They brought a fan into the studio to talk about how he'd just had sex for the first time. Spoilers: it was with a hooker

 

[Sped Xing]

The cope started almost immediately on the WATP bonus episode.

I like how the half-baked "virgin race" is wrapping up with them all just hiring whores.

I bet I can use my newfound twitter fame to get my V-card punched.

 

[Nevor Toah]

@Theodorus Dax would like you to know that he is a very real and very cool drug user

http://archive.ph/tSMhs

https://mobile.twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1262626738883854336

there's also some fun stuff in the beginning of the new ep that dropped today. I can't be bothered listening past the 10 minute mark but so far it seems like he's still in full on cope mode, making a bunch of shitty jokes about being a chad and fucking married women etc., really cool stuff. They brought a fan into the studio to talk about how he'd just had sex for the first time. Spoilers: it was a hooker

Guys why are you all sharing misinformation about using drugs? Don't you know only f-slurs do that?

If you're a chad why care so much about what incels are posting on a random website? Guess we're breaking the conditioning

 

[变性黑鬼]

@Theodorus Dax would like you to know that he is a very real and very cool drug user

http://archive.ph/tSMhs

https://mobile.twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1262626738883854336

@Theodorus and assorted Kiwis showed that not only do they not know what they are talking about regarding drug use, they also do not understand basic chemistry.

If dick does do dude acid lol that makes him ever more uncool. Acid seems like something you do once or twice in your early years. Like ages 19-24 and never again. He sounded like a complete attention whore.

Acid gets better as you get older. It can break you out of a rut, and helps you process your impending death.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Guys why are you all sharing misinformation about using drugs? Don't you know only f-slurs do that?

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If you're a chad why care so much about what incels are posting on a random website? Guess we're breaking the conditioning

All this does is make me question if he's even done acid.

If everybody is going to insist that what he says shouldn't be taken seriously because it's all an act, I'll just assume he's only larping as a drug user. It would explain the weird desperation to appear legit on a forum that should be beneath him as a pretend rich rockstar type character.

 

[Sped Xing]

"I get high because it's like so totally deep and stuff uguise!" People would say this about booze, too, if it weren't something most people experience firsthand. TFW your personality relies on a drug remaining fringe.

 

[Festivus]

If you haven't stopped doing acid by age 28-29 you're probably a loser and this is coming from a guy who did it a lot too. I started my Junior year of High School and stopped just before my 20th birthday because I felt like I was getting too old to be doing "Party Drugs". I can understand trying it later in life if you've never done it but doing it repeatedly and using it as a tool to look young and edgy is the most cringy way you could go about it.

 

[Sped Xing]

Listening to and enjoying the section where they clown on Maddox' book, I realized that I'm actually a Maddox fan for the same reason people are fans of the NFL, not ESPN.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Dick is running in circles trying to defend himself on the swallowing acid thing, everyone on earth except him seems to know thats not the way to take it.

It's kind of like in school when kids would ask each other "do your parents know you're gay?" And any answer just makes you look like a dumbass/gay. If he were smart he would move on instead of coping non-stop

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Dick is running in circles trying to defend himself on the swallowing acid thing, everyone one earth except him seems to know thats not the way to take it.

It's kind of like in school when kids would ask each other "do your parents know you're gay?" And any answer just makes you look like a dumbass/gay. If he were smart he would move on instead of coping non-stop

I'm always amazed by the way people like Dick and Ralph got e-famous by trolling people into doing something dumb and yet when people troll them it never seems to occur to them to laugh it off or ignore it. Instead, they keep feeding the trolls by doing dumb stuff and that attracts more anonymous trolls, like sharks attracted to an injured and flailing prey. Their desire to win is what makes them lose.

It's odd that Maddox hasn't commented. Then again maybe he's doing his terrible show but avoiding drama, working a 9 to 5 and has settled down with his girlfriend, who is hopefully a lot less Mental than 80's girl these days.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

he's fairly likeable.

LOL, no. He's a desperate faggot who LARPs at being a Chad. He's a sad little man who even sadder little men like.

 

[Never Scored]

Acid gets better as you get older. It can break you out of a rut, and helps you process your impending death.

I could see that. I'd just be concerned about some of the ideas it puts in your head if you did hallucinogens constantly. I filled out a 32-page notebook about ant colonies and how military dictatorship is more efficient on mescaline one time. It's written in big letters because I was concerned they would move off the page if they were small at the time, so it's not an entire thesis or anything. I kept the notebook and when I read it now, the logic is absolutely rock solid despite the fact I'm not a fascist. Don't get me wrong, I'm not about to tell anyone what to put into their body, that's not my style. I'm just saying I personally don't think taking it regularly for years would be good for your mind and thinking patterns and stuff. Maybe that's just the garbage in my brain and it's just my problem.

There's also a two page interlude about how if my e looks like a c to everyone else it must be a c despite my intention to create an e after my girlfriend at the time commented that my lower case es looked like lower case cs.

 

[Instapot]

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this but something occurred to me last night. The bitch he flew in from Austin said Dax didn't do any drugs the whole time she was there, and I'm assuming she did drugs the whole she was in his mansion. Wouldn't that that be rape because she was under the influence???

I'm not saying that I agree with that mindset, but dick better be careful.

 

[Sped Xing]

Adderall is a terrible date rape drug. Not to powerlevel.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this but something occurred to me last night. The bitch he flew in from Austin said Dax didn't do any drugs the whole time she was there, and I'm assuming she did drugs the whole she was in his mansion. Wouldn't that that be rape because she was under the influence???

I'm unsure if you are being ironic or not. If you are being serious, then you haven't paid attention the whole time. Other people have told stories of doing drugs with Dick, no source for claim, (insert gay sounding gamer gay argument about muh ethics in rape accusations) etc.

Anyways made a new TDS reddit game to keep myself ammused.
>Step 1: go to The Dick Show subreddit
>Step 2: Find a comment from someone who is talking like a sheep amongst Dax's heard.
>Step 3: enjoy laughing at the cringe you find

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

The “I’m so bored with this drama, let me prove how bored I am with the drama by posting multiple times about it” cope never gets old.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

9/11 of the internet 2 electric boogaloo is here

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Hey so I found a YouTube video that gives more context of that podawful faggot Jesse’s antics and why he was banned from Patreon. It’s a year old video, don’t know if this is the right place or not but it’s a video about Maddox’s faggotry and his “network”. I know this asshole has come up a lot but he’s shady af and there info in the video as to why he got banned from Patreon that I haven’t seen discussed across this whole drama. (His excuse for kicking this whole thing off was that Dick got him banned)
Probably ::late:: but start at 42:30 for a primer on why Jesse got bannedand to see how slimey he is in general (like posing as a black dude who’s 2 of 3 children were killed). The segment is less than 10mins long, tho the entire video is informative if you wanna brush up in old shit.
If there’s somewhere better to post let me know, or mods feel free to remove. The video is about 2 yrs old and is mostly about Maddox so you may get something from it or it maybe been covered, this trash fire has burned long, hot, and fast.

 

[holachau]

Sean and the dog measurement sistem at the end was the highlight of the episode, I was expecting patrick micheal from the crossover with karl to call in, just the right amount of autism the show needs, but it seems he didnt take the bait.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I'm just saying I personally don't think taking it regularly for years would be good for your mind and thinking patterns and stuff. Maybe that's just the garbage in my brain and it's just my problem.

A lot of people I knew at college tried acid. I can recommend it, but only once. The guy who started doing it all day, every day went absolutely batshit insane. And to be honest, people who microdose on it seem to end up fucked too.