Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[lolwatagain]

Patton Oswalt could have a very successful career if he just guest starred on various shows, with his character always being violently murdered.

I thought that was Sean Bean's gimmick.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So I just came here to inform you all that Biden has announced his new nickname for Drumpf that will destroy him in every possible way.
President Tweety.
Why can't the Left meme?
Or insult and shitpost for that matter?
Seriously "President Tweety"?
In addition to being hilariously limp-dicked, that more conjures up the image of Trump thinking he saw a Puddy Tat instead of twitter.
When will they learn that you don't try to out shitpost Trump?
It's like arguing with an idiot or wrestling with a pig.
You only get yourself dirty.

It's because they're stuck. Look how hard Pelosi got yelled at by her own side for "fatshaming". It's literally impossible for them to find a good insult/nickname that isn't "problematic" to some group or another.

 

[Yamma Damma]

Prediction:
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Result:
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It makes me giggle like mad knowing this man is fully aware the greatest hit his enemies could take is him wasting as little time as possible on them. I hope you stained your carpet while spitting that wine out, Oswalt.

Dave Bautista Has A Complete Social Media Meltdown Over Donald Trump

The wheels started coming off on Instagram where Dave posted a video of himself sarcastically mocking Trump, his kids, and his supporters.

society-reviews.com

No surprise. This guy was the first and loudest one to go to bat for James Gunn when he got fired for his pedo """jokes""". (Still waiting for his victim(s) to come forward. There was way too much stuff stacked against him to think he's completely clean.) Since that fucker got his job back and more because of his tard raging, I bet Bautista thinks he can do it again but with Trump losing his job. Typical Hollywood actor to wish for lightening to strike twice.

 

[Kiwi Farms Lurker]

OH GEEZ! Not Tom Tomorrow! His "comics" overload my processors and I have a super-computer for a brain.

EDIT2: Damn, Tom, your comic is like every lefty meme compressed into one page of autism. WTF?

Holy shit, this is peak leftist wall of texts. Not only are my eyes hurting from all that text, but the shitty images are lazily cut-and-pasted.

lol that's not how comics work, you cant write a wall of text and just add copy pasted faces here and there to denote who is saying what part of dialog

Credits to @_01.

 

[Socrates]

It makes me giggle like mad knowing this man is fully aware the greatest hit his enemies could take is him wasting as little time as possible on them. I hope you stained your carpet while spitting that wine out, Oswalt.


No surprise. This guy was the first and loudest one to go to bat for James Gunn when he got fired for his pedo """jokes""". (Still waiting for his victim(s) to come forward. There was way too much stuff stacked against him to think he's completely clean.) Since that fucker got his job back and more because of his tard raging, I bet Bautista thinks he can do it again but with Trump losing his job. Typical Hollywood actor to wish for lightening to strike twice.

Stop smoking. It's bad for you.

 

[X Prime]

Is there a reason that Grenell isn't being made actual DNI chair, instead of acting? He is doing some work.

 

[Yamma Damma]

Stop smoking. It's bad for you.

You're right! I shouldn't be smoking this late! I should get some sleep.

 

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Bill Maher: If Biden raped you, shut the fuck up, we NEED TO DEFEAT TRUMP.

Holy. Fuck. It's gone critical. Full on nuclear take.

Is there a reason that Grenell isn't being made actual DNI chair, instead of acting? He is doing some work.

Because the Democrats have refused to allow Trump to appoint anyone in the past 4 years, IIRC. Everything's "temporary appointments." They're actually, with the SCOTUS's help, abusing a loophole to keep congress in session 24x7 to prevent it, too.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

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We live in a nation of perpetual children.

Yet they say Trump's the child

 

[Maamtis]

Pelosi does realise making fun of someone's weight isn't going to go over well with the average American? This is only a win to anyone who suffers from TDS.

 

[thismanlies]

Bill Maher: If Biden raped you, shut the fuck up, we NEED TO DEFEAT TRUMP.

9:18
...Leaves us with a world where Republicans don't care about this stuff so it's just a unilateral weapon that is used only against Democrats.

You mean like those pictures of kids in cages you fuckers were gleefully passing around until someone pointed out "Ah guys? You do realize these were taken in 2014, right?"

If you're crying about Trump's voters swinging a cudgel around, it's because they took it right out of your hands and they're ready to beat the fuck out of you with it.

11:11
She says Biden attacked her and he says he didn't. Those are their positions. How about this for yours? Don't know. Never will. Don't care.

Christine Blassey Ford said Brett Kavanaugh and his frat buddies were lined up in front of bedrooms to rape women they drugged with Roofies. He says he wasn't. Those are their positions. How about this for yours? Don't know. Never will. Don't care.

Try saying this at your job and seeing how long it takes HR to drag your ass out of your cubicle.

14:44
There is so much at stake in this next election. The entire world needs to be put back together like Humpty Dumpty. Why should one person's victimhood trump everyone else's?

I know it's been said before. But it needs to be said again. These people are killing #MeToo to save the ass of someone who's too senile to know what state he's in. These are the kinds of people who'd drag Rosa Parks out of the bus and throw her under it if they thought it'd gain them a smidgen of credibility during an election year.

I don't know what kind of person Trump was in his past life. But I want to live my current life in a way that would ensure the enemies in my next life are a bunch of self-destructive faggots who couldn't pick their assholes from their elbows.

 

[TowinKarz]

It's because they're stuck. Look how hard Pelosi got yelled at by her own side for "fatshaming". It's literally impossible for them to find a good insult/nickname that isn't "problematic" to some group or another.

The fundamental reason why the left can't meme or have any fun - Everything is SUPER SERIOUS and everything is HURTFUL TO SOMEONE, so the only thing allowed is preachy propaganda and comedy is DEAD as an institution, you can't tell a joke without attaching a 40 page addendum specifying every group that is is NOT intended to offend even if it might have by accident....

 

[Shaka Brah]

The fundamental reason why the left can't meme or have any fun - Everything is SUPER SERIOUS and everything is HURTFUL TO SOMEONE, so the only thing allowed is preachy propaganda and comedy is DEAD as an institution, you can't tell a joke without attaching a 40 page addendum specifying every group that is is NOT intended to offend even if it might have by accident....

They drew lines around what white conservatives could and couldn't do to use as a political weapon, but then the lines they drew became codified by institutions that have so much of their own inertia that they can't be controlled.

 

[LightDragonman1]

Man, MSNBC can not let go of Obama (neither can most news places for that matter).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwp0is6CSi4

 

[Jarolleon]

Sometimes I really wonder if that Bors guy is attempting Poe's Law or Black propaganda or something.

EDIT:


OH GEEZ! Not Tom Tomorrow! His "comics" overload my processors and I have a super-computer for a brain.

EDIT2: Damn, Tom, your comic is like every lefty meme compressed into one page of autism. WTF?

A stealth parody of the far-left worldview, showing how absurd their image of what's going on is? A pretty successful Poe if so, given how popular Gotcha Guy is.

Lots of leftists seem unaware that countries like Germany can do stuff like that because they have 15 million people and not 350+ million people. Amusingly they're rather Amerocentric despite hating America.

"Fact Check: Germany has 83 million people, this shows how ignorant you are of the rest of the world"-These people, probably.

More seriously this seeps into nearly all their policy ideas, if a country is doing better by a certain metric in their eyes they demand America copy it. Because to accept that countries can be fundamentally different would imply either racism (if you say it's because the people are different) or environmental determinism (if you say the environment is different). The world has to be the outcome of which ideas prevail among humanity, because otherwise spending their time going after people for wrongthink might not have been such a great idea.

 

[LightDragonman1]

Oh, more fun from TV Tropes calling Trump corrupt and all that jazz, along with also calling Trump unhealthy and the like (haven't done this in a while).

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13103447000A18674100&page=12585

"Considering how he only eats junkfood, (out of fear for getting poisoned by the chefs and the idea that other people's hands has touched the food beforehand), I wouldn't be surprised if he's incapable of actually running at this point..."

" Even Fox News is calling out Trump for trying an untested drug that could pose a hazard to certain groups of people (all but implying that this includes Trump)."

"To the tune of Tradition:

A Global Pandemic. Sounds like some fictional Steven Soderbergh Bull— from 2011. Believe it or not, it’s a real thing.

People are suffering; millions are out of work; the economy has evaporated; and worst of all, I haven’t had a haircut in two months.

How does a unprepared reality tv star pretending to be the president deal with such an unprecedented crisis? I can tell you in one word:

Distractio-oon, distraction!"

"Much ado has been made of Trump's hyperstable approval ratings but it turns out that House races are also super stable with a Democratic edge - that is also larger than the partisan tilt of the tipping point seat (i.e it is larger than the Republican bias of the electoral map)."

 

[Maamtis]

Just got a Reddit notification from r/worldnews about Trump apparently owing billions in state funds to China. Funnily enough I am not a member of that particular sub and have never gotten any notifications about subs I'm not a member of. Funny that...

It makes me giggle like mad knowing this man is fully aware the greatest hit his enemies could take is him wasting as little time as possible on them. I hope you stained your carpet while spitting that wine out, Oswalt.


No surprise. This guy was the first and loudest one to go to bat for James Gunn when he got fired for his pedo """jokes""". (Still waiting for his victim(s) to come forward. There was way too much stuff stacked against him to think he's completely clean.) Since that fucker got his job back and more because of his tard raging, I bet Bautista thinks he can do it again but with Trump losing his job. Typical Hollywood actor to wish for lightening to strike twice.

Bautista is a fucking douchebag. After he got backlash for tweeting his disbelief WWE put the title on Daniel Bryan (who has since dwarfed his popularity in the industry) he challenged people to "fite me IRL!" by listing address the gym he worked out at and told them to come see him there.

 

[Iron Hamster]

" Even Fox News is calling out Trump for trying an untested drug that could pose a hazard to certain groups of people (all but implying that this includes Trump)."

They all keep ignoring the sentence right before Trump admits taking it. That all the front line workers are taking it too.

 

[Jarolleon]

The imaginary Trump that exists only in leftist minds is a real odd duck. Completely unhinged, a total tyrant, but also a complete idiot who doesn't do anything but golf.

Epistemic Closure is a hell of a drug.

"Drumpf is a fat mean Republican stereotype, fat mean Republican stereotypes act like this, therefore I know Drumpf will act like this. How am I not winning?". That kind of epistemic closure?

 

[samuraicrack]

So any thoughts about Trump and his administration not following/looking to the NSC’s pandemic guidelines that Obama apparently laid out?