Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Rinny. said:
He doesn't even look like he is genuine about enjoying the sex, I get that the dick is going up his ass but he just looks constipated- why does he have to be fake /forced about everything...?

I guess Niks gotta find another male slut he can bribe with free food to fuck him because Orlins never enough for him! But who (or what) is, really.
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I reaaaaallly am not analyzing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) his fucking porn man
 
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fnaarf said:
Penises were a mistake. Look at that thing, it's like an alien parasite attached to his body. I've never seen somebody's dick get obese right along with the rest of their body.
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To be fair, he's sitting down, leaning forward, likely trying to make it look worse than it is because he realized some hairy fags prefer it that way. Much like every other incel selfie, all it takes is a good angle.
 
I think someone in the Zinnia Jones thread said it already, but this isn’t porn. Porn has a level of production, porn is made with the intent that the audience seeing it will at least appreciate it if not get off on it. What that sex tape is, is a POV shot of nickocado’s face on the floor while he gets pounded. How can this fat faggot not even afford a selfie stick, or a tripod? It’s no wonder his shit has to be discounted so much, he clearly puts no effort beyond aiming his phone camera at his fat fucking face into putting his content on OF. Sad.
 
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A borscht-on said:
Why isn't he doing his trademark "MmmMMMMMmmm!" as he gets his hole pounded? He sounded quite uncomfortable.

How does he prep for this, anyway? Douching? High fibre? With what he eats, that bed would be a "Saw"-like mess.

...and this is the last, and only time I will ever ponder that 5-second clip from hell.
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But does he clean the dick off with his mouth after the pounding? That’s the real question.
 
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It's disgusting degenerate eye rape. But remember this fucking fat faggot is taking people's good hard earned money for it. He is trying to take down copies of it on various sites.

But this fat lard needs to learn that once you post something, you automatically post it for everyone. You can't try to erase your damn footprint with DCMA's.
 
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It's like he's compelled to lie, even when there's no apparent reason for doing so. Less then 2 months ago, Nicholas was claiming to be 5'11, then only weeks later he's telling James Marriott, "I'm six foot". As if we can't see him or something.

Check this photo from his intro montage. He's shaped like an 18 month old baby.
Those are not the body proportions of a man who stands six feet tall.
What with his head to body ratio, those short little upper arms, and videos in which he's standing near door frames, furniture, next to another person, or sitting on the couch next to Trisha Potatoes, I'd say he appears to be around 5'4 -5'6 (or maybe, 5'7 at the very most).
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I feel like his lips aren't even the problem really, its kind of a mix of everything on his face that just doesn't do him favors I guess. Its easy to mock him with the extra weight but im just gonna try to be fair here and criticize it BEFORE he blew up
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-ugly nose
-VERY weak/small chin/jawline
-something about his eye shape is weird/unflattering, especially when he's CRYINGGGG
-large teethy gopher smile
-the hairstyle he does with the massive widows peak only emphasizes how top-heavy the shape of his head is

I didn't actually notice this before but prior to him being average and above weight - he had a rather ratty face, huh? The nose becomes more noticeable and theres not as much fat to cushion the large smile.
I don't know, what i'm trying to say is he was just never imho attractive unless you like that kind of super fragile emasculating kind- I wouldn't know what a gay dude likes because I'm not gay so

Sir Benfro said:
I'm new to kiwifarms but someone over on lolcow posted another of his videos, sorry (but also not sorry?) that it's not embedded here. Spoilers obviously. https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/361206.html#q976577
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you mean this?
Fuck man, this is DISGUSTING! but thanks for the contribution :)
 
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im shocked this dude hasn't just quit the youtube sideshow already and gone into making full blown chubby-chaser gay porn. i mean he practically already does it- he might as well just make it his full time gig, he'd make more money eating for dudes with a fetish than doing youtube "mukbangs" (if we can even call his mental breakdowns while eating a mukbang anymore lmao)
 
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