I've come to deposit my daily Lou dump. Highly contemplating going through the archived stuff and making a timeline of all the money he claims to have and how much he's spent but not that bored with quarantine just yet. It amazes me with all the times that it's been pointed out, Lou still doesn't acknowledge and change his ways. If I were to lose close friends that I called family, I would take a minute to reflect on what happened and not just go "hurrdurr they were brainwashed by KF". But alas, Lou thinks he can just continue to be shit and a drain on society because he's "not going to be alive in a couple years max". He doesn't realize that even that would cause more of a drain on his family (who I'm starting to feel bad for). His "brother's father" in one tweet where he's upset is his "dad" in the next. Lou, get your shit straight, get a job, and fucking do something with your life. You'll be less miserable, and as much as you hate to hear it, we don't want you to kill yourself because that's less entertaining. If you have a redemption arc, you may be able to look back one day and go "shit I was kinda a toxic asshole", but let's be real, at this point in your life, there's an ice cube's chance in hell that you do that. Anywho, on to the posts.
Lou shifts his story from "I bought food for me and my nephew" to "I bought food for my family". While technically they could be the same statement, we know that you're just trying to get people to donate more with writing a misleading narrative, Lou.
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Lou gets called out by what is almost definitely some gay ops and decides to respond as always.
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Lou, feeling broken and depressed, decides that it would be better for him to commit sudoku. Just kidding, it's all baiting for attention.
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5 minutes after the tweet about wanting to die, he feels the need to go back to the gay ops account and look at it solely to make a post about it. The only difference this time is he's trying to twist it to where "I'm just trying to eat and people harass me". Lou, once again, people aren't getting annoyed at you for wanting to eat. People are annoyed at you for spending money that you begged for under the guise of you being on the brink of starvation for instead a $24 meal at Burger King when that amount of money could feed you for a week. You're a late 30s gelatinous prick who thinks he's entitled to get to choose what he eats because "mommy didn't make me tendies", so instead of stuffing your gullet with homemade food, you decide you're going to go get BK.
Also, Lou, thank you for including the store number. It makes googling it much easier.
This BK is 1.4 miles away from you, Lou. How did you get there? We know you don't drive and your fatass can't stand walking that distance. It wasn't delivery because it was charged directly to your card. Oh wait. One of your parents drove you. Given up on the "my parents are immunocompromised!!" story now?
Oh, Lou. Greensburg is suburbs, not rural. There's quite a difference between those.
Another $10 off of someone I can only assume didn't bother to visit Lou's profile and look at literally anything aside from this one tweet. I'm still mesmerized people give this scamming fuck money.
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Also, hi "totally not reading this thread" Lou. You should read my first paragraph about you if you take nothing else from this post.
