ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher - Hey Guyths!

I’m on week 9 of being in quarantine and never thought I’d see the day where I genuinely looked forward to her birthday, but yet, here we are.
Disappointed in the lack of content though so here’s a few gems I’ve collected over the last few days. Okay so they’re all from today except the Cheesecake Factory one but whatever. Like... that’s a throwback. For her. A completely normal, common human event is worthy of a throwback for her. Yikes.

the closeup one was just to exhibit her grossness up close and personal. This is her in all her gross glory. Her birthday is May eighteenf!

and then the rest are just... Kai, listen. You bought decorations, you have a punch dispenser, and are pretty much throwing an all out bash for you, dad, mama w, and grandma w. Let’s be real, Gracie is probably locked up in her room because it’s MY birthday and if Gracie wants cake she can get her own!!
And the last one is her sterling silver $9 necklace her whole family pitched in for.
Yikes is right.

Oh my God. There's no words. Like none. Non alcoholic pineapple punch in a shitty dispenser from QVC because they can't have a drunken gorilla smashing fists around the house.

Who the fuck does this? Dresses up like an idiot with a cheap Claire's/Icing/Afterthoughts Tiara to walk around their house doing absolutely nothing but screaming "ITH MY BIRFDAY!!".

If there was ever proof she's got no friends, this is it. Not one person who isn't held at emotional gunpoint attends her parties because nobody can stand this Papaya headed leech for more than 5 minutes.
 
I’m on week 9 of being in quarantine and never thought I’d see the day where I genuinely looked forward to her birthday, but yet, here we are.
Disappointed in the lack of content though so here’s a few gems I’ve collected over the last few days. Okay so they’re all from today except the Cheesecake Factory one but whatever. Like... that’s a throwback. For her. A completely normal, common human event is worthy of a throwback for her. Yikes.

the closeup one was just to exhibit her grossness up close and personal. This is her in all her gross glory. Her birthday is May eighteenf!

and then the rest are just... Kai, listen. You bought decorations, you have a punch dispenser, and are pretty much throwing an all out bash for you, dad, mama w, and grandma w. Let’s be real, Gracie is probably locked up in her room because it’s MY birthday and if Gracie wants cake she can get her own!!
And the last one is her sterling silver $9 necklace her whole family pitched in for.
Yikes is right.

So much second hand embarassment. It's just astounding her family even puts up with it and entertains her whims. Of course this year her excuse of how embarrassing it is for a 30 year old ape to be throwing a big birthday bash with only her as an attendee will be coronavirus, despite this being a yearly event. I imagine Kai marks off on her calendar on many days until the next one. Same with Christmas since she also gets presents. And probably the same with Gracie's birthday since no one is allowed to have their own special day except Kai.
 
So much second hand embarassment. It's just astounding her family even puts up with it and entertains her whims. Of course this year her excuse of how embarrassing it is for a 30 year old ape to be throwing a big birthday bash with only her as an attendee will be coronavirus, despite this being a yearly event. I imagine Kai marks off on her calendar on many days until the next one. Same with Christmas since she also gets presents. And probably the same with Gracie's birthday since no one is allowed to have their own special day except Kai.

Didn't she throw a fit because Madd got a gaming system on HIS BIRTHDAY but she got nothing? What the actual fuck?
 
So much second hand embarassment. It's just astounding her family even puts up with it and entertains her whims. Of course this year her excuse of how embarrassing it is for a 30 year old ape to be throwing a big birthday bash with only her as an attendee will be coronavirus, despite this being a yearly event. I imagine Kai marks off on her calendar on many days until the next one. Same with Christmas since she also gets presents. And probably the same with Gracie's birthday since no one is allowed to have their own special day except Kai.
She counts down to her mom's birthday and Gracies' birthday because she'll get presents on those days as well!
Can't have someone else getting gifts if Kailyn's not getting any!
 
She counts down to her mom's birthday and Gracies' birthday because she'll get presents on those days as well!
Can't have someone else getting gifts if Kailyn's not getting any!

The only people that should get presents on others' birthdays are like really young kids, and even then, it's smaller stuff. If I was MWC, I would tell kai to back the fuck off and let gracie have her own special day, and if the tard gives me shit I'd smack her and throw her out and tell her to never return. Rate me MOTI but this pisses me off due to how immature it is.
 
Worst porno ever.
CF9B3792-0D3F-4D38-85E7-F1E422FA9105.png
 
View attachment 1305251

This right here is probably the most upfront I've seen Kai be about not wanting to share things with Gracie. It's a fucking stuffed llama, Kai. You're 30. Let the damn kid play with it. The "I'm sorry you can't read" reads so maliciously.
Wow, what a complete bitch.

"Fuck off about that child, this is a SPECIAL LLAMA because it was a gift for ME, don't even fucking imply that I'd share!"

Enjoying plush toys as an adult (to a limit) is nothing to be ashamed about, but it takes a special kind of cunt to deny her child stuffed animals and hoard them herself. That's what makes Kai Kai a cow and not just run of the mill white trash.
 
View attachment 1305251

This right here is probably the most upfront I've seen Kai be about not wanting to share things with Gracie. It's a fucking stuffed llama, Kai. You're 30. Let the damn kid play with it. The "I'm sorry you can't read" reads so maliciously.

What a cunt.
Especially considering she is admitting she gets toys for her 30th birthday and WON'T share them with her small child.



This is why it's insane her parents keep feeding into her demands.
They deserve every negative from the monster they created.
 
Wow, what a complete bitch.

"Fuck off about that child, this is a SPECIAL LLAMA because it was a gift for ME, don't even fucking imply that I'd share!"

Enjoying plush toys as an adult (to a limit) is nothing to be ashamed about, but it takes a special kind of cunt to deny her child stuffed animals and hoard them herself. That's what makes Kai Kai a cow and not just run of the mill white trash.
I remember the stuffed Hello Kitty a date bought her, and when asked if she was giving it to Gracie, she replied "It's MY Hello Kitty! My date bought it for me!!"
 
What a cunt.
Especially considering she is admitting she gets toys for her 30th birthday and WON'T share them with her small child.



This is why it's insane her parents keep feeding into her demands.
They deserve every negative from the monster they created.

You mean won't share them with her little sister? Because literally that's how she treats Guac. How do you sleep through your own kids birth and then shove it off to your parents to raise? Why do you see the kid as competition? Just... what? Not only is she so incredibly hideous and deformed she could be a final boss from a Silent Hill video game, but she's just as disgusting on the inside as she is on the outside. Not an easy feat when you look like Barney fucked Roz from Monsters Inc.
View attachment 1305251

This right here is probably the most upfront I've seen Kai be about not wanting to share things with Gracie. It's a fucking stuffed llama, Kai. You're 30. Let the damn kid play with it. The "I'm sorry you can't read" reads so maliciously.


"Sorry you can't read" is hilarious coming from a 400lb 30 year old gorilla who can't use punctuation, doesn't know the difference between "there their and they're" or "your and you're" and needs mommy to write her social media posts. Anything not ending with a myriad of exclamation points really makes me suspicious. Her sentences are barely coherent and are about as bland and pointless as her existence.

It's hilarious how messed up Kai is honestly. She has 0 self awareness and still thinks she has actual fans. 15 years in and she hasn't figured out the only people that watch her are her "haydurs". Anyone with any self respect or awareness would've disappeared off the internet long ago but not Kai. She still thinks she's this gorgeous, amazing, dainty ethereal like goddess that everyone is envious of. In reality, she's a super morbidly obese pig that looks like deputy dog only without any of the charm or intelligence who still lives in her childhood bedroom, can't drive, can't even buy an alcoholic drink without parental supervision/permission and sees nothing wrong with neglecting her child and acting like she's still 13.

As for that llama picture - for a second I thought Steven Assanti put all the weight back on and started practicing for Ru Paul's Drag Race. Who looks at that picture and goes "dayum, I look tho thtuneen! Im gonna make everyone tho jealoth with this picture!! :giggle exhale:". Is she using a tripod or did she make one of her indentured servants take that picture for her? The dress is about to rip apart and boomerang into the dusty wall, the bed looks like it's gonna give out at any moment and her arm is as big as my torso. She's even got the arms of an old lady from low muscle tone, no wonder they don't rile her up she'll start a tornado flapping those things around. Then there's the head that completely obscures her neck even from a side profile POV. Not even a double chin (which she has) , but the actual shape of her Papaya-Gourd hybrid is so bloated and oblong it goes down to her cleavage. A CT scan of her head would be absolutely fascinating.

She's gotta look positively bizarre in person. Like someone brought a half melted snowman to life and stuck a rotten gourd on top of it. She's twice as wide as she is tall, her head is so long and wide but lacks any real bone structure, her fupa is knee length and it's absolutely mind boggling how she can even waddle at this point. Look at her tik toks, her gait is just bizarre and im not sure how she doesn't topple over especially with that head.

ETA: I meant "fupa" not "rupa" and I had to change it. I'm obviously exceptional.
 
Last edited:
It continues...


View attachment 1303536







Eta:
I accidentally cut off a boob jiggle at the end.

I know I'm power leveling here, but she should be thankful she has a 'normal' birthdate. Can you imagine the fits she'd have if her birthday were on a holiday & in the hustle & bustle of the season, her parents forgot to get her a birthday cake?

My grandmother told all her grandchildren "Once you hit 21, the presents stop, unless it's a birthday that ends in a zero or a five. I will send you a card every year, maybe some cash, but you're an adult. You don't need gifts."

At Kai's age, her family should be giving her things most adults need/want but don't splurge on for themselves : a nice butcher block, a Roomba, a good set of knives (those of us that can be trusted to use them at 30)...but when you don't live on your own or pay your own bills, you can get a llama that most people would put in a newborn's nursery, I guess.

Yes, I'm mad at the internet, but I've had a glass of sangria and still self-isolating.

EDIT: For clarity because wine.
 
Last edited:
View attachment 1305251

This right here is probably the most upfront I've seen Kai be about not wanting to share things with Gracie. It's a fucking stuffed llama, Kai. You're 30. Let the damn kid play with it. The "I'm sorry you can't read" reads so maliciously.
Jesus Tap-dancing Christ.
 
Back