Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Never Scored]

Dax is co-founder and VP of a SEO firm. Between this and TDS, it’s not unreasonable to think he makes over $500k per year. However he gets a lot of paypigs who are loyal followers so he spends a few hours a month to make $23k a month. TDS is extremely easy money and this is likely how he can pull in many of these newsbabes and thots like JLH: in a shallow hellhole like LA, half a million a year is just enough to start attracting groupies but not enough to have an actual mansion. It’s why I’m not terribly sympathetic towards JLH or ModernMedusa’s sob stories.

I don't know. Maybe his firm is successful. I've dealt with enough bullshit consulting firms run by people who barely know what they're doing that basically barely exist on paper and have only had a handful of clients over decades of existence, my default reaction when someone says they own their own consulting firm is press x to doubt, especially on the internet. Anything to do with construction safety or marketing is a double red flag. Maybe his company does five million dollars worth of work a year. Who knows?

 

[porsalin5]

Dax is co-founder and VP of a SEO firm. Between this and TDS, it’s not unreasonable to think he makes over $500k per year. However he gets a lot of paypigs who are loyal followers so he spends a few hours a month to make $23k a month. TDS is extremely easy money and this is likely how he can pull in many of these newsbabes and thots like JLH: in a shallow hellhole like LA, half a million a year is just enough to start attracting groupies but not enough to have an actual mansion. It’s why I’m not terribly sympathetic towards JLH or ModernMedusa’s sob stories.

Lol, he owns an SEO firm and he couldn't even keep his premium content out of a google "site:" query. His clients must be even more retarded than he is.

 

[AnOminous]

Fingers didn't work so he sent 80's girl to the chemist for some ipecac only to be told that they basically didn't sell that anymore and hadn't for years, and when asked why she wanted it she pussied out of saying "my degenerate 40 year old boyfriend wants to throw up the acid he just took so he can interview a pedophilic attention whore while somewhat sober" and instead left.

That's an astoundingly terrible idea. In fact they no longer sell it for that reason and know enough to ask you why you're buying it because if you're buying it for that reason, you're stupid. They want to make sure you're not poisoned and dying and dumbly trying to use ipecac, which doesn't help anyway. It certainly wouldn't by the time he would have gotten it. Also I can't imagine a better recipe for a really shitty trip than also being incredibly nauseated.

Tldr Dick isn’t used to being laughed at and responds badly bc he’s not grown up past a very immature early 20 and it’s legitimately depressing.

He'll get over it. At least if he's not a lolcow. I guess the jury is out on that.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Jesus dick why are we getting under your skin so much?

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Lmao I'm not even criticizing drug use or drinking in that post, he's either playing this up for attention at this point or swallowed too much acid on his last trip

That's another weird thing about Dick. Most of his audience seems to be even more autistic and incel-y than the people who call into the Killstream or The Daily Shoah. For a chad cult leader, he's not doing a very good job at being a wingman to his incel listeners. Then again if he was they'd leave the cult and start a family.

To maximize his revenue they need to stay incel paypiggies who never grow up.

Dick fans remind me of "people" like this:

 

[Sped Xing]

Most of the audience in the early days was 30somethings who thought Maddox was funny when they were 14.

I can't blame Dick for focusing on the young autismos. They spend more.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Dick fans remind me of "people" like this:

I don't really understand why anyone would be a paypiggy to an e-celeb, to be honest. There are so many better ways to spend your money. Giving it to someone like Dick or Ralph is just as bad as giving it to a homeless junkie.

 

[Simulacrum]

I don't really understand why anyone would be a paypiggy to an e-celeb, to be honest. There are so many better ways to spend your money. Giving it to someone like Dick or Ralph is just as bad as giving it to a homeless junkie.

I guess there's many who pays to get products like paywalled contents but most seem to give money to feel part of a group. They even give themselves gay names like the dickheads, poki squad or sweety squad. All that to have internet friends and recognition. It's pretty sad really.

 

[Bloat Supremacist]

>ywn get the "Ralph interviews Onision while Dick Masterson alternates between forceful vomiting and deranged babbling about the nature of reality" stream
why couldn't they just sell him the ipecac

 

[KateHikes14]

I guess there's many who pays to get products like paywalled contents but most seem to give money to feel part of a group. They even give themselves gay names like the dickheads, poki squad or sweety squad. All that to have internet friends and recognition. It's pretty sad really.

Wanting to be part of a group makes sense, I don't get how the being a paypiggie part feeds in. Why does squandering your money on someone who doesnt care about you in the slightest make you a part of the group?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

For someone who was in high school in the 1990s Herrara seems very old. Ipecac is something your grandparents would have used and his 'Two chicks at once in my mansion' schtick is the sort of thing Biff from Back To The Future would rave about.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

For someone who was in high school in the 1990s Herrara seems very old. Ipecac is something your grandparents would have used and his 'Two chicks at once in my mansion' schtick is the sort of thing Biff from Back To The Future would rave about.

Reminder that 1990 was 30 years ago

 

[Pissmaster]

For someone who was in high school in the 1990s Herrara seems very old. Ipecac is something your grandparents would have used and his 'Two chicks at once in my mansion' schtick is the sort of thing Biff from Back To The Future would rave about.

Ipecac's known in modern culture because it was a joke on Family Guy where everyone started puking everywhere.

 

[AnOminous]

Ipecac's known in modern culture because it was a joke on Family Guy where everyone started puking everywhere.

It's mainly now used by anorexics and bulimics. Heart valve damage from ipecac is speculated to be what killed Karen Carpenter.

 

[Sped Xing]

I guess from context that means Dax hasn't succeeded in making Marie bullimic.

Dick must be disappointed.

 

[Popper Whiting]

It's mainly now used by anorexics and bulimics. Heart valve damage from ipecac is speculated to be what killed Karen Carpenter.

Speaking of Karen, that is apparently what we are now. I've never felt so burnt.

https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1263225142219378689

https://archive.md/egTYn

 

[Simulacrum]

Speaking of Karen, that is apparently what we are now. I've never felt so burnt.
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https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1263225142219378689

https://archive.md/egTYn

I'll be honest. It hurts bro.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Speaking of Karen, that is apparently what we are now. I've never felt so burnt.
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https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1263225142219378689

https://archive.md/egTYn

Can we put out a tracker on the next stale meme insult that self-professed comedian Dax Herrera will go on to use as a crutch with no irony whatsoever. Even PewDiePie is more self-aware and less embarrassing when it comes to this.

 

[Sped Xing]

"Karen Farms" is the new "Dick Warts."

 

[Never Scored]

Speaking of Karen, that is apparently what we are now. I've never felt so burnt.
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https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1263225142219378689

https://archive.md/egTYn

This post is dedicated to The Dick Show, or The Angry Cousin It Infertility Hour as some people call it, the TMZ for autists.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Please Dick you're embarrassing yourself. Have you no shame sir?