Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Toast Sandwich]

Off topic to the rest of my post, but I realize now that my Al Bundy comparison was kind of shitty, because even Al fucking Bundy managed to get married and have kids, as pathetic as he was.

Al Bundy was a true chad. A man who would always choose the joy of insulting and demeaning a woman to her face over having to supplicate himself to her for sex. A man who had to constantly fend off the impulses of his hot wife. A man who always had exactly as much sex as he wanted, and not only as much as he could scramble to find. Al Bundy would have rather died than put himself through saying what was in those texts.

 

[Sped Xing]

5081 sq ft, 5 beds, 3 full baths, on 15.92 acres in the hills just outside San Antonio, Texas, and honestly timewise closer to downtown and all its associated fun than Dick's man-shun in LA is to anything interesting?

That will be Two Grand less than your current house.

Not that I want more califags to move here, but it's difficult to understand why anyone who can afford to leave doesn't.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Not that I want more califags to move here, but it's difficult to understand why anyone who can afford to leave doesn't.

Particularly as it's clear Dick has been ostracized in LA. He's not going to be doing any schmoozing and networking there and he won't be get getting invited to anything. Dickie boy is considered 'toxic' by the in-crowd. In which case why not move somewhere where people are more based, there's much less crime and no shit on the streets and you can afford an actual mansion. And rural Texas isn't in perma-lockdown, unlike LA. He could even do a cowboy themed show, like Maddox.

He's already got big ass truck, which would be much more appropriate for rural Texas than LA's hellstreets where he's probably considered a hillbilly because he doesn't have a high-end Tesla with a Bernie 2020 sticker in the back.

 

[变性黑鬼]

didn't he refer to JLH as 'the woman who said I had a small cock'?

No he said "Jamie who I had a small cock" because he was sloppy drunk and I wish PPP had kept drilling him about it lol

It makes sense that someone who calls himself Dick Masterson and brags about being an alpha chad who fucks two women at the same time has a micropenis tbh. Classic overcompensation. He'll probably troon out when 80s girl finally leaves him. You can definitely see him embracing his feminine side in his text messages.

Maybe I'm missing the joke again but Dick's point is that you cannot take a scorned woman's word on anything because part of Scorned_Woman.exe is

1: Lie about your penis

2: Say you can't get girls

 

[Sped Xing]

I've never known a woman to tell me any of her exes was hung.


About the actual mansion-- I wasn't being cheeky. I could have looked up 600 acres of desolate desert, or a mansion somewhere far from civilization. Boerne is on the outskirts of the best large city in Texas. 45 minute drive to the center of the city. It's a fair comparison.

And what's more, it's named after a libertarian Chosenite!

 

[Unog]

Maybe I'm missing the joke again but Dick's point is that you cannot take a scorned woman's word on anything because part of Scorned_Woman.exe is

1: Lie about your penis

2: Say you can't get girls

The problem with that is that you can't take his word on anything either.

 

[MemeGrey]

at the same time has a micropenis tbh.

This is gay, you guys know Dicks been antagonizing women for the last 30 years and that they all end up saying "you have a small dick" I'm pretty sure he's immune to it at this point.

Also house hunting for him? Talking about the level of traffic on his "commute", you gonna file his taxes next?

He's reverted to his hugboxes and is obsessively watching the thread, probably close to a meltdown and you're fumbling the ball at the 1 yard line.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

He's reverted to his hugboxes and is obsessively watching the thread, probably close to a meltdown and you're fumbling the ball at the 1 yard line.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzing

Fuzzing or fuzz testing is an automated software testing technique that involves providing invalid, unexpected, or random data as inputs to a computer program. The program is then monitored for exceptions such as crashes, failing built-in code assertions, or potential memory leaks.

 

[Sped Xing]

This is gay,

Also house hunting for him? Talking about the level of traffic on his "commute", you gonna file his taxes next?

He's reverted to his hugboxes and is obsessively watching the thread, probably close to a meltdown and you're fumbling the ball at the 1 yard line.

What ball? This isn't the anti-Dick crusade. He's digging his own hole and needs no help from us.

And I can't file his taxes; he won't release his W-9s!

 

[Leominster]

Maybe I'm missing the joke again but Dick's point is that you cannot take a scorned woman's word on anything because part of Scorned_Woman.exe is

1: Lie about your penis

2: Say you can't get girls

Aren't those the same things Dick said to PPP?

 

[Never Scored]

I have to say, I'm impressed that Dick has 0.16 acres in LA. I don't picture people in LA have decent sized yards. His yard probably goes back a good 100-150 feet from his house.

Lol at calling it a mansion though. My house is about the same size. That's an averaged sized house in the suburbs built in the 70s or 80s.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I'm starting to think maybe Maddox might not of been as bad of a guy as we thought with the break up and ending the show over Mad-Dax dating 80's Marie. Not saying he's a good guy, no way you look like a good person pulling that shit after the show ended... but here is what we know about Marie Valenzuela:
>Marie Valenzuela acts like a dramatic lunatic and this is confirmed in the JLH Texts. George alluded to something along the lines that she might be trying to fuck his friends to spite him, which would still be dumb to get mad over as it encourages the poor behavior.
>Marie Valenzuela is a drug addict. George in the wauterboi leaks says she has a DUI and Mad-Dax confirmed in the early episode of his show where 80's Girl nickname is given to Marie Valenzuela partially for being glamorous like and 80's girl, and partially because he scored her drugs becuase she was really desperate to do coke before the Guns&Roses concert.
>Marie Valenzuela will sexually degrade herself so people don't leave her
>Marie Valenzuela does crazy sneaky shit like recording people behind their back (again confirmed in JLH texts)

I think that Maddox was trying to get a thrupple, sure. As I said, he's not a good person in this either. But I think Maddox knew that Dax Herrera loves to feed drug addicts drugs to keep them around and treat them as emotional punching bags to have fun with and lash out at them if he doesn't get what he wants. I actually think Maddox might not of wanted to see Marie Valenzuela not end up in a relationship where she relapses into drug abuse and is made to feel worthless all the time.

Also Dax buddy? Karren farms? Buddy, you should go sign back up for some UBC classes and learn to be funny again so you don't have to rely on the drama of middle aged men to keep your empire a float.... OH WAIT! Hey Dick, what happened to the twitch videos you had online talking about how but hurt and sad you were no one at UCB wanted to be your fwend? You know the ones where you played Mortal Kombat X?

Wonder why? Probably only because "muh politikz" right? Also interesting thing about the HulaGirl86 stuff, I found a bunch of deleted usernames tied to that. However no way to confirm if its her and honestly Hula Girl 86 isn't exactly a super original screen name, and there were some accounts under that screen name I found that were clearly other another person. JLH confirmed HulaGirl rumor, but take with a grain of salt. What is most suspicious is how many of these accounts got scrubbed. If I could get more info on where she was a cam whore I may be able to get an archive video....

 

[Comfyman]

His yard probably goes back a good 100-150 feet from his house.

Not that hard when your house is a 500 square feet crack shack

 

[MemeGrey]

WAH WAH WAH

cry more faggot

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

“Maddax” is a pretty good nickname for Dick.

 

[2021Murder]

I have to say, I'm impressed that Dick has 0.16 acres in LA. I don't picture people in LA have decent sized yards. His yard probably goes back a good 100-150 feet from his house.

Lol at calling it a mansion though. My house is about the same size. That's an averaged sized house in the suburbs built in the 70s or 80s.

Just to clear up all the "his house is actually really nice" rumors. Did you all know Friday was shot in South Central?

Look at the houses there, thats what the worst parts of the city look like. So if thats the bottom, that should give you a perspective on how meh his house is. Ice Cube has a nice looking yard in that film. and he never left his fucking porch

 

[big ups liquid richard]

5081 sq ft, 5 beds, 3 full baths, on 15.92 acres in the hills just outside San Antonio, Texas, and honestly timewise closer to downtown and all its associated fun than Dick's man-shun in LA is to anything interesting?

That will be Two Grand less than your current house.

Not that I want more califags to move here, but it's difficult to understand why anyone who can afford to leave doesn't.

I don't think its that big of a mystery. He wants to be closer to his family, and long time friends and see them more often. He probably prefers Sean in person, as opposed to working remote. He likes LA women, and the degeneracy of LA in general. He has spent his whole life in California, learning how to blend in. He is in his element and he's comfortable.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

cry more faggot

Buddy, why you so mad about a theory on a Karen Farms internet forum that is only 12 attention whores posting in it? I apologize if I upset you.

 

[Sped Xing]

If Maddox had refrained from lawfare, he would have come out looking vindicated by now.

Imagine tossing a fortune down the drain so you can hang out with your parents and your high school buddies.

And, to be fair, his taste in women is demonstrably shit. Neither 80s girl nor JLH is someone to settle down and build a new life with. I'd be begging to visit my folks, too, in his shoes.

He has often repeated on the show some quote about women all being interchangeable. You could interpret that as some redpill he-man garbage he says to appeal to his incel piggies. I think it's more genuine-- a coping mechanism for years of chasing hollow whores.

 

[MemeGrey]

Buddy, why you so mad about a theory on a Karen Farms internet forum that is only 12 attention whores posting in it? I apologize if I upset you.

Lol I didn't writes walls of text about some dried up hag because Dick hurt my feelings at some point and I can't get over it.

She literally has no presence online and parroting unconfirmed shit said by Maddox, Jesse, Asterios and Jamie just makes you look stupid. Either find something with substance or fuck off.