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ARCHIVE: stop telling me who i am
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Maybe people won't tell you who you are if you actually had a personality gorl
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20 minutes of stupidity? SURE, WHY NOT.
TL;DW/R: YOU ALL ARE DUMB HAYDURS AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
Fucking hell, another old video! Yaaaaas!
0:00 ‘Hey guise.’ Still not enthused, but not exactly the SadnessLynn she was yesterday. This has the edge-tones of CuntyLynn to it. Either that, or I’m hearing what I want to hear because the title to this is so agro it’s ridiculous.
0:07 ‘So I hate to comment on my appearance in this sort of video because this video is (lip smack) serious in my opinion’ Oh shut up. Just say you’re a hot mess and your lighting is bad like you do every fucking video. Because you have that messy greasy dead-straw attempt at an up-doo going on (and no, that’s not how you spell it, and no, I do not care) that makes you look like a dead chicken that got run over with a combine harvester. You look like a yellowed corpse, your eyes are fucking BLACK, and your lopsided chin is fully sinking into your fat. But hey, we can see your stupid nose piercing, so I guess that means you haven’t quite gained back all of your 70 pounds you’ve lost. Gotta ‘binge’ more, gorl!
0:11 HOLY FUCKSTICKS. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?!!?
YIKES!!! Does nothing heal upon her grotesque body anymore?! Plus those black knuckles on that flabby meat mitten accompany those black beetus eyes so wonderfully. Third chin’s also nicely on display. Gorl, you a mess.
0:18 ‘I can see myself through the (wiggles hands around) camera, obviously.’ Viewfinder. Viewfinder is the word you’re looking for, AuthorLynn.
0:25 ‘And I look…. Kind of weird. Kind of wild.’ OMG, she got a thesaurus! She didn’t say she looks crazy! I think I might drop dead of a heart attack right here and now. Oh, and now she’s blathering about her outfit. Complaining about how she doesn’t have makeup on so it’s not complete.
0:37 Oh, now she’s addressing her scars. Says most of those are dog or cat scratches. And she’s being attacked by mosquitos. Says any time she gets a wound on her she will ‘itch and itch and itch it’ and then confesses to being a scab picker. Basically, she’s trying to distance her from the beetus-not-healing shit. Says it’s a ‘mention it before anyone else does’ but you’ve failed, because we’ve been discussing this shit for YEARS on the farms.
1:42 Finally to the point of this video - apparently the video’s about binge eating. Woo. Let me temper my fucking enthusiasm. Let’s hear ExpertLynn talk about a disorder she definitely doesn’t have.
1:45 Oh fuck, she’s going to wax on about her childhood and how she was eating more than she felt she should and shit.
2:05 Says that people have mentioned that she doesn’t binge because she plans it. Cuntily huffs out ‘I don’t always plan it.’ Yeah, but other than overeating, you don’t meet any of the OTHER wickets for binge eating (aka: you don’t fucking film that shit, you have no control, etc - the last video, you made conscious decisions to eat, you planned it like mad and you broadcasted it to the world. It was a fine display of gluttony, not binging. Per my old, old copy of the DSM IV. Which is outdated, yes, but not that much has changed).
2:12 First off, when she was 9-10 years old she was in an all girl’s group home and all of her meals/snacks were planned and she didn’t get a choice. There were times when she would sneak into the kitchen and go steal food because she was a fatass and she didn’t want to follow the rules. THAT’S NOT A BINGE, DUMMY. Then she’d go and eat in the group home. Now we know what she was doing at her only job. Eating on the pot. Also, she did Girl Scouts. She blathers for a while about how ordering cookies works. Then she confesses that she actually stole her damned order. Says ‘I was a good Girl Scout’ and it was ‘one instance’. A good Girl Scout doesn’t fucking steal from a customer. She stole Peanut Brittle from a teacher. Instead she went to start the shower to disguise what she was doing, went to hide in the closet and ate the entire box of Peanut Brittle. STILL NOT A BINGE. But she says it was a binge, because she was doing it alone and by herself.
5:15 Now talking about planned binging. Still not binging. Still gluttony. Your childhood was fucking stealing because you didn’t think it was fair that you were limited and couldn’t choose to eat as many processed snacks as you wanted.
5:40 CuntyLynn with her haughty ‘I know more than you’ aura firmly in place lectures us that it’s false information that you can’t plan a binge. Huh, you know what? Per not only the DSM, but also per the dictionary, a binge is something done WITHOUT CONTROL. Planning is control. Fuck, this bitch is stupid. And trying desperately to convince people she has a disorder that she clearly doesn’t have.
5:46 ‘You guys don’t know me.’ No, but we know EDs and we can do research. Which you obviously don’t. Shut up.
6:16 Blah blah blah I get so many DMs from people with disorders blah blah blah So many of you plan binges and can relate to me blah blah blah
6:50 Talks about ANOTHER YOUTUBER who has conquered their binge eating disorder and how their binges were planned.
7:10 Says when she binges she likes to be alone or near Becky. Once again, not a binge.
Man, breaking out all the stops. She’s hitting the key words that you an look up online, but she’s actually contradicting her fucking videos. Says she only binges in her bedroom. Don’t we have multiple huge-as-fuck mukbangs and binges in the kitchen? Your own video library is making you out to be a lah, dips hit.
8:30 ‘A lot of people binges in private.’ And then talks about how other people binge in front of friends and family. Once again, not BED. She and her idiot followers are mistaking overeating for binging. The words are NOT synonymous with one another.
9:30 Claims that even though a ‘binge’ is planned doesn’t mean that you have control. Except planning is the very definition of control.
10:02 Going full cunt-mode as she professes she knows her body, and since she was 10 she’s known she binges.
10:37 Blathers about how she rambles. And rambles about how she rambles. Shaddup.
10:52 Says the most satisfying feeling she has when she does a planned binge is anticipating the binge. Talks about how it was fun picking what she was going to binge on. Which is a very clear-cut means of control. That isn’t an uncontrollable, guilty isolationist stuffing of the face that results in feelings of shame and sorrow. That’s called being a stupid glutton.
12:06 Will this bitch ever shut up about her ‘planned binges’?
12:20 Says she talks to us (lolz nope) who relate and understand and plan binges and shit. Has spoken to people who’ve gone to treatment. Dude, you should do that too, AL.
12:53 Says she’s grateful for everyone she’s spoken to because she would feel crazy. Because her comments call her out for being a dumbass and a liar.
13:10 Now she professes that those who correct her in the comments (especially about binges) don’t know what they’re talking about. Because this moronic dipshit who can’t be bothered actually looking up the criteria for BED knows best. Then again, she tells doctors what they should diagnose herself and others with, goes doctor shopping to get the diagnosis she wants, and self-diagnoses off Web-MD, so what else can we expect?
13:15 Oh, so these comments make her question herself. But ‘Duh, of course I do (know what I’m talking about)’ so FuCk OfF hAyDuRs!1!
13:42 Tells us that her ‘binges’ are painful and that they’re not cyuooot, then says she has different types of binges. Fuckwad.
13:45 Talks about either eating until she’s sick, or eating when she doesn’t get full and keeps eating.
14:05 Ohhhhh, so she eats she can tell the difference between ‘binging’ and overeating, or ‘binging’ and continuously eating because she’s a food addict. Because when she’s ‘binging’ she eats faster and she gets sick. No, that’s called gluttony. Trying to eat all the Cocoa Puffs before Becky can get another bowl isn’t a binge.
14:20 Says her ‘binges’ are different than overeating or overindulging.
14:52 FUCKING FUCK, FUCKYLYNN. ‘I will always overeat. What I’m trying to conquer is the binging.’ Here we have it, folks! She has just said right out that her weightloss journey is a fucking joke. Because you don’t lose weight while you overeat. She has no interest in losing weight. She just ‘doesn’t want to binge,’ which she doesn’t truly do anyway. It’s a good thing that I’m practically immune to stupidity, otherwise I’d be having a stroke right now.
15:00 ‘I feel out of control a lot of the time.’ A binge is being out of control all the time during the binge, you dummy. And no control in the form of planning that shit out.
15:25 ‘This is not my fault.’ Overeating is most definitely your fault, you dumb as fuck blimp.
15:45 Ohhhh, she’s crying because nobody takes her seriously. Because noooooo, nobody understands eating disorders. Professes you can have three binge eaters in the room and everyone will binge differently. Which doesn’t actually meet the clinical definition of a binge. Your fee fees don’t make your gluttonous stuffing of your fat face binging, dingus.
16:45 ‘I don’t know what planet you’re from. I really, really don’t. But you can’t control it.’ Bullllllllshit.
17:06 What the what?! She now says she hates food more than she likes food, and then the very next second says she loves the taste of it.
17:30 And now she goes on that she feels like a disgusting pig when she ‘binges’ and how we can say she doesn’t binge (because she doesn’t) and she’ll simply write off those comments because YoU dOn’T kNoW mE aNd I dO yOu DuMb HaYdUr.
17:46 Oh fuuuuck, it’s the classic whining about the ‘skinny’ friend who whines about being fat and how blobs made of lard go ‘no you’re not.’ Heh. You know, blimey, maybe you are just so twisted in your perception of ‘normal’ that you don’t recognize that your ‘skinny’ friend might be right. Or they may feel outside of their comfort weight and therefore profess fatness, and it’s not your place to shove your lardy fucked perception on them. After all, your goal weight’s still obese, AL. OBESE. Not just overweight.
17:50 Talks about how she’s her own worst enemy and whatever. Says she doesn’t look at other people who binge eat as fat pigs, but she views herself that way. That’s because she lives vicariously through them and finds justification for what she’s doing because OTHER YOUTUBERS ARE DOING IT TOO.
18:37 ‘People need to stop telling me ‘you have this but you don’t have that, you don’t have this but you do have that.’ That’s not up to you.’ ‘You just watch me. You watch what I choose to show you. And I don’t show you everything.’ Wow, way to come off like a cunty fuck.
19:23 That is the most forced of her ‘blowing a kiss’ sign-offs ever. She’s fucking seething.
0:00 ‘Hey guise.’ Still not enthused, but not exactly the SadnessLynn she was yesterday. This has the edge-tones of CuntyLynn to it. Either that, or I’m hearing what I want to hear because the title to this is so agro it’s ridiculous.
0:07 ‘So I hate to comment on my appearance in this sort of video because this video is (lip smack) serious in my opinion’ Oh shut up. Just say you’re a hot mess and your lighting is bad like you do every fucking video. Because you have that messy greasy dead-straw attempt at an up-doo going on (and no, that’s not how you spell it, and no, I do not care) that makes you look like a dead chicken that got run over with a combine harvester. You look like a yellowed corpse, your eyes are fucking BLACK, and your lopsided chin is fully sinking into your fat. But hey, we can see your stupid nose piercing, so I guess that means you haven’t quite gained back all of your 70 pounds you’ve lost. Gotta ‘binge’ more, gorl!
0:11 HOLY FUCKSTICKS. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?!!?
YIKES!!! Does nothing heal upon her grotesque body anymore?! Plus those black knuckles on that flabby meat mitten accompany those black beetus eyes so wonderfully. Third chin’s also nicely on display. Gorl, you a mess.
0:18 ‘I can see myself through the (wiggles hands around) camera, obviously.’ Viewfinder. Viewfinder is the word you’re looking for, AuthorLynn.
0:25 ‘And I look…. Kind of weird. Kind of wild.’ OMG, she got a thesaurus! She didn’t say she looks crazy! I think I might drop dead of a heart attack right here and now. Oh, and now she’s blathering about her outfit. Complaining about how she doesn’t have makeup on so it’s not complete.
0:37 Oh, now she’s addressing her scars. Says most of those are dog or cat scratches. And she’s being attacked by mosquitos. Says any time she gets a wound on her she will ‘itch and itch and itch it’ and then confesses to being a scab picker. Basically, she’s trying to distance her from the beetus-not-healing shit. Says it’s a ‘mention it before anyone else does’ but you’ve failed, because we’ve been discussing this shit for YEARS on the farms.
1:42 Finally to the point of this video - apparently the video’s about binge eating. Woo. Let me temper my fucking enthusiasm. Let’s hear ExpertLynn talk about a disorder she definitely doesn’t have.
1:45 Oh fuck, she’s going to wax on about her childhood and how she was eating more than she felt she should and shit.
2:05 Says that people have mentioned that she doesn’t binge because she plans it. Cuntily huffs out ‘I don’t always plan it.’ Yeah, but other than overeating, you don’t meet any of the OTHER wickets for binge eating (aka: you don’t fucking film that shit, you have no control, etc - the last video, you made conscious decisions to eat, you planned it like mad and you broadcasted it to the world. It was a fine display of gluttony, not binging. Per my old, old copy of the DSM IV. Which is outdated, yes, but not that much has changed).
2:12 First off, when she was 9-10 years old she was in an all girl’s group home and all of her meals/snacks were planned and she didn’t get a choice. There were times when she would sneak into the kitchen and go steal food because she was a fatass and she didn’t want to follow the rules. THAT’S NOT A BINGE, DUMMY. Then she’d go and eat in the group home. Now we know what she was doing at her only job. Eating on the pot. Also, she did Girl Scouts. She blathers for a while about how ordering cookies works. Then she confesses that she actually stole her damned order. Says ‘I was a good Girl Scout’ and it was ‘one instance’. A good Girl Scout doesn’t fucking steal from a customer. She stole Peanut Brittle from a teacher. Instead she went to start the shower to disguise what she was doing, went to hide in the closet and ate the entire box of Peanut Brittle. STILL NOT A BINGE. But she says it was a binge, because she was doing it alone and by herself.
5:15 Now talking about planned binging. Still not binging. Still gluttony. Your childhood was fucking stealing because you didn’t think it was fair that you were limited and couldn’t choose to eat as many processed snacks as you wanted.
5:40 CuntyLynn with her haughty ‘I know more than you’ aura firmly in place lectures us that it’s false information that you can’t plan a binge. Huh, you know what? Per not only the DSM, but also per the dictionary, a binge is something done WITHOUT CONTROL. Planning is control. Fuck, this bitch is stupid. And trying desperately to convince people she has a disorder that she clearly doesn’t have.
5:46 ‘You guys don’t know me.’ No, but we know EDs and we can do research. Which you obviously don’t. Shut up.
6:16 Blah blah blah I get so many DMs from people with disorders blah blah blah So many of you plan binges and can relate to me blah blah blah
6:50 Talks about ANOTHER YOUTUBER who has conquered their binge eating disorder and how their binges were planned.
7:10 Says when she binges she likes to be alone or near Becky. Once again, not a binge.
Man, breaking out all the stops. She’s hitting the key words that you an look up online, but she’s actually contradicting her fucking videos. Says she only binges in her bedroom. Don’t we have multiple huge-as-fuck mukbangs and binges in the kitchen? Your own video library is making you out to be a lah, dips hit.
8:30 ‘A lot of people binges in private.’ And then talks about how other people binge in front of friends and family. Once again, not BED. She and her idiot followers are mistaking overeating for binging. The words are NOT synonymous with one another.
9:30 Claims that even though a ‘binge’ is planned doesn’t mean that you have control. Except planning is the very definition of control.
10:02 Going full cunt-mode as she professes she knows her body, and since she was 10 she’s known she binges.
10:37 Blathers about how she rambles. And rambles about how she rambles. Shaddup.
10:52 Says the most satisfying feeling she has when she does a planned binge is anticipating the binge. Talks about how it was fun picking what she was going to binge on. Which is a very clear-cut means of control. That isn’t an uncontrollable, guilty isolationist stuffing of the face that results in feelings of shame and sorrow. That’s called being a stupid glutton.
12:06 Will this bitch ever shut up about her ‘planned binges’?
12:20 Says she talks to us (lolz nope) who relate and understand and plan binges and shit. Has spoken to people who’ve gone to treatment. Dude, you should do that too, AL.
12:53 Says she’s grateful for everyone she’s spoken to because she would feel crazy. Because her comments call her out for being a dumbass and a liar.
13:10 Now she professes that those who correct her in the comments (especially about binges) don’t know what they’re talking about. Because this moronic dipshit who can’t be bothered actually looking up the criteria for BED knows best. Then again, she tells doctors what they should diagnose herself and others with, goes doctor shopping to get the diagnosis she wants, and self-diagnoses off Web-MD, so what else can we expect?
13:15 Oh, so these comments make her question herself. But ‘Duh, of course I do (know what I’m talking about)’ so FuCk OfF hAyDuRs!1!
13:42 Tells us that her ‘binges’ are painful and that they’re not cyuooot, then says she has different types of binges. Fuckwad.
13:45 Talks about either eating until she’s sick, or eating when she doesn’t get full and keeps eating.
14:05 Ohhhhh, so she eats she can tell the difference between ‘binging’ and overeating, or ‘binging’ and continuously eating because she’s a food addict. Because when she’s ‘binging’ she eats faster and she gets sick. No, that’s called gluttony. Trying to eat all the Cocoa Puffs before Becky can get another bowl isn’t a binge.
14:20 Says her ‘binges’ are different than overeating or overindulging.
14:52 FUCKING FUCK, FUCKYLYNN. ‘I will always overeat. What I’m trying to conquer is the binging.’ Here we have it, folks! She has just said right out that her weightloss journey is a fucking joke. Because you don’t lose weight while you overeat. She has no interest in losing weight. She just ‘doesn’t want to binge,’ which she doesn’t truly do anyway. It’s a good thing that I’m practically immune to stupidity, otherwise I’d be having a stroke right now.
15:00 ‘I feel out of control a lot of the time.’ A binge is being out of control all the time during the binge, you dummy. And no control in the form of planning that shit out.
15:25 ‘This is not my fault.’ Overeating is most definitely your fault, you dumb as fuck blimp.
15:45 Ohhhh, she’s crying because nobody takes her seriously. Because noooooo, nobody understands eating disorders. Professes you can have three binge eaters in the room and everyone will binge differently. Which doesn’t actually meet the clinical definition of a binge. Your fee fees don’t make your gluttonous stuffing of your fat face binging, dingus.
16:45 ‘I don’t know what planet you’re from. I really, really don’t. But you can’t control it.’ Bullllllllshit.
17:06 What the what?! She now says she hates food more than she likes food, and then the very next second says she loves the taste of it.
17:30 And now she goes on that she feels like a disgusting pig when she ‘binges’ and how we can say she doesn’t binge (because she doesn’t) and she’ll simply write off those comments because YoU dOn’T kNoW mE aNd I dO yOu DuMb HaYdUr.
17:46 Oh fuuuuck, it’s the classic whining about the ‘skinny’ friend who whines about being fat and how blobs made of lard go ‘no you’re not.’ Heh. You know, blimey, maybe you are just so twisted in your perception of ‘normal’ that you don’t recognize that your ‘skinny’ friend might be right. Or they may feel outside of their comfort weight and therefore profess fatness, and it’s not your place to shove your lardy fucked perception on them. After all, your goal weight’s still obese, AL. OBESE. Not just overweight.
17:50 Talks about how she’s her own worst enemy and whatever. Says she doesn’t look at other people who binge eat as fat pigs, but she views herself that way. That’s because she lives vicariously through them and finds justification for what she’s doing because OTHER YOUTUBERS ARE DOING IT TOO.
18:37 ‘People need to stop telling me ‘you have this but you don’t have that, you don’t have this but you do have that.’ That’s not up to you.’ ‘You just watch me. You watch what I choose to show you. And I don’t show you everything.’ Wow, way to come off like a cunty fuck.
19:23 That is the most forced of her ‘blowing a kiss’ sign-offs ever. She’s fucking seething.
TL;DW/R: YOU ALL ARE DUMB HAYDURS AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
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Pippeyy
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She changed her clothes and earrings to vomit up this boring shit but couldn’t even brush her hair? This isn’t what’s going to crack 100K views on her channel.
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No, Amber. You're right. We don't need to tell you that you're a narc 500-pound landwhale perilously close to death.
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Dat thumbnail - gorl is looking especially Kentucky here.
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Somebody buy her a mirror.
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Who does she think she is? She's not our mom, she can't tell us what to do. 
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What this blob sees in a mirror, and what we see in front of us are two very different perceptions of reality.
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Having fully watched it now, this is some extra low effort, psychobabble bullshit right here. Can't wait for @Diet Coke 4 Life to cap this nonsense.
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You're fat and I wouldn't have sex with you.
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Dont worry telling her viewers all this instead of a professional will help her.
I thought she ate boxes of thin mints when she told that story before?
Edit: shes desperately trying to start a shrimpgate again and summon mbp. This with the Snapchat rant has/will cause crickets as usual.
I thought she ate boxes of thin mints when she told that story before?
Edit: shes desperately trying to start a shrimpgate again and summon mbp. This with the Snapchat rant has/will cause crickets as usual.
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Magic mirror on the wall who is the fattest one of all
My Lady Lynn is fat to see, there are none who are fatter than thee
My Lady Lynn is fat to see, there are none who are fatter than thee
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I haven't watched the video but from the thumbnail I get the feeling that Fat Amber smells like hot garbage that's been closed up for a while. You know, like when there are lots of food scraps and cat food cans in it? On a 90+ degree summer day? Maybe you have to open the can where it's stored for some reason, or it's in a bag and an animal tears it open and the smell just lingers for hours even after it's been cleaned up? I just feel like that's how she smells in that video.
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"I want people to see me for who I am and not for the size of my laygs"
- Amber (née lynn) Reid, 2020
- Amber (née lynn) Reid, 2020
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is ‘food addict’ the new term for ‘fatass’ ?
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Fat bitch is just gonna eyefuck herself lol