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Trigger Me Timbers said:
I think whats more reasonable is Jonny (in his finest gala ball gown) will be waiting at a mid-tier chain restaurant holding a single red rose.


His date is either A) a troll who will just take some photos of Jonny sitting in his booth looking more defeated as the night goes on or
B) His date sees him, realised they have been catfished and walk out before Jonny clocks on.
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I bet if he meets her for real, in his ball gown, and with his red rose in hand & tiara sitting firmly on his three-chinned head, gut spilling over his belt, the first thing he will say to her is-

"I have my period, do you have a spare tampon, I'm having trouble putting it in, (after 32 years of practising), and I need help, let's go into a toilet stall in the ladies and sort it all out". End of fucking date.

He will then rush home, struggling all the way with his three inch hard-on, insert a period pad into his rather large panties, and flog his little dick stupid until he falls exhausted on the floor and has a pretend seizure, cock in hand, thrilled at the shame and humiliation he has experienced, for this is what our sick little Johnny craves.

Ah, Johnny, I have seen your posts where you fantasise that your suicide will make you the same type of martyr as suicided teen, Amanda Todd. I have read how you have been known to make several suicide attempts in a day, but you never seem to succeed.

I can tell you how not to fail Johnny Boy, go to the top of a twenty story building and when you get there jump. I promise you you will not fail to die and I promise if you do it, i will get on social media and say, "Poor old Jessica, she ended up exactly the same as Amanda Todd" just to start the ball rolling with a bit of virtue signalling.

Except Amanda Todd was 15, you're 32. Amanda Todd was a biological female, you're male. Amanda Todd was bullied for no reason, you are being bullied because you're a paedophile and child predator.

Amanda Todd killed herself because a predator just like you tricked her into sending a photo of her breasts, he then used that photo to harass and blackmail her until she killed herself.

Is it possible that you could have been the actual predator, as you regularly ask young teens on the net for nude sexualised pics and you regularly send minors unsolicited photos of your cock and pissweak, excess-fat false tits (that you are convinced are real).

Seeing these visions have nearly been responsible for my suicide and any poor innocent teen that sees photos of your vile, fat body parts.

Amanda Todd did not have a fetish for female toilets and sanitary products, you do. Amanda Todd did not sue innocent migrant women to force them to wax his man-vagina, you did. Amanda Todd was not a lesbian- neither are you. Amanda Todd was not an oxygen-thieving, low-life cunt- you are.

Amanda Todd didn't go around assaulting innocent reporters just doing their job, you did. Amanda Todd did not rip off Cops for Cancer like you did when you entered the Miss BC beauty paegant, you did.

Amanda Todd did not go around sueing anybody and everybody for any reason whatsoever, you do.

Amanda Todd didn't fuck up her suicide, she killed herself outright the first time, no fucking about with all these pretend attempts, she just did it and then posted one video with her message and killed herself outright, not hundreds of messages threatening suicide where you have failed hundreds of times.

Amanda Todd never failed to kill herself you have- (ever heard of the boy who cried wolf).

Apart from that Johnny boy, the parallels between you and Amanda Todd are simply amazing, so please Johnny/Jessica, (Amanda) I know your reading this, you flirty little princess you, so please, do us all a fuckin favour and find a twenty story building, it's time to become Amanda Todd.

Enoby Way said:
You don't need to PL and give out career details (with a specific abbreviation that narrows your location down to only a couple of countries, no less.) unless relevant.

I'm not a paid member and I have the option to edit, after some time has passed your posts are no longer editable. The edit button, when it is available, is found by clicking the three dots next to the report button under your post. Hope that helps.
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I left the post for too long and the edit option is now gone but from now on all my stuff will be properly formatted for easy reading.
 
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Kiislova said:
A bit exceptional to give out information willy-nilly. :geek:
As per the cybersecurity 101 someone could politely coax an operator over a phone line to get the real name of Langley Resident.
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Unless this is a red herring ordered under a false name or by someone else and our resident @WGkitty is further driving our tampon enthusiast insane with paranoia. They don't seem concerned if Yaniv looks it up, so I assume this is just false lead bait.
 
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Enoby Way said:
You don't need to PL and give out career details (with a specific abbreviation that narrows your location down to only a couple of countries, no less.) unless relevant.

I'm not a paid member and I have the option to edit, after some time has passed your posts are no longer editable. The edit button, when it is available, is found by clicking the three dots next to the report button under your post. Hope that helps.
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Actually it's because he's a new user. I didn't think to check that. Since it used to be too easy for new people to come here, make a fool of themselves and then edit it all away before it could be archived for humor, new accounts now have to pass a certain threshold of posts before they are given edit privliges. Mea culpa.


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GethN7 said:
Unless this is a red herring ordered under a false name or by someone else and our resident @WGkitty is further driving our tampon enthusiast insane with paranoia. They don't seem concerned if Yaniv looks it up, so I assume this is just false lead bait.
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(AHEM) Yaniv reads his thread people!
 
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The only way Yaniv can tell whether Kitty's joking is to check his car over repeatedly. Get one of those wheeled mirrors on sticks law enforcement uses to check for bombs and contraband on the underside of vehicles and use it every time he sets out for a date with a fresh load of Timbits and a case of booze.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
(AHEM) Yaniv reads his thread people!
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I honestly don't know either way what the truth is, I'm just speculating, and if Yaniv is going to take my uneducated guesses as gospel, he's dumber than we all currently think.

Whatever @WGkitty has in mind is their business, I don't know shit from shinola, and if I did know something concrete, Yaniv would be the last to know.
 
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Meow Mix has two new ones up:

Yaniv’s “Date” Found! Tianna Speaks Up!
Link | Archive
"Tianna, 23, from the greater Vancouver area, was curious about girls and signed up for the HER lesbian dating app. Just her luck, her first match was JY, a lesbian with a dick. At first it seemed sketchy, but when she told another female friend about it, that friend knew JY, and the entire charade crumbled down. ..."

Addition: Yaniv tells Tianna he made Chelsko's career. And he aspires to become a 911 dispatcher.

JY Using Dating Apps as a Hunting Ground
Link | Archive
"... On Snapchat, it posted they had their first date (at the age of 32). Further investigation found that Yaniv created a fake dating profile claiming to be a lesbian with a picture making them unrecognizable. To disarm potential victims they claim to be a biological woman and shorter than they are in real life. There were other lies such as not being a drinker. ..."

Edit: The Archive Today links work in Brave and Safari, but not in Firefox. How's Chrome doing?
 
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In closing she added, “Thanks for the laugh, Johnny boy”.


Her words, not mine. What’s that tell you JY? It’s time for you to live a real life. Get in the real world. You’ll never find companionship when everything you sell is bullshit. Grow up.
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Fuckin OWNED, son. This is the lesson that JY should take to heart. And won't.
 
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nippleonbonerfart said:
I'm gonna get negrated, but, his penis is too big to be a micro-dick. It looks average in length by western standards but is still fat and gross.
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I see it at 3.5 inches hard. That is not normal size. I feel bad for you that you think it is.

Medically a micropenis is less than 3.67 inches (stretched flaccid). JY has got to be close one way or the other.
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
If anyone's demise is going to be logged by the coroner as "Death by Misadventure," this asshole is a prime candidate.

He's found hanging from a doorknob?

Death by misadventure.

He's found in a public restroom bleeding to death from his rectum?

Death by misadventure.

His foot washes up on a Puget Sound beach a year from now?

Death by misadventure.

For real, even if the cops suspected that someone had given him the ultimate a-log, what's the incentive for the cops to track down the real killer and bring them to justice? They're more likely to track the person down to send them a fruit basket and a thank-you note.
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I’m pretty sure that there is no doorknob that could support lard asses weight.
 
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wabbits said:
Meow Mix has two new ones up:

Yaniv’s “Date” Found! Tianna Speaks Up!
Link | Archive
"Tianna, 23, from the greater Vancouver area, was curious about girls and signed up for the HER lesbian dating app. Just her luck, her first match was JY, a lesbian with a dick. At first it seemed sketchy, but when she told another female friend about it, that friend knew JY, and the entire charade crumbled down. ..."

Addition: Yaniv tells Tianna he made Chelsko's career. And he aspires to become a 911 dispatcher.

JY Using Dating Apps as a Hunting Ground
Link | Archive
"... On Snapchat, it posted they had their first date (at the age of 32). Further investigation found that Yaniv created a fake dating profile claiming to be a lesbian with a picture making them unrecognizable. To disarm potential victims they claim to be a biological woman and shorter than they are in real life. There were other lies such as not being a drinker. ..."
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There’s an audio clip and article coming tomorrow: Meow Mix talks to Yaniv on the phone! What a delusional piece of shit he is!
 
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I don't know how it is in Canuckistan, but in all of the jurisdictions I'm familiar with, it's not really that difficult to get a job as a 911 dispatcher, since it's not a job that people are desperate to get (due to the hours and stress). Apply online, get past a low entry barrier (typically just a HS diploma is needed), take a civil service exam, the top X scores from the exam get an interview when a position is open. There might be a typing test as well, at least in larger departments.

I guess if you're an obese pedo who got fired from all of the shitty jobs he's ever had, getting a job as a 911 dispatcher might be "impossible." He got fired from Maple!AT&T's call center, IIRC, so I'm not sure if he thinks this will be any easier, or maybe he's trying to get "inside info" about his pedo ass getting cracked down on by the po-po, assuming he isn't lying.
 
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Picklechu said:
I don't know how it is in Canuckistan, but in all of the jurisdictions I'm familiar with, it's not really that difficult to get a job as a 911 dispatcher, since it's not a job that people are desperate to get (due to the hours and stress). Apply online, get past a low entry barrier (typically just a HS diploma is needed), take a civil service exam, the top X scores from the exam get an interview when a position is open. There might be a typing test as well, at least in larger departments.

I guess if you're an obese pedo who got fired from all of the shitty jobs he's ever had, getting a job as a 911 dispatcher might be "impossible." He got fired from Maple!AT&T's call center, IIRC, so I'm not sure if he thinks this will be any easier, or maybe he's trying to get "inside info" about his pedo ass getting cracked down on by the po-po, assuming he isn't lying.
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So what's his angle on the 911 dispatcher job? Does he think someone will have a tampon emergency? I can see him suing someone who called into 911 and called him "sir" or "dude". Surely they wouldn't hire a sped to do the job -- even if it is a troon. They can't be that desperate. JY needs a job that has zero interaction with the public. Maybe he should try medical transcription or data entry.
 
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Annnnnnd cute teenage girl Yaniv is doing what he always does when a woman or girl backs away from him - calling and calling and bawling and bawling. Incels always think women are not allowed to say no to men cute teenage girls, don't they?

Yaniv Retaliates Against Tianna!
Link | Archive
(Firefox is reporting Archives Today links as 403 Forbidden, but Brave is displaying the archived page.)

In the earlier Tianna article you can read his texts about his pursuit of the 911 job, by the way.

Edit: Link fixed.
 
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