Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[The Husbando Collector]

@AnOminous The Wogglebug can never be a registered sex offender anymore than Barney the Dinosaur can be.

@Blood Debts I am going to refuse your idea of giving the Wogglebug modest clothes when he first appears. Because it would just be too unrealistic. The picture book is only told from the Wogglebug's point of view at the start of his living a sentient life. But the screenplay it's based on goes into detail from Knowitall's point of view and shows how he created wogglebugs, did some experiments to determine the one he wanted to be for his great plan to save Genoma and then just placed him on the rug by the hearth next to his desk. He obviously had no way of being able to make him clothes when he was that small as he created him with science and not with magic after all. His story is just unique from those bugs in James and the Giant Peach. And I like it that way. And I don't care who finds his first appearing naked as creepy. I think he's adorable and dignified with or without clothes.

You do realize that you have a literal talking bug for a kid's media and you bitch about it being unrealistic to give it clothes even though it can already talk and has human-like intelligence? I'm pretty sure it's fine to have enough suspension of disbelief and give the damn thing some ratty looking clothes to make it come off less child molester-y and more scrappy but lovable character as animals in kids cartoons acting like humans and wearing clothes is a trope as old as the medium of animation to make said animal more charming. Also because the idea of a naked grown-ass bug being near children has way more horrific implications than if it was dressed in a raggedy coat.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Wogglebug should attempt to cater a bit to boys as well. I would again suggest an action scene where Wogglebug exterminates some baddies by wielding 4 submachineguns at the same time. It would really spice things up.

@John Waters Art Bong I've paid 4 expert screenplay coverage readers on Fiverr to review and critique my first two screenplays. The lowest I've paid is $15 and the highest is $70. And one of them who is a woman who is a screenwriter and producer with a passion for reviewing other people's scripts and favors the fantasy genre gave my screenplay for Sylvie and the Wogglebug a "Recommend" which is the highest rating to give a script above a "Consider" or a "Pass" which means it's ready now for being marketed.

Has that one person, that gave you a "Recommended" rating offered further help, I wonder.

 

[WogglebugLover]

You do realize that you have a literal talking bug for a kid's media and you bitch about it being unrealistic to give it clothes even though it can already talk and has human-like intelligence? I'm pretty sure it's fine to have enough suspension of disbelief and give the damn thing some ratty looking clothes to make it come off less child molester-y and more scrappy but lovable character as animals in kids cartoons acting like humans and wearing clothes is a trope as old as the medium of animation.

The screenplay of "The Incredible Tale of Mr. Wogglebug" also explains how he only learned to talk and gained human-like intelligence both from listening to and learning from Professor Knowitall and his students. Which is also just realistic.

@RomanesEuntDomus Yes, that one person who gave "Sylvie and the Wogglebug" a recommend also offered further help as did all the coverage readers. And I have lately hired a new co-writer to help me make sure that both scripts are perfected. Because even perfect scripts sometimes still need work.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Yes, that one person who gave "Sylvie and the Wogglebug" a recommend also offered further help as did all the coverage readers.

What kind of help, though? And did she offer you a special tariff or anything? That might be hard to tell, I guess it would only be useful if you could share what she offered to do and what she would ask for in return.

And I have lately hired a new co-writer to help me make sure that both scripts are perfected. Because even perfect scripts sometimes still need work.

What is his job precisely as a co-wrtier?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Wogglebug should attempt to cater a bit to boys as well. I would again suggest an action scene where Wogglebug exterminates some baddies by wielding 4 submachineguns at the same time. It would really spice things up.

I got you.

Spoiler: autism

Sweat trickled down Woggle's beady head. Adrenaline flowed through his veins.

It was now or never.

With a roar that would even turn the bravest of hell's generals turn to stone with fear, he busted through the Wicked Witch's of the West's fortress of despair. The flying monkeys didn't have enough time to react as they were torn to shreds by the bullets firing from Wogglebug's submachineguns made from pure testosterone.

One of the guards came crashing through one of the windows, a chainsaw made of motorcycles revving up as it swooped down to attack.

"Eat this!" Wogglebug screamed as he fired bullets into the monkey.

"Well done," a low, ominous, sultry contralto surrounded the gore-splattered room.

"You," Wogglebug spat.

The Wicked Witch appeared. Her shapely figure exaggerated by the low-cut velvet dress she wore. Her long legs peeking through the slits in the floor-length skirt.

"What did you do to Dorothy!?" Wogglebug demanded.

"She's alive- but not for long," the vile demoness cackled. Behind her was Dorothy, barely conscious.

Rage boiled through Woggle as he charged towards her, the witch summoned a dragon the size of China and made from the blood of fallen warriors. It let out a might roar, ready to rip into living flesh for once more.

Wogglebug jumped on top of the dragon and ripped out one of its teeth before impaling it through the dragon's eye. The dragon swung its claws towards the bug, but Woggle was too fast as he threw a grenade into the dragon's mouth- making it explode into a million pieces of gore, splattering everything in the room.

As the witch was about to summon another demon from hell, Wogglebug grabbed her tiddy and violently ripped it out. Titty tissue and blood spurted out as the witch screamed in pain.

Wogglebug dislocated her jaw and forced all four submachineguns into her mouth.

"This is where your story ends," he said as he fired, the witch's head now only a bloody, gooey mess of skull and brain.

 

[WogglebugLover]

What kind of help, though? And did she offer you a special tariff or anything? That might be hard to tell, I guess it would only be useful if you could share what she offered to do and what she would ask for in return.

What is his job precisely as a co-wrtier?

She and two of the other readers put highlights with pop-up notes in my screenplay pointing out areas that needed to be fixed. And she also wrote suggestions for minor story improvements in another document.

It's a woman actually. And she so far has been helping me write better description and following our discussions of how to better the script she has written me an outline of all the things to do in my next rewrite.

 

[AnOminous]

@AnOminous The Wogglebug can never be a registered sex offender anymore than Barney the Dinosaur can be.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I love that whenever the thread gets necro'd, it's by Cynthia herself. @WogglebugLover, don't you have anything better to. . .oh. Right. Of course not.

Danny gets some extraterrestrial feline poon for his birthday.

I thought your quip was an exaggeration until I watched the video & now I want to die.

@FreakyFredsTrannyGranny I actually have most of my old videos saved on my computer but I couldn't show them to you if I wanted to. They contain the voice of the Wogglebug's former voice actor who forbids me from displaying his work now that he has quit.

Ah, @voiceguy. Sad he had to get mercy-banned. I miss him. Hope he's doing okay. Glad he finally cut ties.

Anyway, Cynthia. While I'm a little miffed you're still waaaay underpaying your artists, even your scammy ones, why not just make the art yourself? You could go full Amanda Turcol/LadyAlt/MandaTee, another goblina who has been in love with a one-off forgettable fictional character as long as you have.

We all know this is REALLY the kind of art you want, you & the Wogglebug in romantic situations.

(No, I'm not posting the NSFW ones.)

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I love that whenever the thread gets necro'd, it's by Cynthia herself. @WogglebugLover, don't you have anything better to. . .oh. Right. Of course not.

I thought your quip was an exaggeration until I watched the video & now I want to die.

Ah, @voiceguy. Sad he had to get mercy-banned. I miss him. Hope he's doing okay. Glad he finally cut ties.

Anyway, Cynthia. While I'm a little miffed you're still waaaay underpaying your artists, even your scammy ones, why not just make the art yourself? You could go full Amanda Turcol/LadyAlt/MandaTee, another goblina who has been in love with a one-off forgettable fictional character as long as you have.View attachment 1322850
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We all know this is REALLY the kind of art you want, you & the Wogglebug in romantic situations.

(No, I'm not posting the NSFW ones.)

Off-topic: what's with dumpy white girls and wanting to fuck unattractive fictional characters that aren't even human or look human?

Back on track: Wogglebug is better off as Oz's version of Rambo and Cynthia's projects will crash and burn and her only legacy will be as the one girl that schlicks it to an obscure character that is meant to be annoying and no one likes.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Off-topic: what's with dumpy white girls and wanting to fuck unattractive fictional characters that aren't even human or look human?

I'm starting to think this is just how autism spectrum disorders manifest in women.

I also didn't realize Cynthia's like four years older than I am. I was thinking she was much older than that with how long she's been boomering it up online.

 

[WogglebugLover]

@BOLDYSPICY! It's not that I wouldn't like to draw my own illustrations in my own books. It's just I honestly cannot draw even as good as the art you posted from Amanda Turcol. I wish I could at least draw as good as that but I just never learned. I admit I am sort of settling for the second best illustrator I could have as much as I am for the second best voice actor I can have right now. But it's just what fate has dealt me.

@THOTHunterAlice You are wrong. One of these days my dreams will manifest into reality. I am not letting unbelievers like you bring me down. And according to my latest script reviewers I have finally succeeded with a couple of new supportive co-writers to make the Wogglebug as lovable as I mean him to be and the scripts are on their way to being perfected before I start marketing them this year.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

@BOLDYSPICY! It's not that I wouldn't like to draw my own illustrations in my own books. It's just I honestly cannot draw even as good as the art you posted from Amanda Turcol. I wish I could at least draw as good as that but I just never learned. I admit I am sort of settling for the second best illustrator I could have as much as I am for the second best voice actor I can have right now. But it's just what fate has dealt me.

@THOTHunterAlice You are wrong. One of these days my dreams will manifest into reality. I am not letting unbelievers like you bring me down. And according to my latest script reviewers I have finally succeeded with a couple of new supportive co-writers to make the Wogglebug as lovable as I mean him to be and the scripts are on their way to being perfected before I start marketing them this year.

Bitch if wogglebug was meant to be a lovable character, he would have been one long ago when the Oz author was still alive. Second, they're only saying that to get moar moneyz from you. You aren't fooling anyone. You want to make a lovable kids character? Make one yourself that stems from your own imagination instead of plonking money for an overglorified bad fanfiction that at best case scenario would be ammo for internet reviewers to rip a new gaping asshole into like those bad pixar knock-offs.

 

[Blood Debts]

@Blood Debts I am going to refuse your idea of giving the Wogglebug modest clothes when he first appears. Because it would just be too unrealistic. The picture book is only told from the Wogglebug's point of view at the start of his living a sentient life. But the screenplay it's based on goes into detail from Knowitall's point of view and shows how he created wogglebugs, did some experiments to determine the one he wanted to be for his great plan to save Genoma and then just placed him on the rug by the hearth next to his desk. He obviously had no way of being able to make him clothes when he was that small as he created him with science and not with magic after all. His story is just unique from those bugs in James and the Giant Peach. And I like it that way. And I don't care who finds his first appearing naked as creepy. I think he's adorable and dignified with or without clothes.

If you were doing this just for your own enjoyment I'd say fine, but because you're apparently on a crusade to create a new children's icon, then you really should care if people think he's a fucking creep for being naked around kids. You can think it's adorable all you want, but most people in the world don't occupy the same deranged headspace as you.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

But it's just what fate has dealt me.

No. This is the whole that you dug yourself into. You treated your "best voice actor" like shit and made him so mad at you, that he forced you to abondon your previous videos. This was no fault or error on his part, it was all your doing.

And don't be so rude and say you "settled" for an artist, even if you call them "second best", it still is impolite as fuck.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Does Wogglebuglover like the Globglogabgalab?

 

[WogglebugLover]

@THOTHunterAlice Actually as far as I am concerned the Wogglebug was lovable when he first appeared in Baum's book. He was just put in the wrong place and with the wrong other characters and in the wrong situations for him. I am now righting all those wrongs. And for all I know Baum would be proud of me.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

@THOTHunterAlice Actually as far as I am concerned the Wogglebug was lovable when he first appeared in Baum's book. He was just put in the wrong place and with the wrong other characters and in the wrong situations for him. I am now righting all those wrongs. And for all I know Baum would be proud of me.

X to doubt. If Baum did mean Woggle to be likable he would have been already like with Dorothy, Tin Man, etc. The fact that he isn't is contrary to your statement, genius. Woggle was meant to be the smarmy asswipe that everyone hates, you only like him because YOU see yourself in him- a smarmy asswipe that everyone cannot stand. Flies of a turd buzz together.

 

[Deadpool]

@WogglebugLover is the next movie going to be people standing around talking, while nothing exciting happens and no one cares? Cause that's what your last movie was and it was boring as fuck. No kid is going to sit through that shit.

 

[The Un-Clit]

The screenplay of "The Incredible Tale of Mr. Wogglebug" also explains how he only learned to talk and gained human-like intelligence both from listening to and learning from Professor Knowitall and his students. Which is also just realistic.

@RomanesEuntDomus Yes, that one person who gave "Sylvie and the Wogglebug" a recommend also offered further help as did all the coverage readers. And I have lately hired a new co-writer to help me make sure that both scripts are perfected. Because even perfect scripts sometimes still need work.

Paid help, of course. You are a sap if you give these grifters a single cent, but since you have a history of doing just that I am sure you are already financing someone's liquor and smokes fund as they string you along. (sigh)

There should be an addition to P.T. Barnum's 'a sucker born every minute' saying, something about 'and they never fucking learn'.

 

[HickoryDickory]

instead of plonking money for an overglorified bad fanfiction that at best case scenario would be ammo for internet reviewers to rip a new gaping asshole into like those bad pixar knock-offs.

I'd be down for a Vídeo Brinquedo Wogglebug. It can't be any worse than this version.

After being gone so long, it's nice to see voiceguy finally is out of the picture... Sadly Cynthia remains the same.

If the Wogglebug dance animation isn't on YT anymore, I think I might still have a copy somewhere.