Amber Baker / Kevin Cade/Lazar / GreaseRoach / DragonPlacenta / Travis Touchdown Cumsock - "Depicting dragons as egg layers is racist and practically blackface!"

[Pee Cola]

In my uneducated newfag opinion, this seems to be a pretty solid cow. More importantly, the OP isn't fucking cancer. As such this post is in the minority of Prospering Grounds OPs.

Good job, farmer.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Only edit I've made thus far has been moving the usernames and accounts toward the end of the OP. Beyond that, my main suggestion for you @Cultured Vulture is to cut back a bit on some of the images and screenshots, particularly the ones hidden in the spoilers. Obviously don't remove things that are important and worth preserving, though I do think that some of it's a bit excessive and overwhelming to a degree.
In other words, try to work along the lines of "less is more."

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

I'm going to follow up a bit on what @Burning Fanatic said with my own critiques. I will say that overall, this is still a pretty decent start for a thread. I'd give it a 7/10 but there's still room for improvement.

I think the main reason BF thinks it's so bulky is because of the Reasons bulletin board you got going on. Most thread writers prefer to use the " Show-Don't-Tell " method of writing. You don't really need to explain why someone is a cow if you just show us. It's good to have a summary but the summary should just be the starting point for each individual section of a subject you want to touch on. Not to pat myself on the back but take a look at the thread I wrote on Growly as an example. I split everything up into chunks, introduce each section with a few sentences, then spoiler the rest as it contains images & archives. This keeps things neat & compressed while still delivering a large amount of content. Your spoilers so far are good but I'd also suggest using thumbnails for images rather than full resolution as it cuts down on the size of the OP.

There's plenty here that can be sectioned off into individual groups.

Some examples:

• Thinks Furvilla staff is out to get her and/or wants her to commit suicide.
• Thinks Furvilla and FursonaPins are run by the same people. The original owner of Furvilla was the current owner of FursonaPins but he's no longer associated with Furvilla.

These are a bit redundant since you already have the Furvilla section. Those flesh out more of the drama than the bullet points.

Spoiler: Another example

• Was believed to be diagnosed with schizo-effective disorder and put on anti-psychotics but stopped taking them, claiming that pot was curing her aliments. @The enigma high mentions it in their post here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/personal-lolcows.463/post-6132393 This is now up for debate.
• Used shamanistic magic to make herself more masculine, and believes it's changing her body.
• Believes she's a shaman and claims to be a native person.
• Believes Travis Touchdown of No More Heroes possesses her body, which is why she calls herself two-spirit.
• Believes a video game character gave her genetic modification to cure her mental illnesses.
• Claims to be a straight cis-female but calls herself butch, two-spirit, and tranny, has an obsession with “females with pseudo-penises,” and draws male characters with boobs and female characters with masculine body shapes.
• Hates They/Them pronouns and had a prior history of harassing anyone who used them. Now she only harasses people who call her They/Them pronouns when they are trying to be respectful, since she acts and dresses like a dude and calls herself Kevin.
• Kins cockroaches and her own characters. "Synpaths" (some otherkin shit) with Rob Swire, Trevor Philips, and Lamar Davis, among other band members and video game characters.
• Is a furry but hates being called a furry.
• Is a part time juggalo.

This can all be in its own section - call it a " Brief Biopsy on Mental Illness "
It clusters who she is as a character together into one clean section before going into the egg shit & how she harasses people (which also can easily be made into their own neat individual sections). Start off with this as it's the best way to introduce newcomers to her

I hope this helps! The bullet points still help right now as a way to keep your mind fresh on the objectives of what need to be either fleshed out or condensed so don't get rid of them until you're certain that you got everything down. If you still have points left after sectioning off things, you can keep them but I recommend attaching 1-2 archived posts as a way to back up your claims, then you can finish off with the last bullet point saying " And More! "

 

[Pukebucket]

You got me interested from the first line, good job my dude. What an absolute wild ride.

Also she kins cockroaches (gross), but they lay eggs lmao

Hate to break it to you but some cockroaches give live birth. Same with some reptiles; boa constrictors, three-toed skinks and garter snakes have all been observed sometimes giving live birth; same with the viviparous (live-birth) lizard of Europe.

Really the only animal subgroup that had no reproductive leaning to live birth somewhere is birds. The notion that reptiles only lay eggs is a misunderstanding of what classifies an animal; it's the same reason why some egg-laying mammals like platypus and echidnas are still considered mammals despite being oviparous, or why sharks (which are fish, not mammals) can give live birth or lay eggs depending on species. Species classification doesn't typically include reproductive multipliers such as whether or not an organism needs to develop entirely within a womb or not.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Too bad she's loony, some of those 3D models look like 18+ derivatives of Cool 3D World. Curious why she thinks depicting dragons (and aliens?) as oviparous is like blackface, is it as simple as hating eggs so therefore dragons shouldn't lay them, and somehow that's racist? This logic is going to haunt me

 

[Pukebucket]

Is she aware that she has eggs inside her all the time that are just, like, unfertilized? Every animal on the planet uses eggs to reproduce, just a good chunk of them don't develop an outer shell and instead develop in the womb rather than dedicating calcium or proteins to forming a solid or semi-solid shell for the purposes of oviparous birth. Is it the shell she's afraid of or the eggs themselves, in which does she understand that they are currently necessary to give life to the placental fetuses she is horny about?

Is she going to go off the deep end the second science figures out how to turn skin cells into egg and sperm cells for humans and decide to call everyone who doesn't go for the synthesized egg approach a filthy racist for preferring to use "natural' eggs?

I have so many questions about this chick.

 

[mr.moon1488]

"Depicting dragons as egg layers is racist and practically blackface!"

Lol when I read this in the title I thought this had to be a shitpost, but I'm convinced it's unironic now after seeing her.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

All I can say about this is that art is fucking horrendous.

 

[Sylph]

Amazing... She's on even MORE Bullshit it seems...
I'll just... leave the links. Ya'll can go see for yourselves about this fucked up racist bitch.

https://twitter.com/DragonPlacenta/status/1271359733484662784

Archived just in case: http://archive.md/ZPV4v

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

If OP ever returns, I've gone ahead and reformatted their thread since the bullet points were simply too much.

All of the content was kept in, it's just been reorganized so it's more stream-line / less bulky.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Is it bad that I think she has potential in designing weird-ass alien monsters for horror, despite her craziness? These are so freaky in a good way, especially the "Birthmothers" and "Birth Dogs".

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Is it bad that I think she has potential in designing weird-ass alien monsters for horror, despite her craziness? These are so freaky in a good way, especially the "Birthmothers" and "Birth Dogs".

A lot of her art looks traced to me if I'm being honest.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

A lot of her art looks traced to me if I'm being honest.

Yeah, you're right.

 

[Nintendo Switch Engage]

Her twitter doesn’t exist anymore. Maybe she got scared and nuked it.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Her twitter doesn’t exist anymore. Maybe she got scared and nuked it.

Here's to hoping she comes back

 

[Nintendo Switch Engage]

Here's to hoping she comes back

I’ll definitely keep an eye out! She seems like the type that won’t be gone for long.

 

[Nintendo Switch Engage]

New twitter. She really makes herself easy to find. This one is viewable to the public, for now.

https://twitter.com/KevinPlacenta

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

So far, nothing terribly interesting was posted on her new Twitter.

 

[deermeat]

"hates they/them pronouns"
Well at least she can see past THAT bullshit, almost, because of course she's too stupid to understand why she hates them to begin with as she also claims to be "two-spirited" which is just NBs way of 'proving'. their manufactured oppression by using indigenous peoples' spiritual beliefs.

My head hurts reading this all, everything feels so contradictory. I wonder how exceptional a person can be while also remaining 'high functioning'. The levels of "I am but I'm also not" is so much. Don't even get me started on the 3D models and her fetishes, what the actual fuck.

 

[Nintendo Switch Engage]

I present to you a nonsensical rant about sicknesses, Nazis, and a 'swastika chromosome' posted an hour ago from the time of me writing this post. I tried to put these in order of least to most recent. Don't try to understand this stuff, or decode it.

Edit: We're being blessed with a NASA rant as tonight as well! Updates as I get them.