Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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I was mulling over what @Pissmaster said about Dick and Mint and half plus seven. I've been out of the game since 19 wasn't so unreasonable, so I didn't really have my finger on just what it signified. But now I realize their age gap is the same as between me and my niece, and holy shitballs Dax.
On forums like these, I like to compare people's ages to game consoles, since everyone tends to have fond memories of certain points in time when they played a game with a beloved friend or relative. It helps really bring to life just how young someone is, by helping bring up your own memories from when that console was new and exciting, or when you played a certain game on it, to get you to remember where you were at a time when that person was just being born.

If Mint Salad was born in 2000, that means she was born the same year the PlayStation 2 came out. Four years after the DVD standard was finalized. She likely never watched a single movie on VHS, and is easily young enough to have childhood memories of YouTube videos. In fact, here's an Ashens video (in widescreen, nevertheless) that was uploaded when she was just 8 years old.


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She's young enough to have childhood memories of the Nintendo 3DS, and could consider Angry Birds a childhood game. If Dick dressed up as Ace Ventura in 1997, he did so two years before she was even born - his parents could have met one another at Dick's party, and not even conceived Mint for another 15 months. That's how young she is.
 
There is no proof that Dick fucked Mint. I'm sure they both would have but its just speculation
I'm not saying they ever did, but why should any of us listeners ever give a shit about a literally who that's that young? Why was she ever on the show? Why were any of her friends ever on the show? Why are these people involved with the production of The Dick Show? And what the fuck happened to the insane Facebook group? Even the lunatics Dick sourced from that were consistently interesting.
 
Dick, Ralph and even Null talking about not releasing DM's is bullshit and gay, all of them have posted DM's and laughed at other leaked DM's (with Dick even monetising reading them).

How about you all don't send each other gay messages about your hurt feelings lol
I don't ever send information I don't expect to be public but a lot of people send me things in confidence. I try to respect that. Even with the takedown board, there are many emails that are just desperate and sad I don't post. I post the funny and impertinent ones which don't respect the fact they are asking for a favor and not making demands.

I don't have world changing information on either Ralph or Dick. I don't think Ralph has ever said anything to be that's truly privileged. I intentionally avoid such things because I don't like having dirt on people. Dick has expressed surprise at me not knowing things about him because he assumes I'm the most in the know person on the site, and not the sleeping eye that tries very hard to stay asleep.
 
I'm not saying they ever did, but why should any of us listeners ever give a shit about a literally who that's that young? Why was she ever on the show? Why were any of her friends ever on the show? Why are these people involved with the production of The Dick Show? And what the fuck happened to the insane Facebook group? Even the lunatics Dick sourced from that were consistently interesting.
Because she did artwork right? This wouldn't be the first time Dick got unusually close with artists, he had several of them draw his balls when they were inflated with saline. Don't remember if any of them were women and geez I really hope non were a young woman like Mint.

It without a doubt was a lowpoint in the history of the show, especially when Dick went berzerk on that one guy who called in to complain about it. In comparison the PPP fight on Rackets stream was just a blip on the radar.

Also fantastic investigative work @George Cuckzunian, really I doubt she was the HulaGirl on Freecams, because a name like HulaGirl implies a sexy Hawaiian girl and I don't think Ms. Marie can speak Pidgin.
 
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I don't ever send information I don't expect to be public but a lot of people send me things in confidence. I try to respect that. Even with the takedown board, there are many emails that are just desperate and sad I don't post. I post the funny and impertinent ones which don't respect the fact they are asking for a favor and not making demands.

I don't have world changing information on either Ralph or Dick. I don't think Ralph has ever said anything to be that's truly privileged. I intentionally avoid such things because I don't like having dirt on people. Dick has expressed surprise at me not knowing things about him because he assumes I'm the most in the know person on the site, and not the sleeping eye that tries very hard to stay asleep.
Don't you know that you are the manager who needs to keep us peasants in line? How dare you not cater to their every whim? I may disagree with a lot of the shit you've done regarding Dick and Ralph's threads, but at least you're open to criticism.
 
I don't ever send information I don't expect to be public but a lot of people send me things in confidence. I try to respect that. Even with the takedown board, there are many emails that are just desperate and sad I don't post. I post the funny and impertinent ones which don't respect the fact they are asking for a favor and not making demands.

I don't have world changing information on either Ralph or Dick. I don't think Ralph has ever said anything to be that's truly privileged. I intentionally avoid such things because I don't like having dirt on people. Dick has expressed surprise at me not knowing things about him because he assumes I'm the most in the know person on the site, and not the sleeping eye that tries very hard to stay asleep.

Normally I would say you are full of shit but the way Ralph pushed the DM point on you with zero resistance tells me you don't know or look into ralph on a deeper level because he does the exact same thing and worse and you never pressed it. He played that called your bluff and won. How you gonna ask to sacrifice a nigga when you dont know basic bitch info on the guy?
 
i just want to point out that all ethan and co had to do was have ethan snicker at dicks dms, him going full predictable gunt has lead to ppp getting what he wanted and placed them at opposition with places like this. Its like cheering on your team making own goal after own goal and i dont understand it. i could understand some random womens group doing this and thinking they look good to their probably also vapid peers but ethan and dick surely know at least a little about it
 
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Alright, time to explain the Marie Valenzuela confirmed to be HulaGirl86 explained so I can just have a simple link to share by the time TDS simps come to defend Dick Masterkaren

Are you a Dick A-log?
Yes, if you go through my post history seeing me sticking up for Dick and shitting on Maddox, you will understand that this has all been an elaborate gay op and Maddox, Asterios, Cameron Clarke, Jamie, Jesse, the other Jesse, Hazencruz, Miss Phase, Ian Miles Chong and every other TDS/Killstream boogie man is out to get Dick and are part of an elaborate psy op to take advantage of his mid life crisis and cause him to sperg out. It's not like this has been a long time coming cause of the decline in quality.

Has Marie Valenzuela been confirmed a cam whore?
No.

Has she been cleared of this?
No, but innocent until proven guilty should be applied to the Cam Whore allegation.

Has anyone sent you the alleged Cam whore proof?
Yes, a dead account started 9 years ago that matches up with the timeline that has obviously been cleaned up a bit. However I refuse to accept this as proof because it must meet 1 of these two requirements to be "proof"
- Photo/video evidence (this will also be heavily scrutinized to see if its photoshop)
- An old camming account with a creation date before the claims that Jesse made. The screen name must match the screen name HulaGirl86

So Marie Valenzuela is not HulaGirl86?
No, it's been proven that she does use this screen name in her private life. While this isn't the most unique screen name, there has been a clear obvious effort to scrub all history from this screen name.

Scrubbing internet history is not anything to be suspicious of, however Dick is the one who claimed she never used the screen name and challenged the internet to bring proof.

What is the proof?
Smoking gun is the KIK account.

The profile pic is Marie in a non image searchable selfie she appears to be taking herself, she appears to be using a celebs name as most KIK users don't use their real names but real pics to get people to want to meet IRL. Multiple leaks durring the history of TDS have put out that Marie is mentally ill with cluster B disorders and the medication on the drugs.com profile covers what medications she takes which lines up with those leaks.
Marie also likes Hula and has even taken Dick to her Hula classes and facebook messages from Maries mom verfy Marie is a "HulaGirl"

What deleted scrubbed accounts are you talking about?
These:
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How do you know SHE scrubbed them? Is EVERY HulaGirl86 Marie Valenzuela?
Not every account is Marie
, and the nickname+year born is not exactly super original. However, the girls who are not Marie appear to still have their accounts up and just abandoned them as most women do.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!‽? LEAVE MARIE ALONE!
Because Dick dared the internet to
, so I did. I've run out of sympathy for Dick using her as a sheild to not deal with stuff. At best she deserves to be laughed at for being a dead egg unmarried mentally ill leather faced weird at worse she's complicit in the shitty things that Dick does.

THAT DOESN'T PROVE SHIT! IT COULD BE...
Let me stop you right there, 2 people already tried arguing it is an AI bot that took an un-image searchabe selfie from.... I dunno and is pretending to be Marie and also happens to use a screen name that ties to her personal life
or it's a mystery girl that looks like Marie, uses her same nick name she's accused of using, etc. and even photo evidence isn't good enough because "it's not her"

My personal thoughts:
At first I didn't believe it or give a shit. However Dick gets very upset whenever it's mentioned and asks his Jannies to sweep it up. Frankly I don't give a shit if she used to be a camwhore. Dick sperging + Denying she EVER used that screen name + challenging the internet to prove HulaGirl86 is Marie = Dick getting his wish.

To keep this short I will make a part 2 that is TL;DR showing how the thread went from me not caring to digging up Marie being HulaGirl86. I'd post it all in this but I'm certain I'll hit a character limit
Are these ops to prove she did once use these online names?

I guess the next step is to find more solid evidence. That camwhore site with all that information lists she's Asian. I'm not 100% convinced, needs more autism.

Edit: should mention that it does raise some eyebrows, got me thinking.
 
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Are these ops to prove she did once use these online names?

I guess the next step is to find more solid evidence. That camwhore site with all that information lists she's Asian. I'm not 100% convinced, needs more autism.

Edit: should mention that it does raise some eyebrows, got me thinking.
See post here. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dax-h...he-dick-show-new-project-2.49366/post-6537599
TL;DR? Don't wanna see her naked and proved already Dax was lying and Marie is HulaGirl86 and its obvious Dax and Marie want to hide something
 
i just want to point out that all ethan and co had to do was have ethan snicker at dicks dms, him going full predictable gunt has lead to ppp getting what he wanted and placed them at opposition with places like this. Its like cheering on your team making own goal after own goal and i dont understand it. i could understand some random womens group doing this and thinking they look good to their probably also vapid peers but ethan and dick surely know at least a little about it

Chimping out at the Farms is pretty much punching a tar baby made of shit. You may think you're hitting really hard but you're really just getting covered in shit, and we think it's funny.
 
Chimping out at the Farms is pretty much punching a tar baby made of shit. You may think you're hitting really hard but you're really just getting covered in shit, and we think it's funny.
i guess theyll never learn despite being embarrassed by a rando canadian youtuber and doxed live by zoom, maybe his mansion and his crack whore threesomes and his drug dependency backed "friendships" arent actually all that comforting to isolate yourself in and ignore criticism or mockery from
 
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I just thought of something, is Dick calling this place Karen farms because some of us said he was mentally abusing women? Does he actually think that trying to berate women and luring them with financial promises while trying to forcefully get them to be into threesomes is a healthy relationship? thats actually psychotic if so, its like if elliot rodgers won the lottery or got noticed for shitty stand up
 
I am a little curious. I'm listening to TDS where Josh and Ralph goes on and Ralph keeps hitting Josh with all these different comments about how Josh is allegedly a child molester how Josh was molested himself etc. Just pretty shot after petty shot and i was wondering why Josh didn't hit back harder. Some people are saying its because Josh didn't know all the dirt on Ralph and even Josh himself says he tries to avoid the dirt and didn't have any world changing information on him. Which i can believe to an extent. Josh probably hears things in bits and pieces but it would be hard to keep up with all the threads on all the farms etc.
Some express disappointment that Josh didn't read up on Ralph to have ammo, but here is what i think.

Even if this wasn't Josh's plan or intentions and that Josh just didn't want to have dirt on anyone like he says, going in and letting Ralph be the aggressor could have worked in Josh's favor. On the Killstream this could have been a loss, for the Farms this could have been a loss, but that was not the arena this time. This time it was The Dick Show and a lot of that audience is probably what we would see as bordering to normie. They don't know all this info and drama on Josh or on Ralph and that makes Ralph come off as petty and vindictive. The lead up is that Josh leaked some DMs that didn't matter, Ralph attacks that with accusations of child molestation and that Josh was molested, that Josh fled the country, That Josh can't get off on human touch etc etc. We know the lore about Josh and Ralph, the TDS listeners probably don't. Ralph coming off as aggressive and trying to act "cool" in the way you can hear the gunt breathing "uuurgh" that Ralph does and slinging insults, to the people not in the know, will just seem pathetic.

So even if Josh didn't plan it like that, not attacking Ralph with all the knowledge of the farms might have been a legitimate strategy to make Ralph just seem like a huuuuuge cockbag to Dick's audience. Thats just a theory tho but i can see people get that view of Ralph from this.

Its a little rambely, i'm not used to writing long posts, but what do you guys think? Because Dick just sat there like Dame Pesos and laughed at everything. Adding nothing. Even tho he was the one to say they needed Josh on in the first place.
 
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