Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Kulee Baba]

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob - wint

LA Based Comedian on Twitter

“@DarkJaune They are all virgins. And they suck cock for fun.”

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Yeah I guess Masterson isn't too pleased with people calling his SO a Jim Carrey lookalike.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob - wint

LA Based Comedian on Twitter

“@DarkJaune They are all virgins. And they suck cock for fun.”

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Yeah I guess Masterson isn't too pleased with people calling his SO a Jim Carrey lookalike.

Virgin Contest: Pics or It Didn't Happen

Lying about losing your virginity is the oldest profession on earth. Adam was lying to squirrels about being a virgin before Eve even existed....

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we will never have the prom king approval at this rate

 

[tantric_depressive]

I found it. It's even closer to how Dax is acting now than I even expected. Are you popping xannies too Dax?

wHy Do YoU cArE?

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Poor Josh, I can just imagine him having to do another on-air internet intervention, this time for someone he actually likes too, maybe even against a doublebarrel of denial from two subjects in need, if Ralph's consumption flares back up into 24/7 territory.

 

[Garth]

Dax, the quality of your responses is somehow getting worse. They were weak, but we're getting to your chin levels of weak at this point. "dEy r 4Ll InCelS WhO SUck dA pEEpEeS 4 funZEeZ?!?!1?" Look, I get it, the revelation that your cucked gf has a stronger chin than you, looks a lot like Jim Carey, and somehow manages to wear more foundation than a corpse is tough, but you gotta do better. We're just kicking a downed re;tard at this point.

 

[Twinkletard]

Wow, what's next up his sleeve? Momma jokes?

 

[Popper Whiting]

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Dax, the quality of your responses is somehow getting worse. They were weak, but we're getting to your chin levels of weak at this point. "dEy r 4Ll InCelS WhO SUck dA pEEpEeS 4 funZEeZ?‽!1?" Look, I get it, the revelation that your cucked gf has a stronger chin than you, looks a lot like Jim Carey, and somehow manages to wear more foundation than a corpse is tough, but you gotta do better. We're just kicking a downed re;tard at this point.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Just two Eskimo bros having a pic with their infertile sexual bargaining chip. It would almost seem like a family photo if one of them actually could give her a kid.

 

[AnOminous]

We've been bamboozled. We got roped into one of the oldest tricks in the book; the 'only pretending to be exceptional' trick.
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Looks more like MATI 101 tbh fam.

 

[Xarpho]

Looking at Dick's Twitter from this afternoon, by calling KF names and shit, he's only doubling down on an issue that should've been mostly forgotten. The whole "Simpspiracy" was autistic and gay ops as fuck, and then Maddox manages to embarrass himself even more than Dick ever could, all while Dick continues to double down on KF.

Dick has admitted that he drinks regularly and uses drugs (which he only brings up when he's going to Burning Man, but come on—no way is his drug use that a once-a-year sort of thing), and I'm sure both played a role in yesterday's outburst.

 

[Pump Meat]

Farm Fresh Comedy with Reddit memes circa 2011. This is the kind of cutting edge material that will surely trigger Karen Farms, thus providing Dick with the perfect opportunity to declare "PWN'ED!" to the general merriment of Prom Kings everywhere.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

They were weak, but we're getting to your chin levels of weak at this point.

If only he hadn't had his magnificent chin shaved down for that Pizza Hut commercial. Hollywood is a cruel mistress.

 

[AnOminous]

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Dax, the quality of your responses is somehow getting worse. They were weak, but we're getting to your chin levels of weak at this point. "dEy r 4Ll InCelS WhO SUck dA pEEpEeS 4 funZEeZ?‽!1?" Look, I get it, the revelation that your cucked gf has a stronger chin than you, looks a lot like Jim Carey, and somehow manages to wear more foundation than a corpse is tough, but you gotta do better. We're just kicking a downed re;tard at this point.

Sucking cock would be less gay than this rejoinder.

 

[Unog]

Some of his tweets lately were very much in the style of Donald Trump. I think that was intentional. Those are the fucking around tweets. The rest, I'm not so sure.

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If you buy that he's just pretending, I've got a bridge to sell you. It's not exactly something that hasn't been seen from other cows before as well, either. It's actually interesting seeing the guy's autism dam fail in real time, his steps so far have been pretty textbook.

Look, I get it, the revelation that your cucked gf has a stronger chin than you, looks a lot like Jim Carey, and somehow manages to wear more foundation than a corpse is tough, but you gotta do better.

From now on, he'll have to hit it from behind or in the dark - otherwise, he'll just see this:

and immediately go flaccid bust his nut.

sucking cock is actually alpha and chad

I disagree with his optimism here, he's been choking since yesterday.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Her Chin is Magnificent on closer inspection you will find kiwi's roosting.

 

[Never Scored]

Dick you don't have kids. There's no sex tape. I submit to you that due to the lack of irrefutable evidence, you are in fact a virgin.

 

[News Babe]

Looking at Dick's Twitter from this afternoon, by calling KF names and shit, he's only doubling down on an issue that should've been mostly forgotten. The whole "Simpspiracy" was autistic and gay ops as fuck, and then Maddox manages to embarrass himself even more than Dick ever could, all while Dick continues to double down on KF.

Dick has admitted that he drinks regularly and uses drugs (which he only brings up when he's going to Burning Man, but come on—no way is his drug use that a once-a-year sort of thing), and I'm sure both played a role in yesterday's outburst.

I really don't understand why he is so open about his drug use. When you fill out the federal form to purchase a gun they specifically ask if you use or ever have used any illegal drugs. While I am sure people lie about this all the time since its up to the federal government to catch you, most people don't go bragging about their super cool illegal drug use on their podcast and post pictures of the guns they just purchased on Twitter

 

[Zodomy]

Finally got Dick to notice me, that's all I wanted from the beginning

 

[Sped Xing]

The, well, one of many ironies--

"You're a virgin!" as an insult brought the Kiwis much joy, as he demonstrates he has been reduced to angry chick insults-- "your dick is small" is coming next.

But you know whose feelings that DOES hurt? His autistic virgin paypiggies who think he's their wingman.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

The, well, one of many ironies--

"You're a virgin!" as an insult brought the Kiwis much joy, as he demonstrates he has been reduced to angry chick insults-- "your dick is small" is coming next.

But you know whose feelings that DOES hurt? His autistic virgin paypiggies who think he's their wingman.

If only our penises were bigger we could have the home cumming king begging to suck our cocks

 

[ddlloo]

Its narcissism.

I still maintain that what Dick is doing on twitter is no different to how he always behaves, it's just that he's branched out to bantering and insulting the people on here too. I really wish he wasn't though, because you're absolutely right that it reeks of ill constrained narcissism. It was one thing where he would argue with people on twitter that are literally replying to him, or people he knows, but going out of his way to read the thread here and comment on it is pretty bleh. It would be a great move for everyone involved, lovers and haters, if he made an account here but I genuinely think he won't because he'd get mad at all the negratings he's guaranteed to get, especially now that a lot of people seem to be turning on him. Which is a shame, because it would be pretty entertaining. Hopefully Josh suggests it to him.

Speaking of josh, I called it several days ago that Dick was going to get him on fort he next episode and that part of the reason for all this is to make content (always works better for Dax when he has something to rail against) for the show. If you think he's going to ask Null to shut down the thread or something, you're probably going to be disappointed, at most he'll probably just bitch about people e-stalking 80's girl and her mother, and the hulagirl nonsense. Although, there's also a decently strong chance he'll genuinely rage about certain longtime haters posting in the thread and the number of suspiciously new accounts (no butthole posting guy in a while though, which is a true shame) ragging on him.

My greatest hope though is maddox get's exposed for doing more dumb shit and Dick decides to launch his own lolsuit, pretty sure he was throwing 'lawsuit' around on twitter recently in relation to that video on keemstar and the altright that maddox was in. One way or another that would be amazing.