Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Carl is going to start a business and employ people! Can we get a Farms double agent inside the Kekistani White House?

7:15 - Carl has begun preparing an outline for his future book, which will no doubt be titled How to Lose Friends by Not Raping People

8:20 - Carl is closing down his YouTube channels! I bet this announcement is because of Joe Rogan. ...Yes, literally after I typed that he references Joe by name.

9:45 - Carl is NOT asking for money for this you guys. But he might crowd fund for it in the future.

11:10 - Carl is going to start a podcast with this company. A daily podcast where he wants to be the British Tim Pool. Imagine looking at Tim Pool and aspiring to be a knock off of that.

12:30 - He is going to abandon the Sargon brand.

14:30 - Comrade Sargon says it's not his channel. It's our channel.

16:30 - He wants to do intellectually stimulating hour long documentaries in the future.

17:30 - Starts talking to the chat. Immediately someone tells him to keep his Sargon brand and he doubles down, saying he's not going to.

18:45 - Confirms he IS going to crowd fund after he gets off the ground to try and expand to a full team. That worked out real well with the Young Turks.

20:50 - Carl states that his business is already registered and that he is getting legal advice (presumably on how to properly set this thing up)

Ugh. Alright I did it for 23 minutes. I can't tolerate more of this guy and his boring voice than that.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:

Carl is going to start a business and employ people! Can we get a Farms double agent inside the Kekistani White House?
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Virgin vs Chad memes have been dead for ages. Just let them rest in peace and stop digging up their corpses to try and pretend you're down wiv da yoof you fucking boomer.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:

Carl is going to start a business and employ people! Can we get a Farms double agent inside the Kekistani White House?

7:15 - Carl has begun preparing an outline for his future book, which will no doubt be titled How to Lose Friends by Not Raping People

8:20 - Carl is closing down his YouTube channels! I bet this announcement is because of Joe Rogan. ...Yes, literally after I typed that he references Joe by name.

9:45 - Carl is NOT asking for money for this you guys. But he might crowd fund for it in the future.

11:10 - Carl is going to start a podcast with this company. A daily podcast where he wants to be the British Tim Pool. Imagine looking at Tim Pool and aspiring to be a knock off of that.

12:30 - He is going to abandon the Sargon brand.

14:30 - Comrade Sargon says it's not his channel. It's our channel.

16:30 - He wants to do intellectually stimulating hour long documentaries in the future.

17:30 - Starts talking to the chat. Immediately someone tells him to keep his Sargon brand and he doubles down, saying he's not going to.

18:45 - Confirms he IS going to crowd fund after he gets off the ground to try and expand to a full team. That worked out real well with the Young Turks.

20:50 - Carl states that his business is already registered and that he is getting legal advice (presumably on how to properly set this thing up)

Ugh. Alright I did it for 23 minutes. I can't tolerate more of this guy and his boring voice than that.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

First, abandoning your only branding as Sargon, which is the primary way people know you is fucking dumb. You’ll have to lean in on Carl Benjamin as a brand, and that brand is literally associated with rape.

At least with Sargon you might have more to work with, otherwise its just that disastrous UKIP run to your name.

Second, the only thing you’re halfway decent at is youtube videos. You’re not a writer, you’re not an intellectual, you’re not some savvy media operator (like Bannon), you’re just some ponce who lucked into youtube success.

Third, in order to have the media presence you want you’ll need backing. And you’ll need way more connections than you have now. We’re talking actually millionaire and billionaire funding like Breitbart had, and your rape shit is not a fucking draw. At least not for any halfway sane investor. Crowd funding wont be enough.

Fourth, I saw how panicked you were when Akkad Daily got demonetized. You and your family could subsist on Sub Star money just fine, but you run into issues without Ad revenue because you can’t keep on your staff with Sub Star money only. So instead of letting your people go, living more modestly, and having a more sustainable public profile you decided to gamble it all on a fucking news website.

You are actually going to threaten your family’s livelihood more so than you have before because of your ego shit.
 
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BlancoMailo said:
For reference, he's still making $16,749 per month off of substar alone. How in the hell can someone with a nuclear family not live off of that? Are we about to find out Carl is Phil's archnemesis in WWE Champions or something?
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He can do just fine on that, its that he’ll lose his staff if thats all he has to work with.

Although if he is blowing his money, we all know what its on.
 
Don't Tread on Me said:

Carl is going to start a business and employ people! Can we get a Farms double agent inside the Kekistani White House?

7:15 - Carl has begun preparing an outline for his future book, which will no doubt be titled How to Lose Friends by Not Raping People

8:20 - Carl is closing down his YouTube channels! I bet this announcement is because of Joe Rogan. ...Yes, literally after I typed that he references Joe by name.

9:45 - Carl is NOT asking for money for this you guys. But he might crowd fund for it in the future.

11:10 - Carl is going to start a podcast with this company. A daily podcast where he wants to be the British Tim Pool. Imagine looking at Tim Pool and aspiring to be a knock off of that.

12:30 - He is going to abandon the Sargon brand.

14:30 - Comrade Sargon says it's not his channel. It's our channel.

16:30 - He wants to do intellectually stimulating hour long documentaries in the future.

17:30 - Starts talking to the chat. Immediately someone tells him to keep his Sargon brand and he doubles down, saying he's not going to.

18:45 - Confirms he IS going to crowd fund after he gets off the ground to try and expand to a full team. That worked out real well with the Young Turks.

20:50 - Carl states that his business is already registered and that he is getting legal advice (presumably on how to properly set this thing up)

Ugh. Alright I did it for 23 minutes. I can't tolerate more of this guy and his boring voice than that.
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Makes me think of the Nostalgia Critic trying to run away from his persona. Wish you better luck Carl.
 
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Wow, he looks really bad.
The sound accompanying the superchats popping up is pretty aggravating, but here are some more timestamps for the rest of the video:

31:55 - "...I think it might be that it's not just harm we need to think about. There could be a concern for sacredness that we might be concerned about."

37:10 - "There's a video about the Doom Guy that I want to do..."
God help us.

55:12 -
...there is a responsibility of the government from the perspective of the citizen to protect the value of their citizenship, because every new person who comes into the country dilutes the value of my citizenship, the value of my vote, and I don't see why I should be subjected to that.
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By that logic, people who are born there also dilute the value of his citizenship.

57:25 - "Gamer Mentality"

1:00:43 - Apparently Arch's Vampire the Masquerade campaign has them playing as Nazi vampires.

1:04:08 - Reminiscing about GamerGate.

1:15:52 - Nick Fuentes comes up, Sargon points out that he doesn't know what Nick's opinions are "because I think a lot of it's layered in shock humor."

1:20:39 - Kid on stream. Sargon invites him to come say hi.
1:21:40 - "I feel sorry for the childless leftless childless leftist millennials who don't have kids."
Is that kid even his?
 
So I guess we can add "Sargon's brand" to the list of doors he's knocked on, and now he's knock knock knockin' on audio podcasts. Is Carl cancerous enough to kill a format that's been around since talk radio? Maybe not, but who among us, just a few years back, would've thought him capable of destroying a once-influential political party with his caustic personality alone?

So he wants to be Joe Rogan? Well... good luck. See, Rogan's got two things going for him that Carl doesn't: charisma and great guests. Rogan did stand up for years, did the fighting announcement thing, and hosted Fear Factor before doing his podcast. This, in addition to being a decent list of accomplishments, built up his ability to present. Carl's done... what? Other than failing at literally everything he's attempted, I mean.

Then there's Rogan's guests. I know there's plenty of people (myself included) who watch clips, or even whole podcasts, based SOLELY on the guest. Who's Carl gonna bring on? "Welcome to The Sunday Soyfather, here with my guest ShortFatOtaku. Tune in next week for Louis Le Vau, and don't forget to ring that bell" aint gonna have the same draw as Rogan.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:

Carl is going to start a business and employ people! Can we get a Farms double agent inside the Kekistani White House?

7:15 - Carl has begun preparing an outline for his future book, which will no doubt be titled How to Lose Friends by Not Raping People

8:20 - Carl is closing down his YouTube channels! I bet this announcement is because of Joe Rogan. ...Yes, literally after I typed that he references Joe by name.

9:45 - Carl is NOT asking for money for this you guys. But he might crowd fund for it in the future.

11:10 - Carl is going to start a podcast with this company. A daily podcast where he wants to be the British Tim Pool. Imagine looking at Tim Pool and aspiring to be a knock off of that.

12:30 - He is going to abandon the Sargon brand.

14:30 - Comrade Sargon says it's not his channel. It's our channel.

16:30 - He wants to do intellectually stimulating hour long documentaries in the future.

17:30 - Starts talking to the chat. Immediately someone tells him to keep his Sargon brand and he doubles down, saying he's not going to.

18:45 - Confirms he IS going to crowd fund after he gets off the ground to try and expand to a full team. That worked out real well with the Young Turks.

20:50 - Carl states that his business is already registered and that he is getting legal advice (presumably on how to properly set this thing up)

Ugh. Alright I did it for 23 minutes. I can't tolerate more of this guy and his boring voice than that.
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So basically this will be the business podcaster version of his political campaign, I can't wait. Can't wait for rousing commentary on such topics as child fucking, not raping, and being an arrogant limey redcoat douche canoe. What could possibly go wrong.
 
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They say in order to be a good writer you must read far more than you write. Carl is not very good at reading.

I suspect that he is thinking he can do a Dave Rubin thing and shart out "The secret, for conservatives" or some such. I know books like that play well in America where there is a big appetite for culture war signifiers but I somehow doubt the UK will be as welcoming.

Taking down his channel would be a monumental mistake and probably his death knell. It would mean peeling off another layer of his hipster welfare. But who knows maybe he can stick the landing. I doubt it though.
I wonder if he will actualy go through with it or will he see sense and hold on to the last thing that can possibly provide a sort of future for him
 
I haven't watched anything with Tim Pool for a year or so, but what exactly does it mean to be British Tim Pool? Isn't Tim in last couple of years just sitting in front of camera and providing his thoughts on the news? Hows that different from something like this week in stupid that Sargon did for ages?
 
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Well, today marks exactly 1 year since the 23rd May 2019, and the UK European Parliament Elections (Blessed Day). In the interest of fairness though, they didn't count the ballots until 26th May, so that all EU countries could get their results simultaneously.
The funny thing is Sargon thought he was being profound by emulating Trump's brash rhetoric. What he didn't get is the public voted for Trump because he had popular policies. Sargon just got drunk on stream and waxed lyrical about raping an MP, and then got mad about it when questioned.

I'd suggest everybody go back and re-live those memories, starting around Page 866 (Blessed Page) because not only is it funny as fuck seeing every prediction this forum made come to fruition, posters predicted with prophetic accuracy what then happened next--Sargon saying it was all a prank to assist Farage's Brexit Party, UKIP basically packing up their shit and dying as a party officially, and so on.

If I were as Machiavellian a figure as Carl is, I would hope my pitch to shape public discourse didn't involve sacrificing my public image as collateral. Seriously, Western Civilization isn't worth saving if it means being known as the Rape Guy and having strangers throw raw fish and dairy products at me on the street. It isn't a fair trade-off.

I thought Carl had some 20 year roadmap for all this. It's been a year and the biggest development has been trying to get Trump to tweet out Gamergate...
 
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Carl Benjamin is not destroyed yet in Google Search at least. The n-word and misogyny articles are damaging from the point of view of a normal person but it's not as bad as you could expect it to be. Also look at that height google search suggestion, life must be rough as a manlet.
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The text size on that chad meme he made is fucking my eyes up. Shit feels like one of those "fixed memes" where they jam words in and decrease the size to fit the text bubbles.
 
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Carl Benjamin is not destroyed yet in Google Search at least. The n-word and misogyny articles are damaging from the point of view of a normal person but it's not as bad as you could expect it to be. Also look at that height google search suggestion, life must be rough as a manlet.
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It kind of doesn’t matter what the google results show, journos and fuckers like us (I disavow) are going to be putting out all the dirt they can to fuck with him.

The point would be to damage any potential advertisement or faith in investors.
 
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