Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

Zach's bordering-on-disability levels of intelligence and immature obsessive compulsion to be angry at everything all the time have really set him up to lose his sanity over this virus.

Basically everyone - including those in his camp - now understand that this thing wasn't as big of a deal as we all thought it was going to be. We handled it. No one was left without ventilators or beds. Hospitals weren't overrun. The streets aren't filled with corpses. Unless you got cancer or are a million years old, your chances of dying are practically zero. Our brilliant little mathematician could've already had it without even knowing.

Zach's done something remarkably stupid, even by his standards: He used his pedestrian grasp of statistics to hypnotize himself into believing that he's avoiding some sort of airborn super AIDS from outer space that can melt through steel and phase through walls, while bored nursing staffs are on TikTok shaking their asses to elaborate dance routines in empty hospitals.

But of course he'll go ass-to-mouth on his horse dildos, because the fetish gives him number blindness to the fact that dysentery kills far more people than this virus :story:
 
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If Zach wants to really feel how bad the virus is he should move to my coutnry where people are dropping dead, of course.

He can join to our leftists who are chanting how our president is diong everything fine and we're all bad people for dying when he specifically told us to not die, duh.
 
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Zack knows a good thing when he sees it. Heather is a weapons grade hypochondriac, SHE's the one who fears the virus. Zack, on the other hand, has a chance to be a kept man forever and he's running with it. As long as he keeps Heather stoked about the danger outside the door, he'll never have to worry about her bugging him to get a job. He could stay for years with his toys in a blanket fort in the living room and she'll beam at how safe and smart he is.

Zack's an asshole, but Heather is flat out nuts. She hates everybody, yet adores her Zack. He is her only purpose in life.

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That fits in with what made Zack a passable twink when he was much younger and much much thinner. His body didn't change much during puberty. It's not so much that he was a late bloomer as that he never really went through much of a male puberty at all. That's why he's short with narrow shoulders and a small penis. The doctors were right to want to put him on test in his teens. It's obvious his hormones have been misfiring his entire life.
 
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He looked slimmer then than Jazz. I guess genetics also have a lot to play here. Penny too.
 
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Ok, putting aside the degeneracy, Penny's porn was more artsy and something that any fetishist would gladly pay for if they wanted some affordable indie content.
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I can't really judge the relative attractiveness of troons to people who are into that kind of thing, but Zach is outright repulsive. Penny at least is not that.
 
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No sane parent would eat a bug to prove a kid they're harmless. Especially a mother. Touch them, maybe. But not encourage them to eat them.

With Zach eating bugs and the other crazy fucker who thinks he's a deer eating grass, I don't know why people keep insisting they're "experts". They're literally dirt-eating autists.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
No sane parent would eat a bug to prove a kid they're harmless. Especially a mother. Touch them, maybe. But not encourage them to eat them.

With Zach eating bugs and the other crazy fucker who thinks he's a deer eating grass, I don't know why people keep insisting they're "experts". They're literally eating-dirt autists.
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I'm sure Zach had to struggle with every fiber of his being to not start jamming roaches up his ass in front of the kids.
 
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