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Just sign up and post in the thread, coward.
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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It's A-OK for Dick to comment on other people's girlfriends and to call them crazy and ask about the size of their tits and stuff. If anyone says anything about his girlfriend they're a complete loser incel though. It's different from when he does it because reasons.
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Hey Dick, I don't know if you're cool with Grant Mooney anymore, so just in case I made a beautiful cover of his "Maddox Lost" song.
I worked hard on this. Like comment and subscribe.
I worked hard on this. Like comment and subscribe.
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Cat Menagerie
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Most of the rest of the site would point and laugh, too, but there are far more interesting individuals discussed on this site. Most internet famous types have vapid personalities and are not particularly intelligent. They're simply too boring for a majority of Kiwis to follow most of the time. Dick is no exception.
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IF is definitely more like daytime television compared to stuff like Animal Control, Beauty Parlor, or the regular old lolcow section.
I guess Weeb Wars would be the Kiwi Kids hour in this metaphor?
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[Already posted but re-posting for completion sake]
[The fun part - Seething]
He's not mad guys! Not at all! Promise!
[The fun part - Seething]
He's not mad guys! Not at all! Promise!
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The most interesting thing about Dick is he knew Maddox.
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Ah, good. I see he's swiftly progressed to "everyone is either with me, or one of THOSE DAMN DIRTY
He's coming along nicely. I expect photos of his penis to hit the internet this time next month at this rate. Edit: I mean that as a joke, referencing the Onision and Jon Yaniv dick pic happenings as of late.
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This reminds me of what Chris Chan said to try to get his ED page taken down.
"It's all lies and slander!"
For someone that "isn't a lolcow", Dick is acting exactly like one.
"It's all lies and slander!"
For someone that "isn't a lolcow", Dick is acting exactly like one.
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Is he threatening Null now? Why do these fairies always talk like they're in The Godfather? Just tell Null that the consequences will never be the same, and he will delete this thread.
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He should definitely sue JLH for releasing his texts.
[The fun part - Seething]
Is 'poingance' a code word for f-slur? What poingancy is this?
He's definitely angling for a thread lock or deletion.
That's a nice website you've got there! Be a shame if someone sued you for hosting 'lies and nonsense'!
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Pretty sure it's like how he replaced "gay" with "silly pants" or whatever, it's another of his home-grown slur substitutes that totally doesn't make him sound like he's a snot-nosed grade schooler trying to speak naughty words in code past his homeroom teacher to his friends.
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I find it laughable that Dax still gets pissy about his real name being used. Before the PPP stuff, it mostly made sense. But then he tried to use Zoom as a trump card then had to make excuses for why he thought it was a good idea to bring Zoom into the stream even after Zoom doxed dick. So now in an effort to not look like a total dumdum, Maddax has to say that he just thinks it's funny and doesn't care that Zoom shared his home address since it was already on the internet. But if maddax doesn't care about his address getting shared, why does he still care about anyone using his real name?
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Member the horrible Biggest Problem game show? He went by "Dax" in that. Was he just assuming everyone would think that name was too stupid to be real?
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Just a month ago if someone had told me that Dick Masterson was crying on twitter looking for positive reinforcement from his fans because the mean internet bullies were making fun of him I wouldn't have blieved them.
For someone that wrote about men being better than women he sure behaves a lot like your average internet thot.
For someone that wrote about men being better than women he sure behaves a lot like your average internet thot.
he's drinking bacardi 151
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Dax self-censors for the same reason he will never show his face in this thread: he's a fucking coward.
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If he's going to be a lolcow he should borrow from the greats like Chris. It would really own us if he called us Iwik Smraf.
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I noticed that, but I didn't pick up on it. Good catch! That was extremely weird. I guess he was just so out of it that he got PPP and Kraut confused?
Ah the waterboi leaks were so good