Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[FuckedUp]

Like he did Hilldawg?

Spoiler: NSFW

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That is the most 2016 GIF I've ever seen.

 

[Cast Iron Pan]

Cry me a fucking river.
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“People in Michigan are watching, millions of people are watching him every time he’s in public and having these quasi-rallies,” Davidson said. “Really for the casual passerby who happens to look up at their TV set and are watching a Trump event and see the president without a mask, that just plants the seed in their head that says ‘people are telling me to do this but I don’t really think it’s that important because the president doesn’t think it’s important.'"

Good! Masks are a stupid piece of fear theatre.

Trump did not commit to wearing a mask before the visit when asked Tuesday at the White House.

“It depends. In certain areas I would, in certain areas I don’t," he said. "But I will certainly look at it. It depends on what situation. Am I standing right next to everybody, or am I spread out? And also you look, is something a hospital? Is it a ward? What is it exactly? I’m going to a plant. So we’ll see. Where it’s appropriate I would do it certainly.”

"Wearing a mask is fine when appropriate, but don't be stupid about it."
Considering all the people I see out themselves outside wearing masks, I think we could use more of this wisdom.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Like he did Hilldawg?

Spoiler: NSFW

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What in the name of the great lord of the dark is that?

 

[Witthel]

What in the name of the great lord of the dark is that?

The year 2016 in a single gif.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

What in the name of the great lord of the dark is that?

the daily dose

 

[neverendingmidi]

The real death toll is a lot lower. Many of the people who die "of COVID" are dying "with COVID." That means they died of something else besides pneumonia but had the virus too.

Provisional Death Counts for Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19)

National Center for Health Statistics

www.cdc.gov

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Like the guy who died with a .55 BAC (.3 is generally considered lethal), but tested positive for corona, so it's a covid death.

 

[ditto]

Like the guy who died with a .55 BAC (.3 is generally considered lethal), but tested positive for corona, so it's a covid death.

Probably caught corona while in hospital for other things.

 

[Bass]

I believe all appointments have to go through the house before Mitch even gets a chance to talk about them? And Pelosi's policy the past 4 years, between box wine bender blackouts, is "we're just gonna sit back for the next 8 years and refuse to let ANYONE do ANYTHING because IT WAS HER TURN." (And if he actually had a chance to do his job, they'd find all the Clinton and Obama corruption.)

Appointments and confirmations are the sole perview of the Senate, not the House. As long as the GOP controls the Senate Trump and McConnell can do pretty much whatever they want. Pelosi and the House can pound sand as far as confirnations are concerned.

 

[X Prime]

Appointments and confirmations are the sole perview of the Senate, not the House. As long as the GOP controls the Senate Trump and McConnell can do pretty much whatever they want. Pelosi and the House can pound sand as far as confirnations are concerned.

Pretty much, yet for some reason Trump has to use acting cabinet members. Why is that, exactly?

 

[Shaka Brah]

Pretty much, yet for some reason Trump has to use acting cabinet members. Why is that, exactly?

The Republicans aren't really on the side of the people. There are as many subversives on their team as the Democrats.

 

[Maamtis]

Good god. More words than a Bum Tickley comic. How do people read this shit? "Lets take a visual medium meant to be quick and comedic and turn it into a novel with funny looking characters standing around."

The left trying to meme are akin to Grampa Simpson telling one of his stories.

Cry me a fucking river.
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Stay out of my bedroom, Dad! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME!

 

[TowinKarz]

There can't be a leftist Stonetoss because leftism requires you to ignore several fundamental truths of reality for every viewpoint the ideology believes in. Biological truths, physical truths, economic, and even historical truths.

Stonetoss is funny because his comics are true.

The left's inability to meme or draw comics is because they fundamentally deny there are any truths. Or at least no truths when it comes to super-serius-social-stuff(tm) They wholeheartedly embrace post-modernist "reality by personal opinion" and reject provable facts as "just your interpretation". Now, since there are no truths, no rights, no wrongs, there can be no truthful positions from which to build the kind of underlying logic that even a hyperbolic joke requires.

The fundamentals of humor and satire start from a truthful position, and then mock it or bend it to extreme . Every joke starts at a truthful position.

That Canadian plane crash to which people joked "women drivers, right?" is based on an untrue stereotype that women are bad drivers, but, starts from the truthful premise that there are women, and they can drive a car/vehicle.

Since the left believes in no truths except those which have been voted in as truths by the cultural superdelegates of reality, they can't do this. They short-circuit at the "women" part since their ideology holds that sex and gender are social constructs, and at that point, any joking becomes impossible.

Trump Memes start from the premise that Trump is President, and then make fun of something he did.

Leftists don't believe Trump is "the real" President. So, they start their memes from untenable positions, usually with people who VOTED for him instead, or "typical Trump supporters" and thus, they flop because Trump, the subject, then fades into the background. What to the left is a stunning anti-Trump meme, looks to us like they're just bashing regular people, because they are. Or, they just have Trump spouting things he never said or positions he never held. They don't start from factual truth or even logical suppositions.

You want to mock the wall? You could have trump surrounded by a chest-high wall and saying "This is great, but how do I get a Big Mac in here?" ... and it'd make millions more sense than the lefty "wall" memes where he's just shouting "KILL ALL THEM DARKIES! AND BUILD A WALL!" - there is no way to get to that punchline from anything he did, it starts from the ludicrous premise that he endorses genocide, and then backtracks to a real-life position he actually holds and is actually true.......

Lefty memes flow backwards.

Lefty jokes start with untruth and think the joke makes it true.

They don't get how it works on a fundmental level

Mockery just IS, it's not a construct, humor to them exists in some kind of liquid form that you can sprinkle over things that instantly makes them "own" another....

Why? Because humor to them is this mystic force they can't understand.... because they can't bring themselves to accept uncomfortable truths. It's evident how they approach satire not as something with a working and known theory behind, but as witchcraft that if cast right, makes everyone obey you.... Or, believe you can depower your foes if you just turn off their flow of internet-mana. Why they seek to burn the internet, censor anyone not in lockstep, why trolling is on the same level as death threats, why the Joker movie had to be shut down before it could cast it's evil spell and turn the audience into ten thousand mini-jokers. They don't understand any media form that starts from a factual position.

Media to them is propaganda, it all starts from untrue premises and is designed to force that into reality. and that's a good thing.

It's why all their jokes fall flat. It's why all their memes go on for pages and pages. It's why their webcomics are disjointed images that flow nonesnically from one to the next with no plot. It's why people laugh at Dave Chapelle, but clap for Lilly Singh. It's why every lefty movie bombs, why lefty comic books don't sell....

And it's why people are slowly but surely leaving the left behind... they're no fun and are becoming militant in their desire to crush any fun they can find in the belief that humor itself springs from moral deficiency (lacking "compassion" ) while spreading lies, in service of a "greater good", is noble.

 

[Unog]

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A lot of progressive "humor" is practically dripping with vitriol, contempt, and condescension.

It also doesn't help that putting proselytization in comedy has a similar effect to putting sugar in a gas tank. People who take themselves seriously and believe they're on a moral pedestal above the filthy unbelievers just aren't funny, and worse yet are usually pretty fucking loathsome people in general.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Michigan's Attorney General should probably step down from his position due to the fact that he just made the stupidest mistake in his career EVER! I'd say "Good luck on getting reelected." But seeing how this is Michigan, they have to deal with this moron. At least it couldn't get worst for Michigan.

I mean, we could always pull a Virginia and go full blue. God knows SE Michigan would just love that.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I mean, we could always pull a Virginia and go full blue. God knows SE Michigan would just love that.

I can't imagine how much fraud they had to do to get Northam into office, but the fact that he's still there really shows how weak Virginians are today. He openly advocated for infanticide and people didn't immediately run him out on a rail.

 

[Maamtis]

The left's inability to meme or draw comics is because they fundamentally deny there are any truths. Or at least no truths when it comes to super-serius-social-stuff(tm) They wholeheartedly embrace post-modernist "reality by personal opinion" and reject provable facts as "just your interpretation". Now, since there are no truths, no rights, no wrongs, there can be no truthful positions from which to build the kind of underlying logic that even a hyperbolic joke requires.

The fundamentals of humor and satire start from a truthful position, and then mock it or bend it to extreme . Every joke starts at a truthful position.

That Canadian plane crash to which people joked "women drivers, right?" is based on an untrue stereotype that women are bad drivers, but, starts from the truthful premise that there are women, and they can drive a car/vehicle.

Since the left believes in no truths except those which have been voted in as truths by the cultural superdelegates of reality, they can't do this. They short-circuit at the "women" part since their ideology holds that sex and gender are social constructs, and at that point, any joking becomes impossible.

Trump Memes start from the premise that Trump is President, and then make fun of something he did.

Leftists don't believe Trump is "the real" President. So, they start their memes from untenable positions, usually with people who VOTED for him instead, or "typical Trump supporters" and thus, they flop because Trump, the subject, then fades into the background. What to the left is a stunning anti-Trump meme, looks to us like they're just bashing regular people, because they are. The only persuasion, if you can call it that, is a picture of Trump in a diaper..... which could be funny if they understood how to integrate that into a message, but they can't, it's totemism, they think if they draw enough pics of Trump crapping his pants, then somehow, he'll really do it..... if they draw him as a failure, but say "This totally owns him!" then he'll become a failure in real life.

Why? Because humor to them is this mystic force they can't understand.... because they can't bring themselves to accept uncomfortable truths. It's evident how they approach satire not as something with a working and known theory behind, but as witchcraft that if cast right, makes everyone obey you.... Or, believe you can depower your foes if you just turn off their flow of internet-mana. Why they seek to burn the internet, censor anyone not in lockstep, why trolling is on the same level as death threats, why the Joker movie had to be shut down before it could cast it's evil spell and turn the audience into ten thousand mini-jokers. They don't understand any media form that starts from a factual position.

Media to them is propaganda, it all starts from untrue premises and is designed to force that into reality. and that's a good thing.

It's why all their jokes fall flat. It's why all their memes go on for pages and pages. It's why their webcomics are disjointed images that flow nonesnically from one to the next with no plot. It's why people laugh at Dave Chapelle, but clap for Lilly Singh. It's why every lefty movie bombs, why lefty comic books don't sell....

And it's why people are slowly but surely leaving the left behind... they're no fun and are becoming militant in their desire to crush any fun they can find in the belief that humor itself springs from moral deficiency while spreading lies, in service of a "greater good", is noble.

And the most tragic thing for the left is just how effective memes can be. They can run all the attacks ads on Trump they like but that picture of Biden creeping on anime girls is far, far more effective. And the best part? They're free.

 

[TowinKarz]

And the most tragic thing for the left is just how effective memes can be. They can run all the attacks ads on Trump they like but that picture of Biden creeping on anime girls is far, far more effective. And the best part? They're free.

It's like the Yamato being methodically picked apart over the course of an afternoon by wave after wave after wave of expendable torpedo and dive bomber planes.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

There can't be a leftist Stonetoss because leftism requires you to ignore several fundamental truths of reality for every viewpoint the ideology believes in. Biological truths, physical truths, economic, and even historical truths.

Stonetoss is funny because his comics are true.

And much more better than the ones Andrew Dobson did.

 

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You want to mock the wall? You could have trump surrounded by a chest-high wall and saying "This is great, but how do I get a Big Mac in here?" ... and it'd make millions more sense than the lefty "wall" memes where he's just shouting "KILL ALL THEM DARKIES! AND BUILD A WALL!" - there is no way to get to that punchline from anything he did, it starts from the ludicrous premise that he endorses genocide, and then backtracks to a real-life position he actually holds and is actually true.......

Lefty memes flow backwards.

Lefty jokes start with untruth and think the joke makes it true.

They don't get how it works on a fundmental level

Mockery just IS, it's not a construct, humor to them exists in some kind of liquid form that you can sprinkle over things that instantly makes them "own" another....

Why? Because humor to them is this mystic force they can't understand.... because they can't bring themselves to accept uncomfortable truths. It's evident how they approach satire not as something with a working and known theory behind, but as witchcraft that if cast right, makes everyone obey you.... Or, believe you can depower your foes if you just turn off their flow of internet-mana. Why they seek to burn the internet, censor anyone not in lockstep, why trolling is on the same level as death threats, why the Joker movie had to be shut down before it could cast it's evil spell and turn the audience into ten thousand mini-jokers. They don't understand any media form that starts from a factual position.

Media to them is propaganda, it all starts from untrue premises and is designed to force that into reality. and that's a good thing.

Lefty EVERYTHING flows backwards.

It's because post-modernism encourages religious thought, specifically the religious worship of the left's own thoughts, positions, and beliefs. Post Modernism is literally a new-age pseudo-religion created so the left wouldn't have to admit Marxism -- Leftism -- just doesn't fucking work in reality.

Specifically, the left comes to their conclusions based on faith, which they NEVER allow to change, EVER, and work backwards from there. They KNOW they're right, so they go fucking bugfuck nuts trying to find reasonings as to why. It's why Logic and Reason and Facts and Data doesn't work on them, because they don't care, because THEY ARE RIGHT, OF COURSE, and Post-Modernism teaches that you trying to convince them otherwise is just you trying to oppress them. It's also impossible to fight back against this sort of thing, because if you have the conclusion and are working backwards without any care about logic, reason, facts, data, consistency, et cetera, you can think up new excuses INCREDIBLY FAST and without a care in the world for whatever arguments are made against you. Because remember, you're right, by definition, which means that people disagreeing with you are wrong, by definition.

"This guy's a racist! I know this is the ABSOLUTE TRUTH, so now I'm gonna go through 20 years of Social Media posts, blog posts, newspaper columns, and old TV episodes so I can find the tiny shred of evidence that proves that I WAS, OF COURSE, RIGHT ALL ALONG. If I can't find it, that's ok, that just means he IS SUCH A DEVIOUS RACIST THAT HE HID IT FROM THE WORLD. The fucking racist MONSTER!!"

"Of course Hillary is going to win. Everyone in the universe loves her and thinks she's the perfect candidate. Except for the TINY INSIGNIFICANT GOP, which is literally only a factor in like TWO FLYOVER STATES that don't matter because the GOP used gerrifmandering and VOTER INTIMIDATION to allow a secret cabal of WHITE NATIONALISTS to vote them in. What? Concerns about Clinton? DOESN'T MATTER, NONE OF THAT MATTERS, SHE'S PERFECT, and if you don't think so THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. See, if you ask us, and we did, we give her a 98 percent chance of winning. What's that? Trump took Ohio? What? What? What? WHAT? WHAT? THIS ISN'T HAPPENING REEE REEE REEeEEeeee. Well, obviously this couldn't have happened, because SHE WAS LITERALLY PERFECT AND EVERYONE LOVED HER, so something must be afoot. And obviously that something is RUSSIAN COLLUSION because the evil Soviets have TELEPATHIC MIND BULLETS that can modify ballots from 3000 miles away that are not in any way digital or networked and thus not possible to change. CLEARLY THIS MAKES SENSE, because SHE WAS PERFECT AND EVERYONE WAS LOVED HER."

They literally worship their own farts. This all causes incredible, amazing, holy-fucking-shit, helter-skelter levels of cognitive dissonance, especially if some pesky part of reality just steadfastly refuses to conform to their self-worship.

It's why the TDS crashed into them so hard. It's why they can drive themselves into a reverent rage that would impress even a (moderate) Muslim. It's because THEY KNOW THEY'RE RIGHT and this fucking world is FUCKING WRONG and IT WAS HER TURN GODDAMNIT, NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!11!1!!!11111oneoneone!oneeleven!

And here's the worst part. Once that cognitive dissonance hits? The brain takes the path of least resistance to avoid having a full on mental bugfuck braindown. And the path of least resistance for this shit? It's not walking away. It's not reevaluating their beliefs. It's doubling down, forever and ever, until you're rushing out posing with a effigy of Mellania Trump being raped because Donald Trump Hates Women or shooting up a GOP softball team because gun violence is bad.

Think about it this way. When was the last time you ever heard a leftist go "Gosh, I guess I was wrong, he's not a racist/sexist/transphobe/nazi," as opposed to just slinking off in silence to dig for more evidence or ignore being proven wrong to repeat themselves endlessly, fuck the "evidence" and "facts," instead?

They can't. They can't allow themselves to be proven wrong, because the second they do, all that cognitive dissonance will come crashing down, HARD. They would literally rather die.

If (when) Trump wins in November the December of 2016 is going to be fucking NOTHING in comparison.

Edit: As an aside, that "path of least resistance" thing? The left weaponizes this. It's called the empathy trap. Basically, it works like this.

1. I am a good person.
2. This angry Dindu Kaween is EXTREMELY PISSED OFF and calling me a racist for some reason.
3. Good people are not racists.
4. I cannot both be good and a racist.
5. I am a good person.
6. I apparently did something racist.
7. I cannot both be good and a racist.

The mind short circuits around this point, having fallen prey to cognitive dissonance (alongside emotionally charged activity -- i.e., you have some angry dindu or troon in your face screaming at you in front of a crowd) and your natural response is to do whatever you can think of, literally anything, to get out of the situation. Which, more often than not, is to capitulate utterly to whatever the woke inquisition is demanding of you -- because that makes you a "good" person again.

Works even better if you're a lefty, as you hold those beliefs harder thanks to indoctrination.

But if it's abused, repeatedly, like the radical left has been doing for the past 7 years fairly regularly, your empathy callouses over like a scar, and it stops working alltogether. Thus, all the Lefty GamerGaters and other Culture War vets that went full shitposter afterwards.

 

[AnotherPleb]

Like the guy who died with a .55 BAC (.3 is generally considered lethal), but tested positive for corona, so it's a covid death.

Maybe he got drunk off of Corona?