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This Local Brand Is Making Cuomo, Newsom, and Fauci Underpants

Pandemic fandom just reached the panty stage

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This Local Brand Is Selling Cuomo, Newsom, and Fauci Panties

archived 20 May 2020 06:35:33 UTC

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During the pandemic, several high-profile figures have become unlikely sex symbols, thanks to their valiant efforts to keep us all from dying painful, lonely deaths in the ICU and, to some degree, our rampant, isolation-induced quarantine hornies. Now, fans can wear their devotion on their pubic mounds.
L.A.-based clothing brand Canava is honoring New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, California Governor Gavin Newsom, and romance novel hero and heart-throbby disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci with a line of women’s underpants emblazoned with their names.

The limited-edition line kicked off in late April with the Cuomo briefs and bikinis, which apparently led to demand for Newsom and Fauci versions. Canava prides itself on being a carbon-neutral, woman-owned, sustainable operation, so naturally, the virus hunks line is for a good cause.
“When you buy any of these limited edition products,” the brand—which also sells pajamas, robes, and other leisure wear—says in a press release, “we will be matching your purchase…with an equal product donation to healthcare workers in NYC (Cuomo and Fauci) or California (Newsom). We really want them to be able to rest, recharge, and relax as much as possible when they get home.”
Can’t decide on a pair? Supporting California healthcare workers is a no-brainer, but consider the Cuomo drawers do double duty if CNN anchor Chris is the object of your pandemic affections.

The designers behind an L.A.-based clothing retailer are celebrating some of the people who “impressed” them during the coronavirus pandemic — by placing their names front-and-center on some underwear.


Canava, which describes itself as a “profit-for-purpose brand,” has released a line of limited-edition underpants featuring the names of Governors Andrew Cuomo (D-N.Y.) and Gavin Newsom (D-Calif.), as well as leading immunologist and doughnut legend Dr. Anthony Fauci, the latter of whom is currently on the president’s coronavirus task force.

“We are living in unlikely times, and we heard you loud and clear that you wanted to show their ‘appreciation’ with more than a thank you,” wrote Canava in its product description for Fauci bikini briefs. The brand is also advertising Cuomo-emblazoned lower-cut undies (described as being perfect for anyone “thirsty” for the New York governor) as well as Newsom hipster briefs (for those “loving on” the California governor).

 

[pwnest injun]

They should make some Xi Jinping panties to complete the set.

 

[Volvo240]

Congrats gentlemen, we have found the solution to rape

 

[Return of the Freaker]

0/10 no pantsu for Big Gretch

 

[Hextot]

I first really noticed this with Mueller from ‘17-‘19, but there’s definitely this bizarre tendency with leftists to just jump quickly and headfirst into full-blown deification and worship of random politicians or state figures with just the lightest prompting. Not saying no one on the right does this, but it seems like way more people on the left do so with way less incentive. Remember “In Mueller We Trust” bumper stickers?

 

[melty]

I first really noticed this with Mueller from ‘17-‘19, but there’s definitely this bizarre tendency with leftists to just jump quickly and headfirst into full-blown deification and worship of random politicians or state figures with just the lightest prompting. Not saying no one on the right does this, but it seems like way more people on the left do so with way less incentive. Remember “In Mueller We Trust” bumper stickers?

This is going to age as poorly as that. Not sure how, but I'm certain of it.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

I first really noticed this with Mueller from ‘17-‘19, but there’s definitely this bizarre tendency with leftists to just jump quickly and headfirst into full-blown deification and worship of random politicians or state figures with just the lightest prompting. Not saying no one on the right does this, but it seems like way more people on the left do so with way less incentive. Remember “In Mueller We Trust” bumper stickers?

I see this in my Twitter trolling local to my area (LA) with Garcetti supporters. Leftists latch onto the weakest of the weak, most unlikeable politicians at the drop of the hat as if they're the Messiah and get extremely angry if you point out how big of losers their idols are, more-so than if you were talking shit about Hillary or Biden.

 

[raspberry mocha]

You could wear the panties as masks, too.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I'm disappointed. I expected them to have the faces on the panties at least. Just having the name is lame. And who in the hell thinks Fauci, Newsom, and Cuomo are sex symbols? Eww. The thought of sex with any of them is vomit inducing. I think either covid is causing brain damage or the quarantine is melting people's brains.

 

[Positron]

I see alot of homosexual men buying the " Cuomo " ones.

"Cuomo" means "cum for two orifices".

 

[Pissmaster]

I put more effort into my daily avatar photoshop than these idiots put into those designs

It's literally just fonts, what the fuck

 

[Grumpy]

I first really noticed this with Mueller from ‘17-‘19, but there’s definitely this bizarre tendency with leftists to just jump quickly and headfirst into full-blown deification and worship of random politicians or state figures with just the lightest prompting. Not saying no one on the right does this, but it seems like way more people on the left do so with way less incentive. Remember “In Mueller We Trust” bumper stickers?

Secularism at its finest. There's a reason you see people spitting "deplorables" and "demonrats" at each other and idolizing their leadership. Nothing motivates action like a holy war.