Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Dick wanting to talk to Null about his thread is the gayest shit he's ever done.
And this is a guy who can be quoted as saying "I would suck a penis, but it has to be big enough because if I'm gonna do something gay I might as well do it with the biggest cock I can find"

Edit: not verbatim quote. I forget which podcast episode it was.
 
Wow, dick is owning you guys. Keep spending your time typing out seethe posts in your gay little internet forum, while he fucks MODELS in the HOLLYWOOD HILLS! Jealous faggots.
Show us on the thread where the Kiwi Farms touched you.
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There is a desperate need for finacial and web infastructure that isn't at the whims of those who proscribe to socjus or reactive degenerates, but we just. can't. get our own act together and make it happen. It's sad and maddening, and quite frankly I don't understand how after so many years this void still hasn't been filled. Maybe troons weren't that wrong about capitalism after all.
Thats because the right has a huge "bootstrap" mentality to this shit, no one wants to stick their neck out unless they're trying to manipulate someone. Notch has a billion dollars which means he could have spent tens of millions setting up shit like np2, 1776hosting, even make up his own fucking credit union. every other internet freedom thingy combined has less than 3% of the assets he currently has. and used to have. Except him and almost every other person that says they hate SJWs and censorship and all that are libertarians who believe its every man for themselves. just from the interest on his billion, Notch could have basically did everything short of circumvent the credit card companies in making a truely free internet, and even then he could have used a roundabout way of doing it. 5 years ago before trump even ran for president, we could have had p2p streaming and video, infinity next, 1776hosting, competitors to paetron, etc.

but because of how few people on the non-left give a fuck about anything, instead Notch's billions will go to the great state of california once he dies.
 
Gotta defend the living laugh track in this twitter inception we are stuck in. Dax is commenting, on someone replying to a post, commenting on a twitter comment, that's replying to another twitter comment. Mind blown.
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It should be a point of pride for any of us dickless A-logs that the almighty Prom King screenshots your post and spergs out about it on his twitter. I can only hope that one day I too will be thus blessed.
 
Gotta defend the living laugh track in this twitter inception we are stuck in. Dax is commenting, on someone replying to a post, commenting on a twitter comment, that's replying to another twitter comment. Mind blown.
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I dunno. Maybe if they told a good joke so we had any form of reference we'd stop making silly mistakes like this... alas..
 
He was out raw dogging JLH (hot blonde, literal bikini model) and 80's girl (Mexican Princess) while you were jerking off to loli and posting on this gay forum.
And crying durring it while talking about throwing his mentally ill GF on the street.
also, short breakdown for the lulz and more butthurt.


Things in the JLH leaks that come to light that no one is talking about because everyone is too busy spazing over internet buzzwords like simp:

* 80's Girl (Marie) secretly recorded Dick fighting with Kian (his friend who is also his show lawyer) because Kian was going to make a move on JLH.
* Dick screamed at 80's girl and kicked her out of the house, then had sex with JLH all over the house and cried the entire time during sex because he felt bad for kicking 80's girl (marie) out because she is mentally ill and can't help it.
* Dick opens lines of Credit for chicks in hopes they fuck him. One ran up $9k of debt in his name.
* Dick throws 80's girl out of the house, screams at her and berates her all the time even though she is mentally ill and over all treats her like shit.
* 80's Girl doesn't want to have threeways, she does it because he dying uterus hopes if she does slut tricks enough eventually Dick will magically want to get married and have a kid.
* Dick admits he pretty much only uses people to get what he wants. He pretends that with Jamie it was something more deep and special but by his own admission he was getting what he wanted and lying.
* Dick feeds people drugs to keep them around especially if he knows they have substance abuse issues (80's Girl has a DUI)
* While he doesn't do this publicly, everyone IRL knows and doesn't say anything because Dick pulls a Maddox if anyone tells him anything

What I wanna know is why is Kian going after JLH knowing Dick was fucking her? Do they normally share women? If not is it normal for Kian to ask a mother may I note from Daddy Dax before he can use his PP? Why is Dick still with 80's girl knowing she secretly records him and sends out recordings? This is all very Maddox tier shit. These are the entertaining questions that people could be asking but instead it's getting railroaded into Dick getting out infront of it and trying to make it about "oh boy so embarrassed I slept with 2 women at one guys. Talk about 1st place chad problems. Oh man, hey Ralph and co look at all these ho's that be mad guys. You should make fun of them with me to feel cool and validated".

I get why people aren't picking up on some of this shit quicker. You gotta read it more than just skimming it and JLH's leaks are more or less an depressed livejournal post, people who didn't tune in to the show for the past couple years have no clue who the fuck Kian is and why he matters, a normie don't know a lot of the stuff Dick's condemned people for publicly but is trying to pretend is totally Chad Alpha when he gets caught doing it.

But it annoys me so many Dick's white knights are trying to pass it off as a nothing burger that is soooooo boring, At the same time they also wanna pass it off as a massive breach of Dick's private life (in a way it kinda is) and report JLH to medium and have all her shit taken down and were publicly cheering the flaggotry. Now that Mister Memeokur says being a flaggot and false flagging isn't cool, use the Mundane Matt defense of "people who hate me are doing it and pretending its me to make me look like not an Alpha Chad"
 
LOL
>literally believe wahman

She couldn't lie about Dick's obvious massive penis, so she instead had to try and lie about his personality to try and make him look like a sham. Only a virgin cuck would believe an mad, jealous ex-gf when she is literally POSTING AN ARTICLE about her ex-bf who she is seethingly jealous of.

I can't believe all of you are so mad that a some random rich mexican in california gets more pussy than you. Everyone else does too bro lol.
How is the TDS virgin contest going?
 
Gator is the ultimate janny 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹. The conspiracy arc might be over but we've just begun to go down the Herrera hole on this continued cover up.

If only there were some site which records the stream and puts it up as a replay without any chance of fuckery. Oh wait, there is.

https://dlive.tv/p/theralphretort+9zCmFmzGR
https://archive.vn/lcGeh

You can download the video like this

ytdl 360 https://dlive.tv/p/theralphretort+9zCmFmzGR

File

https://mega.nz/file/YpZSnQjD#3IhydX-f6eMN_jATrtpOgoEpK0ofi8Vc6-0c_BZU2IA

Now you can clip out the two sections, first on Rand

ffmpeg -i \#Killstream\ -\ Dame\ Pesos\ Live\,\ Klein\ Clown\ Yo\ Mama\ Attacks\ Us\,\ +\ Biden\ Unleashed-9zCmFmzGR-360p.mp4 -ss 02:35:23 -to 02:36:33 -c copy Rand.mp4


And secondly on Josh

ffmpeg -i \#Killstream\ -\ Dame\ Pesos\ Live\,\ Klein\ Clown\ Yo\ Mama\ Attacks\ Us\,\ +\ Biden\ Unleashed-9zCmFmzGR-360p.mp4 -ss 02:42:15 -to 02:43:25 -c copy Josh.mp4



It sounds like they're going to ambush poor Josh with Dick, Ralph and Digibro's girlfriend on one side and him on the other. Beware of men with brooms and a mute button @Null, a conspiracy is afoot! I'd definitely record it from your side if you go on.

I don't know why the timestamps are different here than in the original video, but I quote the ones that worked here with the dlive copy. There are many things wrong with the file to be honest, beyond the usual Killstream audio fuck ups. There's a load of silence at the end and ffmpeg complained of a corrupt AAC bitstream so maybe there's a chunk missing out the middle of the dlive copy.
 
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^^^lol, those video clips, Ralph finally gets to sound like the more sober and responsible person around someone else. Dick, you should've fought harder against Metokur in the debate, Corona lockdown is ruining you, bruh

I think there's an inherent problem with these drama podcasts that it's all about winning. They need to portray their enemies as hapless spergs and themselves as plain-speaking types who are just laughing at the spergery and, importantly, coming out on top. That works up to the point they fuck up and try to cover up the fuck up. At that point you realize they're just as ridiculous as the MundaneMatts, Tonkasaws, Krauts, and Maddoxes they got famous mocking.
Yeah, most of them just aren't funny or clever, and the ones who did start out funny, most of them become lame and unfunny too, from being around unfunny people almost exclusively, and pandering to their low-hanging expectations. Thus, they all become prop comics, using outdated memes and caricatures as virtual replacements of the physical props they'd be using irl, as 3rd rate CarrotTop impersonators on train station platforms, instead of social media ones
 
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