Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[soy_king]

I agree that Dick's reaction to the trolling by PPP and Godwinson has been disappointing and that some combination of drugs, booze, lockdown and e-drama has definitely got the better of him since then. And I agree that he has lost fans and there are serious questions about the quality of some of the new fans and associations gained. There have been a lot of good laughs over the years with The Dick Show and a lot of his long term A-logs really are indefensible spamming spergs so it's unreasonable to expect his old fans to all throw him and all of the other people who enjoyed the show over the years under the bus over a couple of weeks of online faggotry that I'm not even trying to defend here.

However, yes, I'd seen the Tweets you posted before and it bodes ill. I always thought the pearl clutching about the declining quality of the show was a bit lame as there are always ups and downs in these things and it was still recognisably the same show, albeit with a bit more airtime given to spergs and e-drama but that was OK. I was prepared to pick a side over the Asterios shit in the end and Jesse is a sneaky fag and I have no sympathy for him being bullied on the Killstream but the response to PPP and Godwinson, who are both great, has taken a lot of the fun out of the show, so much so that the latest exposure of a Maddox fuck up doesn't even seem that funny. Posting it here anyway though.

https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1264213458066628608

Welcome to the other side. It's always a little jarring when you see the people you legit find entertaining become massive spergs.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Regardless of what stupid shit Maddox does, I don't think Dick is done seething about this thread. He wants to have null and ralph on his show tomorrow to talk about it.

It sounds like he's planning a Bouldering on Null where poor Null gets muted and everyone shouts at or laughs over him.

 

[Dr.JohanAspergers]

Regardless of what stupid shit Maddox does, I don't think Dick is done seething about this thread. He wants to have null and ralph on his show tomorrow to talk about it.

His tweets and behavior on Ralph's show clearly demonstrate that he is mad.

Probably acts the same on his show too, but it is too boring and his voice is too annoying for me to actually watch anything from it.

 

[Fivehead]

I'm confused. Does this Brody Fox guy (who I'm just hearing about now) make meme cartoons or is he a journalist? Can someone link me to his and Maddox's expose?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Here's a thought. If Null gets Bouldered on Dick's show and threatened with the loss of his ~$2K a month that would mean the PPP conspiracy theory that NewProject2 users must clean up for Dick would actually be proved.

 

[TadGhostal22]

They are gonna try to latch on to this Maddox angle as hard as possible aren't they......? Reading through these tweets made my eyes roll into the back of my head. Not even a cringe giggle to be found.
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OH come on. This is fucking funny! Maddox keeps sticking his huge nose into things and it gets chopped off.

 

[soy_king]

OH come on. This is fucking funny! Maddox keeps sticking his huge nose into things and it gets chopped off.

It seems to me that most of us realize that 99% of lulz from Maddox have been exhausted, and that prodding Dick has greater lulz potential than anything involving Maddox. This is the same as when all the Maddox spergs got involved in the MintSalad drama: yes, it was funny to mock them, but it also made it harder to prod Dick for comedy gold as it deflected attention away from his sperginess and onto an inherently spergier group of people.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Luckily you can still get the mp3 from all the sites it was uploaded to as a podcast. However if you do that it's been edited down to 02:41:52.19.

Fuck, I kind of want to hear the un-jannied version.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Lmao that would explain it. I re-read the post and then my post, then yours again and i just couldn't understand where you were going with it. Sarcasm in text can be hard to pick up on. But yes, Ralph has absolutely done shit and i don't need his report history to prove that. I've known about him since around 2014 and i've seen plenty.

I noticed it's like all of these people are stuck in 2017/2018 and constantly want to relive the glory days. It reminds me of how Sargon wanted to start GamerGate 2 electric boogaloo. Hell even most of the Jannies are ex gamergate people. Honestly I'm surprised no one has floated this stuff over to the SJW's involved in GG. Seems like a funny thing to shit on them for and lord knows many of them aren't doing shit lately.

Also they seem like the kind of people who would be proud to report Dick's Patreon, claim it's being used for some sort of weird money laundering/fraud stuff via NP2, use Dicks own words about how he constantly is changing banks and other payment processors shut him down, and how Dick is not meeting his goals as a signal to the insider SJW squad to take it down. Metokur got a straight up ban for far less.

There's a thing with how spambots will assume random real names along with random pictures scraped from social media, so that Julia Campbell person could just be one of those that happened to use Marie's picture.

Yeah I'm not buying that. Which is more likely, a girl dating someone who specializes in SEO deleted fucking everything and she forgot she had an old picture tied to her old Kik account and she forgot about it, or a random bot just so happened to use the exact same name that was rumored using a photo that isn't readily available on a image reverse search and happened to choose the name of an actress that happens to be in feel good chick comedies that also is suspiciously lining up with all the Hula stuff in the person whose picture they used life?
Trying to pass it off as just a troll bro or the real Julia Campbell pretending to be Marie Valenzula is more believable and I think I shut those two theories down pretty hard. Is the Shaggy defense of "it wasn't me" gonna be the next excuse?

This is like getting caught masturbating with a belt around your neck and trying to say that you were sleep walking and had no clue what was going on. Sure, it technically is plausible if you ignore all common sense and believe in absurd magical thinking, but everyone knows it's bullshit and you were trying to have fun auto-erotic asphyxiating.

I'm still not even claiming she was a webcam whore per say (however if ANYONE can give me the alleged cam site I can dig and see what I can find)... But Dick made himself look really stupid trying to say that she NEVER had a SINGLE tie to HulaGirl86 as a screen name. It's becoming the ever moving goal post (I guarentee once the nudes are found Dick will try and claim "muh photoshop") and the funniest part is Dick did this all to her and is 100% the reason people bothered to dig this up. Not Jessie, not Maddox, not even old fans who turned on him for becoming lame. Dick challenging anyone to put proof up or SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! is what made me give a shit and look for it. Are you happy Dax Herrera? I gave you exactly what you wanted. I proved that Marie is HulaGirl86.
I'm sure his marketing firm will be very proud of his technical abilities.

"9/11 of the Internet" was cringe but may well have been a joke that failed to land. And his Sarah Butts videos are great.



Rate me optimistic but I wonder if Maddox has decided to leave all this Internet drama stuff behind. Null mentioned his only reaction to it was a sly smile when one of his viewers, or maybe one of his bots, alluded to it in a superchat on his terrible Ox Mad show. If he was going to try and jump into the shitshow the time to do that would have been then.

Also if you've sued someone and lost spectacularly you've probably been told by multiple lawyers not to mention them ever again lest they sue you.

I mean, don't get me wrong, it would be hilarious if Maddox delivered the coup de grace to Dick before disappearing in a puff of slightly sulfurous smoke, but I can see why he might not want to do that.

Leo makes good videos, but Leo is shit live streaming. I think he was trying to land jokes in the way he does in his videos but his timing sucks so it came off like he was being serious and can't get over GG., when he was trying to be dry and sarcastic and show Jim that he became everything he hated.

The 9/11 of the internet and Gamergate comparison aged surprisingly well given all these gamer gate people gravitated toward each other.

Say what you want about Leo being boring and shit in a live stream, you can't deny he makes good edited videos and follows up on his promises. Jim came back on twitter and is right back to ignoring whats going on despite saying if this was all proven he'd make a video and talk about it. Then again Jade is close friends with Ralph and his sweepy squad and given that Ralph records and blackmails his friends, I have a feeling this is why Jim will always be a pussy about this. Good ridence. Go sweep it up.

Dick's patreon broke $20,000 thanks to this video and gave Dick full right to just ridicule every little thing he remembered about his old friend. And now during a slow point when Dick starts feuding with Kiwifarms posters Maddox decides to try to take down an eCeleb that Dick doesn't even have a direct friendship with. Maddox is like a Guardian Angel who disguises himself as foe.

Dicks fans are sheep. They don't think for themselves, need a community to belong to, and seek constant validation in dunking on the same stale lolcow again and again.
I love your analysis. I disagree, but not because you are wrong per say I just don't think you're seeing the bigger picture of what's happening. Maddox isn't rushing in and doing this just in the nick of time, Maddox is always doing gay shit like this. Is anyone surprised Maddox is sucking up to his friends H3H3 and calling peoples sponsers to be an SJW faggot? He does this all the time and I'm more shocked Maddox isn't publicly claiming it as a victory to virtue signal.

What's happening is when Dick fucks up, he deflects to whatever Maddox is doing. He knows that Maddox is always doing something stupid and lame (except cowboy Maddox, that was the one good idea Maddox ever had). All he's doing is trying to use a new meat shield to avoid that him challenging people to prove Marie Valenzuela is HulaGirl86 (as well as what a fool he's made of himself sperging on twitter) is happening. Everytime Dick fucks up, one of his glory day lolcows mysteriously fucks up and the sweepy squad bleets out the same talking point that the sheppard tells them to. Maddox fucked up in the same way he fucks up daily, all that changed is Ian Miles Chong, er ummm I mean MADDOX upon a closer look is getting paraded out so pay pigs can feel like they are epic winning bro.

That said it is funny Maddox did this no matter how unsurprising it is, and I enjoy laughing at the H3H3 v Keem drama in general.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Typical TDS groupie behavior on display in the image above. They're hypocritical to a fault when it comes to protecting their overlord, and the same could be said of all religions z-celeb fanbases.

Mind you, when I use the word "fan" I mean it in the original sense, not a casual consumer of the person's z-celeb's entertainment output.

I’m not surprised Maddax’s incel base would be flaggots because his younger base is equal parts stupid and pathetic. Any attempt at gay ops will just backfire on them and Dick so have at it!

 

[Psicopax]

I noticed it's like all of these people are stuck in 2017/2018 and constantly want to relive the glory days. It reminds me of how Sargon wanted to start GamerGate 2 electric boogaloo. Hell even most of the Jannies are ex gamergate people. Honestly I'm surprised no one has floated this stuff over to the SJW's involved in GG. Seems like a funny thing to shit on them for and lord knows many of them aren't doing shit lately.

Its probably been tried. I can't see how nobody has had the idea to try that. Its just that you don't really wanna hand those people anything that can be a win because they will keep running with it and sooner or later they will end up knocking on the door of someone that isn't actually a major faggot. Thats what usually happens when trying to use proxies. Either you fuck up and you become the target or they go further than was measured. Or they fail spectacularly.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Fuck, I kind of want to hear the un-jannied version.

It was as described. Incidentally you can see that it's been edited here

Look at the Chillstream uncut video list

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEABQlrx_ijC2p6MhUWN_UQ/videos
https://archive.vn/Ol09m

First video is 2:56:12

Now click on the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxVB3Zgw1Us
https://archive.vn/f4Fz6

It's 2:40:36. 16 minutes got cut out!

This is like a gayer version of Nixon's 18 1/2 minute tape erasure.

 

[Perspicacity]

It was as described. Incidentally you can see that it's been edited here

Look at the Chillstream uncut video list

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEABQlrx_ijC2p6MhUWN_UQ/videos
https://archive.vn/Ol09m

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First video is 2:56:12

Now click on the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxVB3Zgw1Us
https://archive.vn/f4Fz6
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It's 2:40:36. 16 minutes got cut out!

This is like a gayer version of Nixon's 18 1/2 minute tape erasure.

Gator is the ultimate janny . The conspiracy arc might be over but we've just begun to go down the Herrera hole on this continued cover up.

 

[Sped Xing]

He's on his heels. I expect further spergouts as he slips deeper into alcoholism and retreats farther into his echo chamber.

Maddox getting excited and shitting the bed is good news. It means he's learned nothing, and may yet have more exceptionalism in store.

 

[Pissmaster]

It seems to me that most of us realize that 99% of lulz from Maddox have been exhausted, and that prodding Dick has greater lulz potential than anything involving Maddox. This is the same as when all the Maddox spergs got involved in the MintSalad drama: yes, it was funny to mock them, but it also made it harder to prod Dick for comedy gold as it deflected attention away from his sperginess and onto an inherently spergier group of people.

Most recent Maddox happenings that I can remember:

-bizarre, severely autistic mspaints he did of Joaquin Phoenix getting peed on
-streaming with a weird cowboy face filter thing

It's just been weird milquetoast inoffensive shit from him lately, presumably just his way of trying to be funny in the minefield of current year comedy.

Maddox is a nasty piece of shit, but even he never had a full-on social media chimpout like this. Damn, man.

 

[Sped Xing]

The "replacing Blake Lively's face with mine because I want to have Ryan Reynold's babies" thing is pretty fascinating.

But yeah, in retrospect Maddox is more dignified and self-restrained than Mad Dax. We live in strange times.

 

[Perspicacity]

Gotta defend the living laugh track in this twitter inception we are stuck in. Dax is commenting, on someone replying to a post, commenting on a twitter comment, that's replying to another twitter comment. Mind blown.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Its probably been tried. I can't see how nobody has had the idea to try that. Its just that you don't really wanna hand those people anything that can be a win because they will keep running with it and sooner or later they will end up knocking on the door of someone that isn't actually a major faggot. Thats what usually happens when trying to use proxies. Either you fuck up and you become the target or they go further than was measured. Or they fail spectacularly.

Actually you aren't wrong. There was some weird attempt but it was not the A tier crew it was losers like Bronx "careless fairy fuck flu" Blogger. Others like Zoe, Movie Bob, Anita and so on never cared about Dick cause he's obvious bait and they don't keep up with the lives of the old GGers because they are busy running lecture circuit scams and 501-c3's. The irony would not be lost on them, they'd throw shit and the spergs wouldn't be able to hold back and it may legit kick off... and yes I am serious... Sargon I hope you are ready....

Spoiler: This is how we are gonna win the 2020 elections

A legit Gamer Gate 2

where are they now edition.

But the difference is rather than anyone giving a shit who wins, or gay moral causes, it would just be a shit flinging trash fire that everyone would fan the flames for to keep laughing at everyone attacking each other.

I think Dick has figured out enough about the mechanisms to keep NP2 running in whatever weird loopholes they have. I don't think he has enough clout to be troll shielded by the few SJW's on his payroll

Oh, just a reminder, Dick gave Randy lee Harper money for special treatment on twitter. The Simpsperacy is just Dick doing the same thing with a payment processor and edgelords

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/7gu8um/dick_whats_going_on_big_guy_you_just_gave_money/

I forgot who asked for proof that his booker Riley ran a scam go fund me because he payed for everyones lapdances but here is my post on that with proofs

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-dick-masterson-simp-conspiracy.69432/post-6452692

This clip from Dick's Hall of fame induction did not age well

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

The irony of this is Dick called this thread 12 virgin losers. Then called everyone here sad for talking about his personal and professional reputation.

Now Dax Masterkarren is demanding to speak with the manager of Kiwifarms because he was offended!

Shame Dax is on bad terms with the owner of Kiwifarms Matt Jarbo.

Damn, ol @News Babe comin HOT

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Dick wanting to talk to Null about his thread is the gayest shit he's ever done.