Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[MemeGrey]

This is too perfect: https://thedickshow.com/episode-122/modern-medusa/


I HAD TOO

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

Good, good... let the seethe and wild turkey flow through you...

 

[Love Machine]

Holy fuck and the exceptional individual is doubling down. He's chasing the stupidest fucking lead possible and outright attacking former guests of the show in a blind rage. Holy fuck lolcow lolcow lolcow lolcow I disavow everything he's a complete fucking exceptional individual holy shit.

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But then he says the pedo furry mumkey was fuckin was attractive? I see the daydrinking has corroded parts of dick's brain that are in charge of standards and consistency,

 

[Pissmaster]

Come to think of it, it's lolcowish that Marie used the fucking hulagirl86 email address in her restraining order court case, similar to how Maddox uses "captain.maddox@gmail" for professional shit. Like they couldn't just have "marie.valenzuela@gmail" or something? Lots of people have professional email addresses with their real name as opposed to a screen name.

And to camwhore under the same username you'd use in a court document? JFC.

 

[OwO What's This?]

But then he says the pedo furry mumkey was fuckin was attractive? I see the daydrinking has corroded parts of dick's brain that are in charge of standards and consistency,

This is such obvious bait and it pains me to know he's probably going to take it.

 

[Unog]

Several pages of autistic facial recognition bullshit was worth wading through to get to this.

Hey, Dax! I thought the camwhore stuff was bullshit, and the pictures didn't sway me. Now I think it's legit-- because of YOUR reaction! Circumstantial evidence is the most important evidence, regardless what TV says.

This reaction's sold me on it being real more than any autistic navel-gazing in this thread or elsewhere has.

I know it's not the greatest website, but his reaction reminds me of this. He's name-dropped @George Cuckzunian twice now and has even gotten so puffed up that he's trying to tattle to the woman he thinks is his girlfriend.

There's no fucking way that he's spazzing this hard for something that's just made up bullshit.

 

[Gangster Talk]

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He's out of fucking control. He's in the midst of a complete meltdown right now.

"Your boyfriend's name is Ben, this guy talking shit about me calls himself Ben (but not really), he's HARASSING me"

Wait, does he really just think his name is Ben because his Discord handle is BenGarrisonDidNothingWrong? Or does he think he's BenGarrisonDidNothingWrong because her boyfriend's name is Ben? Does he know who Ben Garrison is?

 

[Love Machine]

Wait, why does null give ralph so much shit over the drinking. While he gives dick a pass on the day drinking and drug abuse due to lockdown. Most normies lockdown hobby isnt abusing substances, and it causes them both to do lolcowish things.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

https://archive.is/v6zOl

 

[Unog]

Wait, why does null give ralph so much shit over the drinking. While he gives dick a pass on the day drinking and drug abuse due to lockdown. Most normies lockdown hobby isnt abusing substances, and it causes them both to do lolcowish things.

He's gone hard at dick for his own substance problems lately. It was at some point in the most recent MATI iirc, but he's made mention of it elsewhere too.

 

[Xarpho]

Dick has spent so much time crying about KF that it's bound to attract attention from others. I mean, Maddox knows the identity of 80s Girl, couldn't he confirm through some way that Marie is in fact 80s Girl just to spite Dick?

His own outbursts just continue the confirmation that Marie is 80s Girl. So let's just say for the purposes of devil's advocate that Marie being 80s Girl and HulaGirl86 and all that shit is totally wrong. Let's say that Dick lives in a way nicer house and 80s Girl actually resembles something closer to this:

Spoiler: Definitely not who 80s Girl is

Meanwhile, Marie is a perfectly innocent schoolteacher who has never known Dick, never lived with him, and definitely never had sex with him.

When has Dick ever white-knighted a third party so hard, enough to harass his acquaintances over who the DANG DIRTY TROLL really is? Dick has been a public figure for years, and that's just not his M.O.

 

[Freeman]

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https://archive.md/v6zOl

Don't listen to him Dick, you're on the right track keep going.

 

[Pissmaster]

Wait, does he really just think his name is Ben because his Discord handle is BenGarrisonDidNothingWrong? Or does he think he's BenGarrisonDidNothingWrong because her boyfriend's name is Ben? Does he know who Ben Garrison is?

Dick was involved with the pro-Trump community back in 2016, enough to get an AMA on r/the_donald and Mike Cernovich on the show when it was new. He knows who Ben Garrison is.

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

I see the daydrinking has corroded parts of dick's brain that are in charge of standards and consistency,

Consistency is hard, and so is coping with your gf's sordid past.

 

[The Beer Padawan]

Did.... did Mr. Dick "Karen Farms" Masterson actually call the manager on this thread?

 

[OwO What's This?]

Did.... did Mr. Dick "Karen Farms" Masterson actually call the manager on this thread?

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Holy shit.

 

[Pissmaster]

Dick has spent so much time crying about KF that it's bound to attract attention from others. I mean, Maddox knows the identity of 80s Girl, couldn't he confirm through some way that Marie is in fact 80s Girl just to spite Dick?

His own outbursts just continue the confirmation that Marie is 80s Girl. So let's just say for the purposes of devil's advocate that Marie being 80s Girl and HulaGirl86 and all that shit is totally wrong. Let's say that Dick lives in a way nicer house and 80s Girl actually resembles something closer to this:

Spoiler: Definitely not who 80s Girl is

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Meanwhile, Marie is a perfectly innocent schoolteacher who has never known Dick, never lived with him, and definitely never had sex with him.

When has Dick ever white-knighted a third party so hard, enough to harass his acquaintances over who the DANG DIRTY TROLL really is? Dick has been a public figure for years, and that's just not his M.O.

There's no doubt whatsoever that Marie is 80's Girl. It's entirely anecdotal, but she's shown up to Road Rages before, so fans have met her (though kept her out of photos), and I personally remember seeing one comment on The Dick Show's subreddit ages ago, probably from Jesse PS, mentioning something about Marie that got nuked quickly. I already looked into Crappy Children's Art's acknowledgements out of curiosity (Dick outright mentioned the time period Maddox dated 80's Girl on an early episode), so I found her full name, picture, and even a basic website about her teacher role ages ago.

But I didn't care, and Dick hadn't chimped out about her or anything back then.

I guess this Hulagirl86 revelation has really sent him into a crazed spiral. Interesting how Asterios was able to shill anything he wanted and was always welcome on the show until the very moment he dropped the powerword "hulagirl86".

 

[MemeGrey]

Someone reach out to Modern Medusa to see if she will sign up and talk to us. I bet there’s a lot of interesting stories to tell about Maddax

Who do you think @News Babe really is?

 

[Jack Awful]

It's amazing that under the smallest amount of pressure, Dick completely collapses into insanity.

He was a Lolcow all along. We just didn't see it because we were too busy sucking him off.

 

[Unog]

Lol