[27-May-2020] The 100th Vest Streak Celebration Style Stream

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Would be interesting to know how much he actually made from this vestcapade. We know he's gotten a bunch of troll tips that he adds to the total even if they're obviously gonna get charged back. But even if he had like half of em charged back, that's still over five grand to see some fat middle aged guy to put on a vest.

Also did anyone who watched notice if DSP was any better when he was wearing his glasses so he could actually see the fucking screen?
 
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Would be interesting to know how much he actually made from this vestcapade. We know he's gotten a bunch of troll tips that he adds to the total even if they're obviously gonna get charged back. But even if he had like half of em charged back, that's still over five grand to see some fat middle aged guy to put on a vest.

Also did anyone who watched notice if DSP was any better when he was wearing his glasses so he could actually see the fucking screen?
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They're not his prescription glasses. They're some kind of overly expensive eyestrain reducing glasses, and I think they magnify things a little. They're basically a gamer version of those UV blocking glasses the elderly wear.

As for the tips gained during the vest streak, if someone can go back and find when the streak started, I can total them up.
 
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You know the funny thing about this "celebration" is the fact that this is not for his fans but for the haters, critics, detractors, etc, etc; just another moment to dunk on us and say "I made all this money ha ha ha y'all can't stop me!!!"

Unfortunately for Phil 1. We don't care and 2. Your vest streak give us more chances to point and laugh at the fact his fanbase has literally turned him into a clown...
 
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A whole 10k thrown into the endless abyss that is the United States of Phil. Still no money to get a new keyboard, still no money to buy new games, also please buy me a Turbografix Mini on Amazon.
Sure hope it was worth it to troll the detractors, own the detractors during a pandemic! Let's see if this shitshow has anything interesting to offer yet.
 
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They're not his prescription glasses. They're some kind of overly expensive eyestrain reducing glasses, and I think they magnify things a little. They're basically a gamer version of those UV blocking glasses the elderly wear.

As for the tips gained during the vest streak, if someone can go back and find when the streak started, I can total them up.
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It started March 20, 2020 during the premier of Animal Crossing. Bishop of Mercy was the first whale to hit the goal.


Go to 1:45:50

DSP made over $300 playing DEWM during the day stream so the vest discussion started after that stream.
 
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Here's how it's gonna go down:
Phil introduces the stream as a celebration from the support of his fans. Some vague talk about his bad financials/bankruptcy and how this helps him.
In return, he shows us he got a new vest (i'm gonna guess either a red or blue best) and if he hits the tips goal of $100, he will swap to the new vest. Potentially another shitty video of him reacting to hitting his tip goals for the last 100 streams. The DSP tries it is gonna be him taking three bites of a popeyes chicken sandwich and then putting it away until after the stream.
Expect party favors to be blown every $10+ dono he gets. Overall, he nets in $500+ this stream. He put's on the glasses and new vest. Jasper is in the room for less than 10 minutes because his cat hates his ass.
 
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Here's how it's gonna go down:
Phil introduces the stream as a celebration from the support of his fans. Some vague talk about his bad financials/bankruptcy and how this helps him.
In return, he shows us he got a new vest (i'm gonna guess either a red or blue best) and if he hits the tips goal of $100, he will swap to the new vest. Potentially another shitty video of him reacting to hitting his tip goals for the last 100 streams. The DSP tries it is gonna be him taking three bites of a popeyes chicken sandwich and then putting it away until after the stream.
Expect party favors to be blown every $10+ dono he gets. Overall, he nets in $500+ this stream. He put's on the glasses and new vest. Jasper is in the room for less than 10 minutes because his cat hates his ass.
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Shit like this is why we call the retards, gimps, feebs and autists who pigroach money wheelchair because only a wheelchair would be entertained with so little.
 
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I'd give my left vesticle to see the streak end.
 
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"You're a complete Asshole-Liar and the reason your saying that is because you're jea-you're angry that I'm being successful!"
Timestamped @ 37m38s
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"I see bullshit when I see it, and that's horseshit"

Either his gin-pulped brain is actually sacrificing some motor skills, or he reads the farms and saw me/others make fun of him saying this exact same stupid fucking line a few weeks/months ago. Or he thinks it's genuinely funny and bleated it out again for his viewers. I'll believe any of them.

I actually do have brain farts like this where silly things tumble out of my mouth in either hilarious or moronic ways, but it's an organic thing. It's not something you really need to force. This shit just sounds forced to me coming from him, especially given the brief pause he takes between parts. Also, he's slightly slurring words.
 
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The only thing I want him to do for his 100 vest streak extravaganza is show everyone on stream his WWE Champions account.

If he does that... then we have a party, folks.
 
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the thing i'm most hyped about is the autism that will follow or happen during the celebration stream, where we'll see exactly how much money he spent on his vest

running total so far is $12 for 2 x pizza burritos
 
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I'd give my left vesticle to see the streak end.
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Unfortunately that is one of the reasons this thing won't stop. Phil is using the "vest streak" as a tool to tell his viewers how much him putting the vest on riles up the evil detractors and is how you can get back at them and "own" them, dood.

So dipshits like AMAC and Bishop of Mercy are thinking, "Just wait until they see me drop another $100... that'll show em."
 
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Unfortunately that is one of the reasons this thing won't stop. Phil is using the "vest streak" as a tool to tell his viewers how much him putting the vest on riles up the evil detractors and is how you can get back at them and "own" them, dood.

So dipshits like AMAC and Bishop of Mercy are thinking, "Just wait until they see me drop another $100... that'll show em."
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I don't care what Phil does.

He keeps the streak going and he welds another steel plate onto the bulwark of the prison he's fashioned himself over the last eleven years. He fails to keep the streak going and we get to watch him hem and haw and act disappointed toward his totally-not-employees. Either way anyone with enough sense not to be emotionally invested in him wins.
 
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