Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[RandallBoggs]

Yeah that was something I was thinking, she seems to already have a mom-bod. I have never seen an abdomen like hers on anyone who is supposedly a "gym rat" - that would imply the pooch cant be excess fat. Are we sure Anisa hasn't had a kid, maybe when she was a teenager and in high school. Perhaps gave it up for adoption or something? Her parents are (or were) supposedly conservative and muslim so stands to reason they probably would make her get rid of a kid. Instead of having their daughter be a teenage single mom.

Might explain her constant need for validation and to be told she is still attractive. A past pregnancy could also explain her desire to have a breast augmentation, since breasts can become saggy or loose volume after pregnancy.

If Anisa works out as much as she claims then I find it very odd that she can't shift the abdomen pooch and sagging. Her belly button is horizontal, which is something I have only seen on fat women and postpartum women. Her waist is also quite wide in proportion to the rest of her, which I believe is another permanent change which can happen to women who have given birth.. tinfoil time

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Have you ever seen a woman in real life? Most have wide hips since you know, they're built to push out babies. Her body is the most average skinnyfat woman body I've ever seen. If she was pregnant she'd also have insane stretchmarks to show for it.
She wanted a breast augmentation because she's an insecure attention whore, also keep in mind that she got her implants like a month before starting to post on onlyfans, so the only logical conclusion is that she got them in order to have some "advantage" in her "sex work".
Those aren't abs, that's belly fat, simple as that. Anisa lies about being a gym rat? imagine my shock. impossible.
TLDR this is the most r!etarded conspiracy theory I've read so far

 

[DumbDude42]

even a well trained athletic woman will not have visible abs unless she's on VERY low body fat levels. it's entirely possible that she actually does a lot of exercise.

 

[Dean Pentel]

even a well trained athletic woman will not have visible abs unless she's on VERY low body fat levels. it's entirely possible that she actually does a lot of exercise.

The folks that actually have a noteworthy physique don't exercise, they train. The difference is that they have specific goals, and a deadline.

Sure, Anisa may exercise regularly, but as I've said before, 1) you can't outwork a shitty diet, and 2) go to a commercial gym (when Corona-chan sees fit to quit being a cunt about them opening) and see the effort most people put into their "exercise."

Training that's not actually a waste of time is always difficult and uncomfortable. If it wasn't, it wouldn't elicit the physiological responses that people are doing the training to get.

Anisa doesn't look fit because she isn't. She doesn't invest the necessary time and effort into training, and more importantly, the recovery. But then, she doesn't have to. Simps throw a shit ton of money at her for this low effort trash, and the easy neetbux and validation is all she cares about anyway.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Can someone tell Ian that it's all well and good he's such a cuck so supportive of his girlfriend's Internet activities, but for fuck's sake, would it kill him to sponsor a personal trainer for her too? That ass and those legs are fucking sad.

Leg, thigh and buttock isolating lifts to tone with high set and rep loads every other day and whatever cardo training that's going on needs to be doubled this year or increased to the minimum of 20 minutes each day until it can be doubled from there if it's below that level right now. She's probably going to be stuck walking because any jumping exercises will stress the stretched chest pockets too much it looks like from the skin's response with vein flaring in the area.

Just registered account to tell you all that...Also your forum is responsible for bullying Chloe Sagal into suicide trans women who just wanted gender reasigment surgery fuck all of you incel scum fucks I hope this fucking site gets banned.

Wrong. JP Neumann self-immolated to protest lack of support in the country for the homeless population according to his mumbling manifesto before going up in flames. You simp, glad you're threadbanned.

There was a tweet posted recently where she said her boob job went through the nipple. So maybe her nips look fucked up at the moment? I don't really know how the recovery works on that, or how bad scarring would be. But that could be the reason for the pasties (large pasties, at that). There's a chance it isn't the case that Anisa thinks she's too good to show nip but that rather her nips are simply rekt atm. I guess we'll find out eventually.

I said in my first post in the thread she had nipple sutures still healing you could see just outside the last pixels of the obscuring additions over her photos. Her scarring is not horrible, compared to her natural skin tone the hues are not that far off so it blends alright enough, but it's noticeable and if you know what to look for, you will never unsee it.

the log is from 3 years ago when she was only doing youtube and twitch, and was barely making anything off them
visa situation might have changed since then too, but still an interesting bit of info

That's still a job though. Sole proprietorship unless there's a corporate formation she's getting income passed through from.

Full nudes by 2021, have to get those augmentation scars healed up first after all, which would be behind the Momo pace for the development. Alison Rapp is taking notes like crazy in this thread right now!

 

[longjohn]

Did anyone here watch her last stream? I'm listening right now in the background, and we're starting fucking strong:

-Briefly mentions that her obsession with how she and her body look are part of her "OCD" (she specifically says that she has an "obsession" and her "compulsion" is to "talk about it, ask questions about it, and pinch her skin/fat", not verbatim but pretty close). Edit: she goes on to say it's not only her OCD (which she says has "daily or weekly long obsessions") she also has PTSD, guise. Her current "job" is also causing her to have obsessive episodes over her body. Big shocker.

-She says she has no "free days" because she's always "doing stuff". Claims she spent all the day before yesterday learning Photoshop, so looks like we're going to get some noteably bad edits on her OF crap pretty soon.

-She and Ian weren't at any point going to ADOPT a dog from shelter or anything like the term 'adoption' implies. They selected a newborn Rottweiler puppy from a breeder (or randy selling his mutts) out of a litter of 4, born on the 15, and sadly the baby died because it wouldn't drink milk even after needing to be tube fed.

-Says death has been following her these last few years and she's "so done". Also, mocks her followers briefly over some drama involving her telling one of her follows that "she'd raise her baby to assassinate them". It was stupid then, it's stupid now, but she says she's "too old for the internet" implying that it's because people critique her online.

I'm 15 minutes in, and that's what I got. I will listen to the rest off and on today and recap anything else for those of you who just can't be bothered. Unless one of you lovely kiwis hopefully also listened and can give a rundown on the other 2 hours to help me out? Hoo boy

Sidenote: Null said on stream the other day that he theorized Ian after his recent drama can't take what he dishes, so he's helping Ethan behind the scenes with Keem (the way Ethan helped him go for Leafy) in order to keep his own hands clean. It's just a tinfoil, but I actually would not be surprised if true. Also, Anisa weighed in on the Keem/Ethan debacle on Twitter and I just haven't reposted the Tweets or archive here yet because lazy. Tl;dr people are meanies, avoid this drama if you're mentally ill because it's triggering, GFuel is koolaid tier shit anyway so who cares Keem got dropped, and that she had been posting and insta-deleting all day because it's soooooo hard on her.

 

[RandallBoggs]

That's not how OCD works you troon looking cunt.
Also, so not only they buy a purebred puppy, but from what I understand a puppy that didn't even begin weaning?? You're not supposed to separate a mother dog and a puppy that is still nursing. Neither of them is a professional with the knowledge of how to take care of a newborn puppy, of course he fucking died. No self respecting breeder would give them away that early, if they actually cared they would've reported him to AKC or something

 

[longjohn]

That's not how OCD works you troon looking cunt.
Also, so not only they buy a purebred puppy, but from what I understand a puppy that didn't even begin weaning?? You're not supposed to separate a mother dog and a puppy that is still nursing. Neither of them is a professional with the knowledge of how to take care of a newborn puppy, of course he fucking died. No self respecting breeder would give them away that early, if they actually cared they would've reported him to AKC or something

No, the way she tells the story is that the guy/breeder/or whoever owned the mother was still taking care of the dogs, they just picked one of the litter that they would eventually get. It's not clear if it was pure bred or if it was just coming from some guy who didn't fix his dog and ended up selling the puppies. The puppy wouldn't nurse and thus the breeder tried tube feeding it and the poor thing still died.

To specify, they didn't kill the puppy. Anisa has been saying on Twitter for like 2 weeks that she and Ian were going to "adopt" a little brother or sister for their gross little dog. What they actually did was put in a bid for a shiny, new puppy who died as a result of bad breeding, bad care, or who knows why. Sometimes it happens I guess, I'm not a dog breeder. It just raises a lot of questions for me especially because in the stream she said, "I shouldn't have even talked about" or something because she knew something was wrong.

 

[Schmeckel]

Yeah that was something I was thinking, she seems to already have a mom-bod. I have never seen an abdomen like hers on anyone who is supposedly a "gym rat" - that would imply the pooch cant be excess fat. Are we sure Anisa hasn't had a kid, maybe when she was a teenager and in high school. Perhaps gave it up for adoption or something? Her parents are (or were) supposedly conservative and muslim so stands to reason they probably would make her get rid of a kid. Instead of having their daughter be a teenage single mom.

Might explain her constant need for validation and to be told she is still attractive. A past pregnancy could also explain her desire to have a breast augmentation, since breasts can become saggy or loose volume after pregnancy.

If Anisa works out as much as she claims then I find it very odd that she can't shift the abdomen pooch and sagging. Her belly button is horizontal, which is something I have only seen on fat women and postpartum women. Her waist is also quite wide in proportion to the rest of her, which I believe is another permanent change which can happen to women who have given birth.. tinfoil time

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In the second pic, it shows something that's always bothered me that sort of creates an optical illusion. The mole/freckle that is dangerously close to her belly button sometimes makes said belly button look larger than it really is. When scrolling past I've had to return and say, "man, that gut is getting big." it's just the freckle.

She's got a fairly average thot body, a donkey lips face that is incapable of doing that "sexy pouty lip" look, and tries way to hard to give the impression that her ass isn't kinda dumpy.

 

[longjohn]

So I got to the 1:35 min mark. Tl;dr, talks about dating troubles and hating the bar scene, there's ChrisRayGun lusting but she's trying to be self aware and own the drama surrounding it but just sounds like a thin-skinned tard, her crazy mom is modding as always. Here is the funniest bit to me though if you don't want to click and read the spoiler:

-Said a guy she used to know sent her a link to a site that "hosted all her content for free" and that she's "number one there". They were either talking about thothub or here on the farms. If it was here, hi Anisa and hi to whichever madlad that trolled her. Said another guy she dated asked for free access to her OF. She calls him cheap if he can't even afford the ten dollars to court her. She blocked the troll, but she didn't block the guy she previously dated because vague reasons.

Spoiler: If you're interested in what happened in her last stream

-five year old Anisa nearly died and was in the hospital and that's why she has problems. Something about Carl Jung and Jordan Perterson and her talking out of her ass. She has gone to a therapist and highly recommends.

-Her dad getting sick made her realize what really matters in life and it tested her whole family's mental health. They literally all have OCD too she says, claiming her dad counts stuff and one of her siblings jumps up and down to see if they jiggle.

-She talks about dating and specifically a cheap guy who expected her to pay his meal tab. I think this may have been in reference to her last bf who she complained about similarly in the past. Unless I'm mistaken, he was at most 19/20 when they dated and she's a few years older, so I'm just going to say I'm not shocked.

-Says she and Ian went strictly Dutch the first 1-2 years of their relationship and they'd only do things she could afford half of, though I seem to remember him taking her on a Hawaii trip super early in their relationship when she was crying on stream about being flat broke, so I don't know about that.

-Talks about going to the bar with ChrisRayGun and friend. Someone called him a Nazi. She claims Chris is "even more Liberal" than her and found it ridiculous someone would say that to him.

-She does a drawing of CRG as an anime waifu. Up to this point she had claimed she doesn't care about people talking shit (despite saying previously that she cares enough to have OCD episodes over it) but she kept mocking people who talk about her and her drama. So her and her human toilets in the chat started joking about her tracing and how that drama was WAY overblown. She also does an "impression" of her h8ters, "omg Anisa is cheating on her bf with CRG because she drew him as a waifu". Yeah, okay Anisa.

That's as far as I can make it and at this point in the stream, things are incredibly boring. I'm sure there is shit I glossed over or missed, but she's too dull and I refuse to listen to more than I need to. The drawing looks like shit btw. Go back to tracing, Pear.

 

[Kosher Salt]

No, the way she tells the story is that the guy/breeder/or whoever owned the mother was still taking care of the dogs, they just picked one of the litter that they would eventually get. It's not clear if it was pure bred or if it was just coming from some guy who didn't fix his dog and ended up selling the puppies. The puppy wouldn't nurse and thus the breeder tried tube feeding it and the poor thing still died.

To specify, they didn't kill the puppy. Anisa has been saying on Twitter for like 2 weeks that she and Ian were going to "adopt" a little brother or sister for their gross little dog. What they actually did was put in a bid for a shiny, new puppy who died as a result of bad breeding, bad care, or who knows why. Sometimes it happens I guess, I'm not a dog breeder. It just raises a lot of questions for me especially because in the stream she said, "I shouldn't have even talked about" or something because she knew something was wrong.

Figures that they'd pick out the cuck of the litter.

 

[FlyingWeirdo]

Her streams just make me always question a lot of things. Now she claims that she indeed goes to therapy. Alright good... but she still went on and on about all her shit that she claims to deal with on a daily basis. Doesn't seem like therapy is helping, if she still needs to vent about these things to chat.

Her talking about the puppy dying as if it's another "obstacle" for her to deal with in life kind of just wants me to roll my eyes. Sure it's sad that the puppy died. But a breeder shouldn't be promising or letting people reserve one until they are all sure to be healthy and taken them all to the vet to get everything checked. Eyes, hips, plus get their shots. Usually around 8-10 weeks is normally when a breeder takes in reservations and then around the 12th week you get to take the puppy home. At least that is how the breeders do around where I live.
Sure it's a sad thing. But doesn't Anisa have a dog? Shouldn't she know that you shouldn't look forward to a puppy until after they have had it checked at the vet?
It's like she knows nothing about the things she claims to have an interest in.

Then she finally after freaking over half the stream goes onto drawing. Finally doing SOMETHING... and then has to bitch about the tracing thing. Claiming she doesn't care at all. But she still talks about it a bunch of time.
Overall just boring. Super boring.

 

[Twinkie]

It's not uncommon for people to put deposits down on a puppy before the litter is even born stop clutching your pearls about this please.

 

[FlyingWeirdo]

It's not uncommon for people to put deposits down on a puppy before the litter is even born stop clutching your pearls about this please.

I wouldn't care if they did. But her acting like this was another huge thing she needed to tackle in life is pretty silly. But yeah, for some people it is common to buy an unborn puppy... and sometimes it does not turn out as planned due to complications. Normal people wouldn't go on about it as if it's this horrible thing that has happened to them.
The point I was making is that she has a dog, and should know about the standards when it comes to getting a puppy, especially one that is unborn.

 

[OwO What's This?]

 

[BoJack Horseman]

Man, usually Flashgitz videos are pretty cringe but this one was genuinely funny and spot-on. And the VA for Homer sounds identical to Dan Castellaneta which makes it even funnier.

"Dad, listen. If Mom wants to display her femeninity and Bart wants to watch from the treehouse and everyone's consenting, what's wrong with that? The more we can grow as a culture to accept these platforms that allow women to cut out the middle man the better they'll be able to live and contribute to society. If anything, Mom's setting a good example for me."

Why does that sound exactly like some shit Lisa would actually say these days in the show?

 

[longjohn]

Anisa confirmed on Twitter that Ian photographed her most recent set. I feel ike we've reached peak life imitating art.

 

[CEO of Lurkers]

Anisa confirmed on Twitter that Ian photographed her most recent set. I feel ike we've reached peak life imitating art.

This is a new level of cuckold, all that's left is letting a big black man have some fun time with her as he films

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

Anisa confirmed on Twitter that Ian photographed her most recent set. I feel ike we've reached peak life imitating art.

Well, yeah, he's finally making content someone may actually enjoy for once. He's not felt that feeling in a long time.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

After Anisa courageously opened up onlyfans so she could afford an extremely "good" care home for her Alzheimer father, he goes missing AGAIN:

So
1. Anisa isn't using her money to help her dad, but used him as an excuse to set herself from other sex workers. She's not doing this because she's desperate for money, she's saving her dad, remember?
2. Her mom is too busy fighting bullies on the internet to look after her husband.


wow

 

[The Cum Consumer]

After Anisa courageously opened up onlyfans so she could afford a extremely "good" care home for her Alzheimer father, he goes missing AGAIN:
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So
1. Anisa isn't using her money to help her dad, but used him as an excuse to set herself from other sex workers. She's not doing this because she's desperate for money, she's saving her dad, remember?
2. Her mom is too busy fighting bullies on the internet to look after her husband.


wow

>be Anisa's dad
>move to Canada for a better life
>work hard and make something of myself
>meet beautiful white woman
>family's warning me about marrying a kuffar but I don't care
>she converts to Islam for me and we get married
>my daughter suddenly becomes ex-muslim
>she starts whoring around
>my wife supports this degeneracy
>daughter becomes an actual porn star
>I mercifully develop dementia so I don't have to remember this
>run away while my daughter has her boyfriend take half-naked pictures of her
>get found
>run away again, have to get as far as I can

I was kind of trying to go for a funny ending, but now I'm actually a little depressed. Shine on, you crazy diamond.